Hidden in one of her wall of words she had this little gem:

So, this was all a little bid for sympathy because MTV refused to give her a press pass or an invite to the award shows, because, duhhhh, they only recognize real press and legitimate news outlets (I bet Perez got both a press pass AND an invite, SUCK IT TILA!) and they only recognize legit A-D list celebs, not someone on the ZZZZ list!

Now Tila couldn't come right out and admit she wasn't invited or issued a pass, and she had already promised....so, why don't we do something to ourself that will garner some sympathy AND give us a great excuse to say to our fans (don't forget the  jelis haters!). "Oh, POW, I got like 30 press passes to the MTV Awards and like Tom Cruise promised me the first dance and POW MOGUL! all my paparazzi are on standby, but because Jane snuck in last night and chopped my arms off I won't be going, I know my Tila Army WHAM POW totally understands and all the haterz who say I wasn't invited, well, I don't give a fukkkk what you think because I NEVER LIE!"

I almost wish none of us had broke this story and then we could have just waited for Tila to reveal her MTV lies, and BAM POW we come out with all the facts! Eh, her Army of Morons and Halfwits wouldn't have believed us anyway. After all, we're all just fat, jealous, welfare losers who have nothing better to do than call people names (fuck you Piggy!!!) and tell lies (how was that cocksucking at age 15 going for you Khloe?) and make up nasty shit (I see you need a little Valtrex there Rihanna).

Oh dear, I just broke a fingernail....someone hold me....no...no..., I'll just take some opiates and go to sleep.

Nigh night Fatty Army

love,

little fatty