My oh my, what's this I see on TMZ?


Guh-rosssss.

Check out the full article here.  And in case you're curious, she's STILL denying she made a porno.  Nevermind two.

Update! 
Tila reacts!

Here's what I love about this.
A) She has previously said she'd never make a sex tape.  

We've featured that screen cap here a million times.  She also said this once, which is super ultra mega classy:

Nice!
B) She keeps saying "whomever is leaking this..."  Does that mean she's filmed so many sex tapes that she doesn't know who could be leaking it?
HA!
And darling, we know it's not a sex tape.  It's a full on porno.  What the fuck are you going to do when it comes out?  Idiot.

Check her out, crying on Facebook and not skipping a beat to proclaim how fucking AMAZING she is by doing "so much charity work," i.e. she sat on her drugged out ass at a gala and danced with a kid who thought she was on Flavor of Love and didn't know her name (it's not like she bothered to learn his, either).


Aww, she can't stop crying!  You guys, let's all feel bad for her.  It's not like she dug her own grave or anything.  Come on, everybody!  Let's stroke her ego!

OH, POOR TILA.

Just want to share a few things with you guys.  I was just on Facebook and I nearly died when I saw this ad in the top right corner:

Yes, Facebook, you're goddamn right I like that.

So where does the ad lead?  Right here.  The video is old, obviously, as the article reads "At an Illinois music festival over the weekend..." but it leads me to two funny things.
#1: Fox News covered this whole shebang at some point, and had a banner that said "Tequila Trauma."  HA!
#2: They mention that Tila plans to sue "the owners of the juggalos."

So I was thinking.  A few days ago, Seola made a post about Tila, Method Man, and their plans to sue.  Except OH NOES!  It looks like Tila's now on her own.

Welly welly well.  Looks like Method manned up and left Tila out in the cold with her "impending" lolsuit.  Kudos to Method Man.  Now, when will Tila pull up her big girl panties and admit she's nothing but a sue-happy douche nozzle?  You know she won't.  She'll just do what she always does.  She'll drop it, move on to some other cock-eyed calamity, and leave this in the dust like so much spilled Faygo.

And hey, wanna listen to something that is goddamn HILARIOUS?  Check out Ralph Garman and Kevin Smith completely making fun of Tila and the entire GOTJ incident here.  Holy insanity is that funny!

Later, Rotspotters!

So tonight Tila tweeted and updated her Facebook, saying she was writing an "epic letter" to Lindsay Lohan.


Okay Tila, I'll bite.  I'm sure this isn't just another desperate clutch at fame and anybody more famous than you.  I mean, you've never done that before, right?

*CoughcoughCaseyJohnsoncoughcough*
*CoughcoughPerezHiltoncoughcough*
*CoughcoughTheGamecoughcough*
*CoughcoughRayJcoughcough*
*CoughcoughAMILLIONOTHERPEOPLEcoughcough*

Oh, excuse me, I had a little coughing fit there.  Ahem, where was I?  Oh yeah.  I'm sure Tila really means this!  Lindsay, Tila is your only hope!  She's totally what you need to restart your career!  Align yourself with what TMZ calls a "tragic trainwreck" and who Time Magazine named one of the 100 Least Influential People of 2010!  Yes, Lilo, Tila is the savior you've been waiting for!

Hey guys, remember not too long ago when E! made the comment about Tila and Lindsay getting together, and Tila thought it was serious and ran with it on twitter?  Making a total ass of herself?

Wow, can you say DELUSIONAL?  Come on, I know that you can.  So I dunno guys, do you think the super helpful open letter Tila is writing is like those tweets?  Or do you think it's like these tweets, taken from over a year ago?


Just sayin'.  (By the way, isn't it funny that Tila's answer is basically just like The Game's response to Tila?)

Tila, stop trying to get Lindsay Lohan's attention.  It just looks pathetic now and nobody in their right mind would take advice from you, unless it was on which corner drug dealer sells the best crack in Hollywood (that would be Hollywood Court on Yucca and Wilton...I mean NO I DON'T KNOW THAT, you bitches crazy), or how to completely ruin your career and become a Hollywood pariah.  Then, Tila, your advice would come in handy.  Just shut the fuck up and go back to bragging about your gossip blog that is going to dethrone Perez Hilton and change the world as we know it.  You know, the one that leaked the other day and everybody laughed at.  The one that is the biggest waste of time and energy since...oh, I dunno, your record label?

Lindsay, you got enough crazy in your life right now.  And Tila "I'm a meth-mouthed fuck-up" Tequila is not even qualified to judge you.  Once you start faking pregnancies for the publicity, then you might condescend to look her way.

I'm out, bitches!

Who cares really.  It's over and she's moved on to another pogo stick for the upcoming weekend I'm sure.  But, we have conflicting stories on where Tila and Casa met and I can't have you guys bickering in the comments on who's right and who's wrong.  So, here it is from the gremlin's mouth herself, well at least on her "personal" Facebook account:

Yea, you read that right.  She is BRAGGING about meeting him in the grocery store and then getting engaged.  Even Garry, the one everyone thought played cupid, makes note of the "love at first booty call".

Who knows though.  "Public Tila Tequila" says that haters are stupid for assuming the above mentioned.  That they had known each other beforehand. 


What a surprise!  Tila caught in a lie! 

Remember back on the last day of February Tila left Twitter?  Well, we do!!!