When two whores like Tila Tequila and Kat Stacks fight, only the internet wins.  What's that?  You don't know who Kat Stacks is?  GOOD.  Keep it that way.  She's fucking nobody.  Suffice it to say that Kat Stacks is a horrendously ugly woman who fucks rappers then puts them and their phone numbers on blast for the world.  I'm sure someone in the comments will give more details than that, and that's fine, but I refuse to go into it.  And GFD do I hate Tila for making me stick up for that triflin' ass hoe.

Here are all of Tila's tweets.  Since this is from twitter, you have to read each cap from the bottom up.  I probably could have flipped them, but I wanted to get this post up as soon as possible.  Right before this, Tila was bullshitting us (I know, shocking) about going to Africa to do some charity work.  Africa AND Uganda.  Yeah, I'll get to that.











I want to point out that Kat made only a few tweets - one was especially funny regarding the Gathering of the Juggalos and the shit that hit Tila in the face - and then she deleted them and was done with it.  But fucking Tila had to go ON AND ON AND ON for almost an hour about it.  Damn, Kat must have hit a nerve.  I'm still waiting to see if I can get a screencap of Kat's tweets so I can give you guys the full picture.  Here, they've started to come in thanks to @AmIzzy:





But no, seriously, these fucking whores might as well have been separated at birth.  While Kat is viciously unattractive, inside they're both the exact same person.

And just for the sake of hilarity...




I might even believe her if that wasn't the first time she said she was going to Africa AND Uganda "the more dangerous places."  And really, we're supposed to believe Drop in a Bucket is going to send her someplace that is supposedly so dangerous she was warned not to go?  (That sounds suspiciously familiar...GOTJ anyone?  "They warned me not to go on stage but I went anyway!  Now my face meet is all torn up!  BOO FUCKING HOO!"  Watch out, Drop in a Bucket!)  Right.  Because that's what charities do with their celebrity volunteers (or hell, even first time regular volunteers).  They try to get them killed.  I can't wait until October to find out she's not really in Uganda.  But hey...if she does go...

Tila!  Pick short sleeve!
Ouch, that's the darkest joke I've ever made here.  I actually feel kind of bad!  If you get it, props to you!  Make sure your diamonds are cruelty-free.


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