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It brings Uncle Eddie so much joy to tell you all this.  So much joy.  Let me savor it for a minute.

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Ahhh...ooh that's good.  You guys ready?  So I was bored, driving home (okay my boyfriend was driving, I wasn't checking my phone and driving at the same time), and I happened across TMZ...


OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

This post is dedicated to all the times Tila called us "jealous haters" and INSISTED that she didn't do drugs or drink.

So Uncle Eddie is thinking...she's probably just doing this for attention, right?  To save her career, right?  But can you name one single person who got a career boost from this show?  Go on, name one.  ONE.  Name me one person who came off this show and their career got rejuvenated. 

And just one more time...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



I can't wait to see this trainwreck go down.  Everybody tune into the first episode (if it doesn't get canceled, that is) to watch a day in the life of Tila.

I'm leaving you all with a quote from my boyfriend:  "Maybe it's her addiction to fake pregnancies?"

48 comments:

i_am_that_girl said...

Maybe that's why she's been acting like a major nutcase, so she could end up on the show. It's most likely just for publicity though. None of us can honestly say that a rehab reality show will help a person recover. Or maybe just me, cause I never watched a single episode of that mess.

josephgein said...

Watch Tila go into major freak-out mode leading up the the premier of this show, if in fact it does happen. She cannot explain this away. Fireworks are coming, my hater friends.

allen said...

hello,
For some odd reason I thought the trip to texas(very sudden) for her best friends wedding was an INTERVENTION. I hope she does not go on television for treatmnet but a private facility. I hope after treatment she apologizes to the numerous numerous people she has angered. I hope she tells her very few fans she has left the TRUTH about everything. I hope she leaves hollywood and leads a nice quiet happy life. I can hope but I doubt this will happen

Allen

Lisa said...

She's already put up a dear diary thing saying about Jane and now a new personality called Caroline from London (explains the dodgy British accent in the boxer interview, I'm from the UK, her accent is cack) she is trying to make herself sound even crazier, which is stupid coz she doesn't need to! as usual I think this is all about attention but hopefully they actually break her down.

chey said...

OMG, this is too good to be true! This is like Christmas come early!!! I hope that Kari Ann person is back on the show and delivers a beat down on Tila!

Jenn said...

Part of me is squeeling like a school girl in the hopes of seeing Tila make a fool out of herself. We would probably get to see her "mansion" too. But most importantly, the bitch will get some help...for now.

On the other hand, I hope that this show gets cancelled because Tila is a nutcase and is going to make everything about her. She already calls it "her show". Plus she's THE biggest liar. God know what she'll come up with in order to spin her addiction. If it's not about Casey, I'm sure it will be about how tough it is being a mogul and how the stress is just too much.

Do you guys think that this is why she's been rolling around on red carpets lately?

Lisa said...

I am a recovering addict myself (almost 8 years sober now), and sobriety requires 100% honesty. If Tila is going to get and stay clean, she's basically going to have to admit to EVERYTHING she's lied about, which I don't think she has any intention of doing. If anything, this is another outlet for her to cry her crocodile tears over all the horrible things she's had to endure since January. To say nothing of the EXTREME LABOR WORK she had to perform at her parents' flea market stand.

Look - I have sympathy, and empathy, for nearly anyone out there who's struggling with this. Active addiction is a fucking horror show. But I have no patience for anyone who comes into a recovery setting with no intention of actually getting better. Tila wants to throw herself a big ol' pity party on VH1's dime.

I'd love to be proven wrong on this one, but I don't have high hopes.

Jacqueline said...

She should put a plug in her behind....ha ha....No body watches reality shows anymore....TILA u Suck B!tch....

jayden said...

Ha ha. I called it .... only I was half joking when I said her new show was Celebrity Rehab. But I have to say I'm with Lisa on this. I think it's mostly a stunt to get her face out there in the public eye each week rather than a true desire to clean up. All of her other opportunities have dried up and this is the only one that will give her the face time and some much needed money. If anything, it will be massively entertaining to watch Dr. Drew call her on her shit.

tila said...

UM OK NOW I KNOWWWWW That Tila is "TilaFanFarAway" BECAUSE when I first wrote my comment on her recent post about "Uk's Eminem" I was second and the post before me was "TilaFanFarAway" and it just said "ur so sexi" now it's changed HOWEVER, it's still the FIRST COMMENT. Now the first comment is a long comment about how great Tila is and she deserves a "real man" lol , caught ya Tila!!

