Showing posts with label anagrams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anagrams. Show all posts
Saturday, May 29
Innate Ugly=Tila Nguyen
10:08 PM | 
Posted by
Fatty McFatterson
So, I was just lounging around the house, being jelis and hatin', when I thought to play with an anagram generator (check out my blog title, EPIC!). Oh the fun that can be had! Now before y'all start bombarding me with jelis hater comments 'cause this is a legit Tila truth blog, lemme tell ya, relax Agnes. It's ok to have a little fun every now and again!
For example:
Thien Nguyen = Nine, Yet Hung (a veiled reference to 9Head. Who knew he was well-endowed! Don't judge a book by it's massive forehead people!)
Tilas Rotspot=Tots Stop Liar
Jelis Haters: Liar He Jests (must be referring to Uncle Eddie) AND Jail, She Rest
misstilaomg=It Is Slag Mom (I guess she's a milf after all!)
tilashotspot= Shat. Toil. Post. (the story of Tila's life)
mischairage=Is Chair Game AND, also, I Has Cage Rash (duhhhh!) , another: I Is Hag Cream (so that's what's in that bottle by her bedside to treat her cage rash!) AND...Is A Hag Crime bwaahhahahahahaha!
lawyers of which I have: Liar Who Chase Five. Why?... (so that's how they figured out how many jelis haters to come after!)
no life jelis haters: Jest One Elfish Liar and Jest Elfin Hoe Liar and She Tis Felon Jailer
lindsay lohan: Old Shiny Anal
casey johnson: Enjoys No Cash and Has Con. Enjoys. (I guess Tila made her life a little brighter)
mogul of which i am: How I'm Fail Cum Hog (sub-title: The Tila Tequila story)
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