It sure was a big night for our favorite Midget Mogul on Facebook. Tila apparently felt like she wasn't getting enough attention, and we all know her favorite kind of attention is sympathy. This girl LOVES sympathy. Oh Tila, you're such a great person, I'm so sorry the love of your month life died. Oh Tila, you're so awesome, I'm sorry the haters are always so mean to you. Oh, poor Tila.

So tonight Tila begins to hint that something is rotten in the Casa de Casa.

In true Tila fashion she was vague as Hell about it, and of course everybody jumped on it like rabid wolves. Does she mean Casa? OMG, could it be? Is it over sooner than any of us predicted? Oh, poor Tila!

Oh no! Oh, poor Tila! I think I can speak for everybody when I say...
BITCH WE ALL SAW THAT COMING.

I would suggest a moment of silence, but the very thought of it makes me dry heave and that would just ruin it.

So are they broken up? Who knows. We know Tila loves the drama, the attention, and most of all the sympathy. God, whatever. Here you go, Princess Tila. I know you read this blog.

So then, Tila says this in the comments to one of her own posts:

Let's examine this, shall we?

"I don't acknowledge the haters because it is a sin to constantly try to bully people and push them down and call them names when you don't even know the person. I don't judge others so those that judge me are ignored. I only respond to those who love and spread positivity."
SAY WHAAAAAA????

Ahem:
Tila, did you know Melissa when you said that to her? No? Okay, how about this from YESTERDAY. Tila speaking to BellaSteph01:


What did this girl say to you to cause this?



I dunno, Tila...that sure seems like you didn't ignore her! In fact, it seems like she hit a nerve with you!

Everybody together now: OH, POOR TILA!

Now how about in that second comment, where Tila says "I don't call people names." Stop laughing! Nah fuck it, keep laughing and take a gander at this:


Monkey face, eh?

Oh, poor Tila!

And finally, we see in the third comment she talks about Perez. It should be noted that this is the first time in forever that she hasn't called him Piggy Perez...which is her calling another person a name, but we're past that now! She says that he "always talks shit about[her]." Can somebody show me that? Because he refuses to blog about her anymore. Yes, she's that much of a fucking joke in Hollywood that she doesn't even grace Perez's pages anymore. In fact, since Casey died and he called her out on being a scumbag and using it for attention, he's only tweeted about her ONCE. And really, that was an insult to Chris Brown, not to Tila.

In closing, I'd like to take a minute to explain what "treat others as you wish to be treated" means for you retards (read: FOR TILA) who don't get it. It is NOT an excuse to return hate with hate, or disrespect for disrespect. It's an old credo fashioned from the Christian concept of turning the other cheek. So basically, Tila, if Perez disrespects you, you're still supposed to treat him as you would like to be treated. It isn't "treat others as they treat you," now is it? POW!

Now carry on, chillin's, Uncle Eddie's going to bed!