Well, not really.  But I always included "Saved By the Bell" in the Saturday Morning Cartoons category so whatever!  Have we mentioned how much we love the Rotspot fans? We really do! Especially when they make fun of TT like this:




Nikky Raney is a journalist who is helping in the fight against stupidity aka Tila "the trainwreck" Tequila. Add her blog to your list, it's full of chuckles!   

I thought the video was amusing but I would take it down. I understand that you are 20 and have good intentions(entertainment purposes)but the video may come back to haunt you.It is not worth it.

Oh this is ALL TOO TRUE.  This was posted by one of the readers back when the video was first released.  Nikky has since pulled it down due to all of the scrutiny.  Her e-feelings get hurt real bad and she runs off crying that people are being mean to her and she's going to sue them.  (Sound familiar!?!?!?!?)

It appears that "Nikky Raney" has now joined Team Tila.  Yes fans it's true ... Tila emailed Nikky so now Nikky is all starstruck with the z list nobody.  You see, Nikky isn't intelligent enough to get a REAL interview with anyone in her "hunt to be a journalist" career so since Tila gave her the time of day she's all over her warty va-jay-jay!!!  Hence we want nothing to do with this bottom dweller.  When just a week or so ago she was wanting to "kill her now"...


Nikky barely had 200 followers when BEGGING Rotspot to help her out with exposure.  She even tried to entice ol' Rotty by claiming she was on TMZ's blogroll.  Being as though she dislikes TMZ but she can't PUBLICLY announce that being as though she's "on their blogroll".  Let me explain something, SHE isn't on it - the old dude who has a boner for her who "hired" her as a "writer" is on it.  And honestly, it doesn't take much to get on it.  Tila herself was even on it at one point.  *yawn*

I personally love where this "professional" is begging me to tell her to get off of twitter because she is being a "psycho crazy chick" due to her running out of "bipolar pills 2 nights ago".

This all came down when Nikky claimed that the Rotspot isn't credible.  At the same time we noticed that SHE was and still is taking credit for US breaking the 'arm meet' story.

All of a sudden it seems Nikky fails to remember that she's been slobbin' on my knob for weeks tryin' to ride the coattails of my awesomeness.  However, Uncle Eddie never forgets (or at least never fails to screen cap) a thing!  So I dug into the deep, dark vaults of Eddie's info:


Oh, and for the record ... for weeks I've been sick as hell of Nikky whining and crying about Tila calling her "fat".  I love how she pretends she's 100 lbs and has no jello on her.  To clear things up, I do not think Nikky is "fat" but I also do not think she is "thin" either.  And CERTAINLY not 115lbs as she claims.  I also don't think her body is "perfect" by ANY MEANS.  Bitch needs to get to the gym if she's so fuckin' obsessed about being "fat".  Not walking to the corner store with "daddy to buy a chocolate bar".  Yes, that was a real tweet.  Who cares right?  I don't care if she's 500 lbs ... that is ... unless you fuck w/me.  And THEN I'm going to be childish and use it against you like anyone else would, right?  I've been sick of her for a little while, even still trying to be nice to her when she'd constantly DM my writers begging for us to dedicate a post to her weeks ago.

Well here you go Miss Raney ... time to shine!!!


Can you teach us how to jiggle our fat by doin' that awesome "ranedance" that you do chubby? Just sayin'...

It also appears that miss Raney is telling several people in DM's that she relates to Tila being as though she ALSO has D.I.D. and that she's bi-polar.  And all this time I was chalkin' it up to her being an immature celebrity wannabe.

And remember kids ... Nikky asks to be taken as a "serious journalist" and if you don't like her it's because you're jealous because she's "Nikky Raney and you're not". - Yea Nikky, we're jealous of your undersized clothes and garbage infested house.  I heard Hoarders is looking for a new cast, you in?!?!? 

Anyhow, you wanted an "explosive post about you" darlin' well here it is :)  Enjoy it!!!

So tonight Uncle Eddie was getting his freak on at the movies, and when I got home I saw this tripe:





You're probably thinking that it's such a nice thing for Tila to do! No wait, you're probably thinking that soldiers don't need torture like that. Maybe you're thinking that's worse than waterboarding. Or maybe, just maybe, you're remembering last year when she said the exact same thing:


Funny how she says she ALL OF A SUDDEN got the offer, when she SUPPOSEDLY had that offer last year! LOL Tila, what a fucking ridiculous thing to lie about. Did you think we wouldn't remember that? Did you think we wouldn't have a screen cap of you saying it last year? Tila, you are a dumb ass, and even though you insist you're always 10 steps ahead of us, YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT.

