Showing posts with label lingerie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lingerie. Show all posts
Monday, March 29
Tila makes an ass outta herself...
10:05 AM | 
Posted by
Anonymous
Literally....
There's so much that could be said here...yet no amount of apologies would be enough for what I am about to subject you all to.
I'm trying to figure out the thought process behind herdrug induced rants tweets, but I honestly can't come up with one that makes sense. What I can't for the life of me understand, is why the porn muppet Tila insists on subjecting everyone to thoughts about her mangled orifices...
I'm hesitant to even write about this shit, because I know that she's only doing it to actually GET written about. (she loves our blog)
But you guys have requested to be kept up to date with her shenanigans, so here you go...blame yourselves.
I'll cliff notes version this shit for you in case you don't want to ruin your own retinas....I'm willing to take one for the team, because I'm awesome like that....
In true Tila fashion, she never misses an opportunity to attempt to make herself seem more relevant than she really is....She talks about her "appearance" on The Cleveland Show. (The entire thing consisted of 18 words and 40 seconds) She insists that they weren't making fun of her, and that it was "her real voice"...view it for yourselves...what I think is the BEST part, is that she's too fucking stupid to realize that they used her own voice TO make fun of her...
Next she goes on to state that anyone given the opportunity would fuck her....I don't know about the rest of you...but:
Here we havethe irritating twat the ever classy Tila telling everyone how horny she is, and how she's going to film her anal sexcapades.... *gag*
And last but certainly not least...we have Tila announcing to the world that she will becalling the paparazzi herself for a failed photo-op going to the grocery store to "shop" in her lingerie....
Fuck you all.
UPDATE: TMZ apparently thought the same thing! Great minds DO think alike!
So I'd also like to point out that there WERE children in the grocery store where she's dressed like a stripper and bending over. Hopefully I can find out WHERE the store is and all and send them the pictures and have Tila banned from that particular store.
There's so much that could be said here...yet no amount of apologies would be enough for what I am about to subject you all to.
I'm trying to figure out the thought process behind her
I'm hesitant to even write about this shit, because I know that she's only doing it to actually GET written about. (she loves our blog)
But you guys have requested to be kept up to date with her shenanigans, so here you go...blame yourselves.
I'll cliff notes version this shit for you in case you don't want to ruin your own retinas....I'm willing to take one for the team, because I'm awesome like that....
In true Tila fashion, she never misses an opportunity to attempt to make herself seem more relevant than she really is....She talks about her "appearance" on The Cleveland Show. (The entire thing consisted of 18 words and 40 seconds) She insists that they weren't making fun of her, and that it was "her real voice"...view it for yourselves...what I think is the BEST part, is that she's too fucking stupid to realize that they used her own voice TO make fun of her...
Next she goes on to state that anyone given the opportunity would fuck her....I don't know about the rest of you...but:
JUST SO THERE'S NEVER ANY CONFUSION....LET ME JUST STATE ON RECORD, THAT I WOULD RATHER COAT MY DICK IN SUPERGLUE AND MASTURBATE WITH A RABID PORCUPINE THAN GET ANYWHERE NEAR HER SNATCH!!!!!
Here we have
And last but certainly not least...we have Tila announcing to the world that she will be
Pictures of the candid affair....*stabs fork in temple*
To see the article that accompanies these pictures, please click HERE
Let it be said, that I'm trying to hold down my very balanced breakfast of whiskey and beef jerky as I write this....and I just um...*shudder*
Let it be said, that I'm trying to hold down my very balanced breakfast of whiskey and beef jerky as I write this....and I just um...*shudder*
Fuck you all.
UPDATE: TMZ apparently thought the same thing! Great minds DO think alike!
So I'd also like to point out that there WERE children in the grocery store where she's dressed like a stripper and bending over. Hopefully I can find out WHERE the store is and all and send them the pictures and have Tila banned from that particular store.
And what do you think THIS kid was looking at?
And of fuckin' COURSE the skank had to run to twitter immediately after reading our blog update to brag about the kid "checkin' her out". What a fuckin' sick cunt.
She is just begging for attention from us tonight isn't she? Silly whore. *yawn* The ass play shit is already stank and old. Move on to another attention whore scheme.
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