The Blotspot said...

ROFLMFAO!!!

josephgein said...

Oh, with out a doubt, Jenn, the recent "rolling around on the red carpet" is just for the show. I thought the same thing. Look for even more bizarre behavior in the coming weeks. Also, watch her blame her addictions on her newest personality, Caroline, as she doesn't remember anything that happens when she "comes out". I don't, however, see Tila being able to manipulate Dr. Drew in any way. That man has a bigger ego than even her. He will call her on her lies and bullshit, which will be awesome. How long will she last before she shuts down or runs screaming for the nearest pipe-load/handful of benzodiazepines? I give it 3 episodes. Christ.... Watch her O.D. before filming even begins. Kinda win-win, huh?

Clementine said...

Remember a while back she was talking about a new show and how they just wanted to follow her around because she was so awesome or some shit like that?

She is so delusional that she cannot even admit it is not her show and they are not following her fabulous life! I think it is funny that a few weeks ago the show looked like it was not going to happen because not one d lister wanted to be on it and now they have one z lister. I hope they call out her bullshit and force her to admit her lies. I think though that she will try to hump everything on the set and talk about how everyone wants her...oh wait maybe shes going to say she has a sex addiction, that way shes riding on Tiger and Jesses James claims and can act like a whore at the same time!

They should just give her some electro shock theraphy followed by a lobotomy.

Cathy said...

This could go one of two ways. Tila could make herself look like such a busy mogul, and people could believe it, or she will look like a total ass. I am praying for option number two.

Its sad that the only show she could land was one where the celebrities are so d and z list no one knows who they are. They only tune in to see the craziness. I would feel better if it was a show like intervention where she actually had to go to rehab and they didnt show her time there.

Sad, hopefully it doesnt get cancelled before she gets what ever tiny bit of help Dr Drew can give.
I wonder if this is all because they were trying to get Lindsay Lohan?

Fatty McFatterson said...

Well, I've been seeing talk of Tila being on this show among bloggers for several months now. Last month Celeb Rehab came out and ADMITTED they had NO A-List or B-List celebs and had resorted to rejecting a couple of F-List celebs. I think they extended their casting call (or whatever you'd call it) a few days and it was dicey if the show would even continue.

So here are my predictions for the coming season. I hope there's a way we can easily pull this up at the end so we can see how close your girl Fatty is:

1. She will be the first to have a MAJOR DRAMA event go down. This will establish her as the one to watch, so to speak. Tila is staging this whole event to be about her, and you will see that's exactly what she'll do. She's desperate to drum up business for her blog, and all her non-existent endeavors, so every moment on camera will be about establishing her marketing plan.

2. She will make out with as many of the girls as possible (please tell me Jocelyn Wildenstein (ask Mr. Google about this prize, HA!), Donatello Versace (good Lord this woman is ugly!), Camilla Parker-Bowles, Janet Reno and Rhea Perlman will be on, lol!) Tila knows she gets more press for making out with (or suggesting she's making out with) cute girls. Her only interest in women is that it's a ticket to press. Disgusting pig that she is.

3. She will claim her problems started at the time of Miss. Johnson's death. And that a mogul is human, blah blah blah. From here on out, I will refer to Casey Johnson as Miss. Johnson. If the poor thing has to be tied the rest of her life to that last lie with Tila, I'd like to give her the respect she deserves for her life outside Tila, by severing that tie and referencing her by her true name.

4. Tila will only be seen in her 'sexiest' outfits with full makeup, despite the fact she's a 'tomboy' and hates dressing up.

5. Every other word out of her gapping maw (her mouth, not that cavernous STD-riddled cunt) will be about how successful she is and constant shout-outs about her piece of shit blog. I really hope Dr. Drew reins in this behavior. Tila is absolutely not there for recovery, for her this is a press tour and nothing else.It's a slap in the face to every single addict out there, recovering or not.

6. She will talk non-stop about how crazy and fun she is. People who are crazy and fun don't have to advertise .

7. She will pull a Gary Busey, and claim she's there not as a patient, but as an inspiration, or some such happy horsehit. Gary has an excuse, he suffered from actual severe brain trauma from a motorcycle accident.

