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Wednesday, September 29

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My oh my, what's this I see on TMZ?


Guh-rosssss.

Check out the full article here.  And in case you're curious, she's STILL denying she made a porno.  Nevermind two.

Update! 
Tila reacts!

Here's what I love about this.
A) She has previously said she'd never make a sex tape.  

We've featured that screen cap here a million times.  She also said this once, which is super ultra mega classy:

Nice!
B) She keeps saying "whomever is leaking this..."  Does that mean she's filmed so many sex tapes that she doesn't know who could be leaking it?
HA!
And darling, we know it's not a sex tape.  It's a full on porno.  What the fuck are you going to do when it comes out?  Idiot.

Check her out, crying on Facebook and not skipping a beat to proclaim how fucking AMAZING she is by doing "so much charity work," i.e. she sat on her drugged out ass at a gala and danced with a kid who thought she was on Flavor of Love and didn't know her name (it's not like she bothered to learn his, either).


Aww, she can't stop crying!  You guys, let's all feel bad for her.  It's not like she dug her own grave or anything.  Come on, everybody!  Let's stroke her ego!

OH, POOR TILA.



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