Good morning.

You're welcome.

Literally....

There's so much that could be said here...yet no amount of apologies would be enough for what I am about to subject you all to.

I'm trying to figure out the thought process behind her drug induced rants tweets, but I honestly can't come up with one that makes sense. What I can't for the life of me understand, is why the porn muppet Tila insists on subjecting everyone to thoughts about her mangled orifices...

I'm hesitant to even write about this shit, because I know that she's only doing it to actually GET written about. (she loves our blog)

But you guys have requested to be kept up to date with her shenanigans, so here you go...blame yourselves.
I'll cliff notes version this shit for you in case you don't want to ruin your own retinas....I'm willing to take one for the team, because I'm awesome like that....

In true Tila fashion, she never misses an opportunity to attempt to make herself seem more relevant than she really is....She talks about her "appearance" on The Cleveland Show. (The entire thing consisted of 18 words and 40 seconds) She insists that they weren't making fun of her, and that it was "her real voice"...view it for yourselves...what I think is the BEST part, is that she's too fucking stupid to realize that they used her own voice TO make fun of her...


Next she goes on to state that anyone given the opportunity would fuck her....I don't know about the rest of you...but:



Here we have the irritating twat the ever classy Tila telling everyone how horny she is, and how she's going to film her anal sexcapades.... *gag*




And last but certainly not least...we have Tila announcing to the world that she will be calling the paparazzi herself for a failed photo-op going to the grocery store to "shop" in her lingerie....



Fuck you all.

UPDATE: TMZ apparently thought the same thing! Great minds DO think alike!

Tila's latest blog consists of her telling us that 'we are hurting orphan babies' because she wants to adopt and no one thinks she should. Oh TT, don't you know that we are not the ones who stop you?? It's the agencies because they know you are not fit to be a mother. I do not think that she should EVER become anyone's guardian, let alone a child. This is her way of getting her 'army' distracted so they don't figure out her other lies. Notice how she doesn't mention ANYTHING about being pregnant? Thoughts?

Updating rant: At around 1:05 in the above video TT mentions how she is SO different from other celebrities. Little Miss Alienface Trendsetter states: "All I do is sit at home and tweet while the other girls go out, party, crotch shots ... I sit at home and I tweet". All of this only 24 hours before she decides to take a "break from twitter" and "seriously retire from hollywood". I'd like to take a minute to show you guys and dolls what miraculous change TT must have made! You see, back on 12/19/09 the skank posted the following photos in her photos section on her social networking site.