8. She will show her 'sensitive' and 'sweetheart' personality. This will be so she can later blog about how all the other celebs thought she was the most loving, caring person, just like she's been telling the haters.

9. I think this show is where she expects to get all the 'dirt from insiders' on the celebs who show up. If so, this is utterly despicable. Beyond contemptible. I hope there are contracts put in place that CR plans to uphold that prevent Tila from cashing in on the vulnerability of the poor people who will be stuck with her.

10. This goes against my otherwise mean and hater personality, but I do hope, something...anything...clicks with her. She can kill herself and destroy her credibility, but perhaps with recovery and a sincere effort to get help, she may prevent some of the young kids who believe in her, and who follow her every move, to get whatever help they need. Her behaviors with children are sick and deviant. She is causing harm to young kids and hopefully this may stop some of that.

Great post Uncle Eddie!

deluwiel said...

She's not approaching this show as an opportunity to get help. She sees it only as a chance at face time on TV and self promotion. That's it. If she was even remotely interested in recovery she would have been up front about what the show was. Step 1: Admit you have a problem. No one is going to be fooled by her phony claims of dissociative disorder, the alleged putting out cigarettes on her body, her poverty-stricken childhood, or whatever other Lifetime Channel movie of the week problem she decides to come up with. This is going to be interesting, to say the least.

kristi said...

I am officially dead! Hasn't she been saying for MONTHS that she doesn't have a problem? Seriously. Oh man. This is rich. So, so rich.

B_McBitcherson said...

The fact that she's been bragging for months about 'her' new tv show tells me she doesn't give a shit about getting help, this was just her only way back onto tv. It's fucking disgusting. Nobody who is actually hitting rock bottom and wants to save their life would have spent the last few months bragging like she has.

On one hand, at least she wasn't lying about being back on tv. On the other hand, here we are adding drug addiction to the long list of real and serious issues (adoption, miscarriage, rape, pedophilia...) that Tila has no problem using in such a belittling and vile way for her own gain. Don't get me wrong, she definitely has a drug problem, but I do not believe she thinks it's a problem. And now her dumbass behavior the last couple months makes so much sense - she's exaggerating her ridiculous behavior for a fucking tv show. Jesus, she is so transparent. I hope the show gets cancelled, I really do.

Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure this has something to do with her lindsay lohan obsession - didn't Lilo turn them down a month or two ago? I bet she's been writing all those posts to Lindsay in an attempt to get Lindsay on the show so it won't get cancelled. What's wrong tila? Not a big enough mogul to carry a show anymore?

K.R. Omen said...

I hope to God they take her Twitter away.

Isis said...

If Tilafanfaraway isn't Tila, it's probably one of her die-hard Army members. Before the chat room got pulled out of her dating site there were only like six people in there at any given time of the day. And to this day I'm not buying that she didn't have moderators in her chat room: worst chat mod's ever, hands down.

Joann said...

Celebrity Rehab WAS having a hard time booking celeb addicts for their new season and the new season was in jeopardy of not being aired just like Fatty said, so the question is, is Tila really serious about getting help, or is it just to get her face on TV. I'm thinking like you guys. It's for publicity ONLY.

I can't see Tila admitting she has a drug, alcohol or sex problem to the public but since her "career" is going nowhere this move is basically a desperate attempt on her part to stay relevant. This skank ain't about no recovery.

You guys are correct, low budget celebs being on CR is NOT a boost to their career. A few of them got some air time after leaving the show but nothing big and lasting.

Rodney King's girlfriend said the only reason he did the show was for the money and is still getting high.

I also can't see Tila being able to manipulate Dr. Drew either josephgein. She's not going to upstage him. That's his show, not hers, and he will let her know it

IF the show makes it on the air, Tila will definitely be lying, blowing situations up like she always does, acting out and trying to get as much camera time as possible.

As Chey said, I hope there is someone on there like Kari Ann who will give this skank a good beat down.

Ericka said...

Tilafanfromfaraway is definitely Tila. 100% CONFIRMED.

rockitqueen said...