I think it's good news that she's lying about it. Just like she's lying about performing at the UMA's next month. LOL, just you guys wait, Uncle Eddie will cover THAT story in the next couple days.

When throwing the word cult and religion around mixed with some trashy Tila Tequila all I can think of is her raunchy cam shows exposing herself to children with little or no self esteem. Over the weekend Mama TT did a "roll call" for her new little cult. Now where the fuck else do you do roll call except in grade school?!?


A couple of days ago she blogged, for all the world to see, about her demographic being 15-35. So, one would think she'd be on notice that a semi-nude underwear video, including the provocative pulling down the side of the undies and playing with her breasts is more than inappropriate, it is right up there with her allegations about Perez being a pedophile. Perez posting a picture of questionable merit is not a pedophile, a 28 year old woman videotaping herself in tacky lingerie and making provocative poses and gestures to an audience she fully knows is as young as age 8, is as close to the definition of 'pedophile' as you're ever going to get.


SMH ... Karma is cooking up something very special for this skank. Yesterday we were pointed over to the Hotspot.

I know for some this won't be a popular post because it's usually all about Tila and her lies, but, as a blogger who prides herself on her morals and ethics, my credibility is on the line and in the spirit of fairness, I want to report that Tila not only posted a photo of Onyx that appears from the image info and details in the photo, to be current, but also, it appears she still owns Onyx!!! Of course, with Onyx apparently asleep, an argument can be made that Tila just dragged her out of the Frigidair!

As we all know, Tila INSISTS that any press is good press. Okay, sure. I don't necessarily agree with that, but whatever. Whatever it takes to keep your name out there, right, Tila?

So let's see how Tila's name is out there. There's this kid, Kingsley, and this kid makes these hilarious videos for YouTube. The other day my homegirl Kat linked me to this one. Let's watch and LOL together!


I think this sums up how we feel about her suicide hoax pretty nicely. In fact, aside from her half-wit, barely literate Army of Morons, I'd say this sums up how the majority of the population feels.

Here's the link to the video on YouTube, in case you want to see Kinglsey's other videos or leave him a comment telling him how much you lolled.

Well motherfucker my favorite holiday of the year must be here ... and in June!??! Usually Halloween is in October but when you're a gutter slut whore boss bitch hogul you can change up any fuckin' holiday you want (in your head).

Tila blabs on about being possessed, shows off her "cuts", talks about snorting and shooting up, and her ... haunted house? All, once again, to get any sort of attention that she can get. Notice she has NO FRIENDS or anything with her. Just a few paparazzi (that she called I'm sure) following her and asking her questions about her spot on Celebrity Rehab. She makes references to giving them private shows at her house, producing milk/whip cream out of her disfigured nipples and makes sure to unbutton her blouse so everyone can see more of the plastic that is suffocating her sense of reality.




Oh yea, I noticed her smoking in the video too. She's on again off again. I guess this weekend she sucked enough cock to scrape up a pack or two of good ol' Marlboro. I mean spending 5 MILLION dollars in the last 10-13 years in smokes sure is a lot of smoke. I mean just think of that tasty asstray love lockin' you like she was doing in that skanky video earlier this morning! Like she was saying "Yuuuuum"!!!!

...she never lies.

Who the fuck else is sick of her talking about "Piggy Perez"?  Usually the ONLY thing she has to talk about is how she's going take over suckin all hollywood cock his "Queen of all Media" title.

"Nonetheless, Santa Monica Criminal Defense Attorney Steve Cron said that it is unlikely that Hilton would even be charged over the incident, let alone be served the maximum penalty."

"For the issue to be taken any further, prosecutors would need to launch an inquest through the local District Attorney or US Attorney’s office, or Cyrus would have to report it to a police agency. "

Her publicity stunt worked!  She actually got a "real" article written up about her.  It only took her faking a suicide attempt to get it!  Good job psycho!

Strap on your lingerie and jump on the bandwagon! Yummy! *smacks lips*

"A six-story-tall statue of Jesus Christ with his arms raised along a highway was struck by lightning in a thunderstorm Monday night and burned to the ground, police said."

Okay the irony of this has me laughing so much that I can barely form a legible sentence.  I can't wait to see if she twists this to her advantage.  Hahahaaha.  How much better can this get? 