Does anyone else suspect she knew she was going to be on the show all along and ramped up her psycho behavior (i.e. rolling on the red carpet, stripping, grocery shopping in lingerie) in an effort to make a better back story? While I have no doubt she has a serious addiction problem coupled with a severe personality disorder, I think everything she does is a calculated. She thinks she is a great businesswoman because she knows how to create drama and "good TV" no matter who she offends or takes down in the process.

For the first time, I want to see Keri Ann Peniche back on TV because if anyone can give Tila the smackdown she deserves, it's Keri Ann.

Also, guys, I think we should all bombard VH1 and Dr. Drew with notes urging them to confront Tila on her more serious offenses. If her "phone bone buddies" and charity fraud are exposed on national TV she has no chance of making any kind of comeback post-CR.

Eduardo Retardo said...

So I think I've seen all the seasons of Celebrity Rehab, but I never watched the Sex Addiction spin-off or the Sober House spin-off. But I do know that Dr. Drew and Shelly don't fuck around in rehab. If Tila tries sexual behavior with another patient, or even wearing her skimpy clothing...oh boy will that make for some good TV.

Normally I'm repulsed at the idea of seeing Tila (and blessedly free of it, since she's never on TV here), but this time I'm actually looking forward to it.

I bet it's some bullshit thing like "I'm addicted to fame!" or something.

The Jezebel said...

this is really good news!! hopefully dr. drew will help her and put an end to her habit of rolling around on the floor of the red carpet...

jayden said...

Uncle Eddie, it occurred to me that she might be claiming internet addiction. But I've got a feeling that given how z list she is, CR wouldn't be buying that one. I think it's going to have to be a pretty gnarly addiction for someone of such low celebrity caliber to be on there.

Joann said...

rocketitqueen, that's EXACTLY why she started doing all that crazy stuff and putting it on camera for the public to see, it's not like she's been acting like that in public for years and years. She just started acting that way.

Tila being on CR is nothing but a way to get publicity to jump start her non-existing career.

I commented on the Spiked Tequila blog that if Dr. Drew was having a rehab show on pathological liars and sociopathic behavior, then I could see her being on his show.

Does this ring a bell?:
http://searchwarp.com/swa306443.htm

I feel so sorry for her army of minors and young adults.

Happiness Is said...

it's all in her big mogul plan guys!

she's now faking the whole multiplepersonalities disorder, the stripping.

if she ever makes celebrity rehab she'll probably cry about casey, talk shit about being a big mogul and doing a swan dance on a red carpet.

she's just a big ol' junkie, doesn't want to quit either nor is she crazy. well she's mad crazy but nothing fancy just nuts

Sandy said...

I bet "I'm filming my reality show" and "I'm on Robertson right now!" are 2 different statements, combined as one, just to confuse.

Of course she's doing this for her career. If she were going into rehab and was serious, she'd do so privately, not on a tv show. Just my 2 cents.

Sandy said...

OMG I agree with everyone here! We're all on the same wavelength! Especially Fatty. Well said, every point.

Lisa said...

@Sandy - exactly. If she actually wanted help, she wouldn't be going to rehab with cameras, body mics, and a paycheck from Viacom.

She's spewing all kinds of crazy sauce on her "gossip blog" now about how Lindsay Lohan better not be on the show with her because she's a "cokehead elitist" or something. You know, because Tila's so important what with her direct line to Dr. Drew AND God, so she gets to decide these things.

Dr. Drew will pout at her and make little sympathetic noises, because that's what he does. But Shelly isn't gonna put up with her bullshit, that much I can tell you.

Alabama Worley said...

The thing is they haven't started filming CR ..yet. They maybe doing pre production video of outlandish behavior for her "Debut". They need stock footage since they are past their 1st and 2nd deadline and well onto their 3rd (due this Weds). She's doing everything she can to be "crazy" so she can steal the spotlight and be a shoe in.

I'm sure they gave her the green light but obviously she has to make a huge to do before going in (rolling on the carpet, new personality) Others prior to going to the rehab had already established themselves as the hollywood victims. We already knew they were in a bad way with drugs and they didn't have to cram for their promo finals (so to speak).

I know they wanted Lohan and a few others but those few others have PR people who were smart enough to shake their head and say "Go to a private facility" Again she's not caught on that reality TV is no longer "in" as stated by VH1! People are over it and now it's time for something else.

She won't get help but they WILL put her on meds and for a short amount of time we will get a break of her insanity since she cannot blog nor can she have her cell phone in rehab. If anything we will see her spiral out of control for attention within a small circle of adults verses children.

K.R. Omen said...

Better yet, I hope they bring back that black nurse that punched Kari Ann Peniche in her spine during sex rehab. That was classic.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Even though this show would make for good entertainment. I hope it gets canceled. She doesn't deserve being on there and getting a paycheck just for her actions alone. I don't want to see her get help. I want to continue watching her spiral to her grave!

BKiddo said...

Sandy said everything I was thinking.
Happy Sunday all.

HoneyJ said...

In all honesty, she needs rehab so bad. She needs psychiatric intervention so bad.....

Tiffanie said...

You guys made my day!!! I needed a great laugh and to smile. I miscarried this past Sunday (unlike Tila mine was a real baby). Being this is the first time this has happened to me, I feel like my heart has been ripped out of my chest. I never agreed with her lying about her miscarriage and thought it was sick...but now that I have felt this pain for myself, I wish nothing but the worst for this lying tramp! Even if they pull the plug on the show, I am still curious on how shes going to twist the fact that she was going to be on it LOL

Tila's said...

Tiffanie Im so sorry for your loss. I hope you are ok.. Secondly Tila is such a worthless person. She will not take the show seriously and ruin the show for future celebs.

Ericka said...

I'm sorry for your loss, Tiffanie. <3

boytoy said...

"A Friends wedding in texas" tila doesnt have any friends this from mulitpile sources, everyone is saying so.

Someone should contact celebrtiy rehab or Dr. Drew and tell them not to put tila on. Tila has before been on Dr. Drew radio show "loveline" once before.
When on the show tila was acting "crazy" talking about her past and such and he noticed and talked about it on air that she has some problem in her life that she needs to deal with and Dr.Drew offered to help tila and she turned it dowwn.

starfish said...

she is really getting annoying...seriously...so THIS is her reality show? so basically, she was faking some sort of drug problem, wow...she probably thinks she is brilliant too make it seem, i mean....become a methhead...

Nicki Jane said...

I can't wait for this, if it happens. Dr. Drew doesn't play around on that show at all and I can't wait to see him "GO IN" on her about all her crap.

And Tiffanie, I am so sorry for your loss. I had a miscarriage a few years ago and it was absolutely devastating. Tila's fake miscarriage and obvious lack of having any true understanding about in vitro is what really made me find her absolutely disgusting.

Charlotte1 said...

Her (possible, if it doesn't get canned) upcoming appearance on Celebrity Rehab probably explains the recent name change from 'Tila Tequila' to 'Miss Tila'? In any case she truly is a dispicable whore. It's outrageous that even after TMZ broke this story (stupidly she didn't post the scoop herself on her own website, I might add) she still had the nerve to go on her pathetic blog and bash Lyndsay Lohan for being a cokewhore WTF?

Tess said...

If this show does actually get aired, I believe Tila is going to play the sympathy card ..spilling her fake tears on Dr Drew ..about her difficult childhood and perpetuating her lies about Casey, her miscarriages, her volatile failed entanglements with men and her HATERS who "stalk" her on the Internet! Haha! Maybe the RotSpot girls should guest star (in disguise of course) and assist Dr Drew with exposing Tila's honesty problem.

I can only hope that Dr Drew's commitment to helping people through the recovery process will prevent him from allowing Tila to fake her way on the show just for publicity, If he doesn't call her out, it would be such a slap in the face to all the people who are actually working hard to get honest with their addictions and live clean and sober.

Tila will make some money, maybe even get some help but this show is more likely to expose her true colors ..not help her career.

Helena said...

Sandy, I agree with you 100%, if you are serious about rehab you go off and do it quietly, not brag about it being your new tv show!

Also, if she tries to garner gossip from rehab on the other celebs, then she deserves all the scorn in the world heaped on her. That is just the biggest no-no ever! What is said in someone's rehab should not be repeated/reported on!

Tiffanie, I am so sorry for your loss.
Hugs to you.

Fatty McFatterson said...

Tiffanie I extend my condolences to you and your family over your loss. I'm so sorry that happened to you :(

BKiddo said...

Tiffanie,
Our heart goes out to you and yours.

Isis said...

(((((Tiffanie)))))

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