Here is Messenger Twat Chops going on part two of her satanic rant.  Tila Tequitlyin commentates for us:

“I Address The Haters, that Underestimate Us, then Ride Up On Em Like Escalators”

“Look Up In The Sky, It's a Bird, It's a Plane / Hell Nah, It's "SuperWonder Tila" Runnin' Game”

“There is something that has to be said, about people, or a certain group of individuals, that have dedicated their lives to terrorize others, or to spew hatred, or some of the wickedest evilest things I have ever seen wished on a human being.”

“There is something to be said about this new world we’re living in, where people feel that since they have anonymity behind a computer keyboard, that they can let out all of their life’s angers and frustrations on complete strangers, celebrity or otherwise.”

“There is something to be said about people who wish sssoooo bad to gain fame, that they do so by defaming my name.. In hopes I might mention their retarded blog that is nothing but knock-offs of mine.  Or hoping I might mention their names or their twitter pages, so they can finally get their precious 42 followers.”

“There is something to be said about those who lack their own ambitions and goals, only to make their ambitions and goals to take down others.”

“Well, for all those people, since you don’t seem to know how the Soul, the Mind, and the Body works, let Mama T teach you children a little something… Now gather around boys and girls, it’s time for Kindergarten, since your parents clearly did not give you the necessary tools you need to better our world.”

“Ya see, your soul is just like your body. If you eat double cheeseburgers every day, eventually, your heart will be attacked. There is no way around it. And in the same token, if you keep spewing out venom, from your mind, your thoughts and your words… Your soul too will be attacked.”

“In other words, all this evil that surrounds these people, guess what… They are the ones who will lose. Because Mama T is still here!! And they are still nobody.”

“As a matter of fact, you are somebody. You live in Bumfu*k Iowa, and you live in apartment buildings with registered sex offenders. You collect welfare checks and food stamps, so you can open up web pages designed to defame fair maidens. Yes, I know who you are. My people are already watching you and they know your every moves. They know who you’re talking to, they know what you say. And when the time is right, you will pay for your actions, for your terror, for your stalking of my life. This is beyond normal. This is a sign of the times we are living in, and I am afraid for our future if this is the product our children are becoming.”

“Your mama would be proud.”

“So anyhow, keep spewing forth your venom. And you will find yourself even less happy in life than you already are. Just watch. Cause in the end, I’m not the one that’s going to lose. No, No, No… I’m definitely not one that’s going to lose. The Proof is in the pudding. Where am I? And where are they? They’re just upset that they’re stuck in their dead end jobs (if they even have one) and that I am a woman of ambitions, goals, and achievement. Yes, every goal I have set for myself in life, I have achieved, and there are many more to come.”

“These people, can’t do anything without me. If I did not exist, they would have nothing to talk about, no website to bash me with, and no ambition for anything. The 80% of their lives that’s dedicated to hatred, towards me, would be empty and devoid. The other 20%, they eat, shi* and sleep. Take away the 80% that is me, and all they will be left with, is hanging out with their registered sex offender neighbors. I would hate me too!!!!”

“So with that said, I need not devote anymore energy to these filthy individuals. I pray that God bless your soul, and show you a way to true life, because life is too short to waste it on hating people you don’t know. Life is too short to think evil is a true goal. Life is too short, to think Miss Tila is going to go.”

“I’m still here bitches”

“Love, and only Love,”

“Miss Tila
4 Eva”

It appears a young person hitched their dreams on Tila's star and submitted their music to her record label in January. Awwwwww sweet. See how Angel Tila pats the little tot on the head and assures them that she'll get right on it. Of course, with 15,000 submissions one would expect it to take a bit of time to go through all of them. Fair enough.

Get off my nuts fuckers!  A lot of shit went down over the weekend.  Our twitter homies helped us break outta this joint (yay) but shortly thereafter Uncle Eddie and I were chased down by a huge Yetti that we had to destroy.  I'll link you up to that story in a day or so.  Ahhh, it was a BUSY weekend.


By "TONS of responses" she means none, including her "personal email" which is why she has to try and use the same shit for attention - again.  Notice right off the bat she tries to entice people to come back on "Monday" to check for the newest post on the spooky Illuninati!  Hopefully they'll tie her up, practice "vudu" on her, and sacrifice her to the dark lord of Hollywood - all on her flog too!  Talk about the hits!!!  She doesn't care, she'll be a martyr for any sort of attention she can get the good of mankind!