Monday, March 29
Tila makes an ass outta herself...
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Literally....
There's so much that could be said here...yet no amount of apologies would be enough for what I am about to subject you all to.
I'm trying to figure out the thought process behind herdrug induced rants tweets, but I honestly can't come up with one that makes sense. What I can't for the life of me understand, is why the porn muppet Tila insists on subjecting everyone to thoughts about her mangled orifices...
I'm hesitant to even write about this shit, because I know that she's only doing it to actually GET written about. (she loves our blog)
But you guys have requested to be kept up to date with her shenanigans, so here you go...blame yourselves.
I'll cliff notes version this shit for you in case you don't want to ruin your own retinas....I'm willing to take one for the team, because I'm awesome like that....
In true Tila fashion, she never misses an opportunity to attempt to make herself seem more relevant than she really is....She talks about her "appearance" on The Cleveland Show. (The entire thing consisted of 18 words and 40 seconds) She insists that they weren't making fun of her, and that it was "her real voice"...view it for yourselves...what I think is the BEST part, is that she's too fucking stupid to realize that they used her own voice TO make fun of her...
Next she goes on to state that anyone given the opportunity would fuck her....I don't know about the rest of you...but:
Here we havethe irritating twat the ever classy Tila telling everyone how horny she is, and how she's going to film her anal sexcapades.... *gag*
And last but certainly not least...we have Tila announcing to the world that she will becalling the paparazzi herself for a failed photo-op going to the grocery store to "shop" in her lingerie....
Fuck you all.
UPDATE: TMZ apparently thought the same thing! Great minds DO think alike!
So I'd also like to point out that there WERE children in the grocery store where she's dressed like a stripper and bending over. Hopefully I can find out WHERE the store is and all and send them the pictures and have Tila banned from that particular store.
There's so much that could be said here...yet no amount of apologies would be enough for what I am about to subject you all to.
I'm trying to figure out the thought process behind her
I'm hesitant to even write about this shit, because I know that she's only doing it to actually GET written about. (she loves our blog)
But you guys have requested to be kept up to date with her shenanigans, so here you go...blame yourselves.
I'll cliff notes version this shit for you in case you don't want to ruin your own retinas....I'm willing to take one for the team, because I'm awesome like that....
In true Tila fashion, she never misses an opportunity to attempt to make herself seem more relevant than she really is....She talks about her "appearance" on The Cleveland Show. (The entire thing consisted of 18 words and 40 seconds) She insists that they weren't making fun of her, and that it was "her real voice"...view it for yourselves...what I think is the BEST part, is that she's too fucking stupid to realize that they used her own voice TO make fun of her...
Next she goes on to state that anyone given the opportunity would fuck her....I don't know about the rest of you...but:
JUST SO THERE'S NEVER ANY CONFUSION....LET ME JUST STATE ON RECORD, THAT I WOULD RATHER COAT MY DICK IN SUPERGLUE AND MASTURBATE WITH A RABID PORCUPINE THAN GET ANYWHERE NEAR HER SNATCH!!!!!
Here we have
And last but certainly not least...we have Tila announcing to the world that she will be
Pictures of the candid affair....*stabs fork in temple*
To see the article that accompanies these pictures, please click HERE
Let it be said, that I'm trying to hold down my very balanced breakfast of whiskey and beef jerky as I write this....and I just um...*shudder*
Let it be said, that I'm trying to hold down my very balanced breakfast of whiskey and beef jerky as I write this....and I just um...*shudder*
Fuck you all.
UPDATE: TMZ apparently thought the same thing! Great minds DO think alike!
So I'd also like to point out that there WERE children in the grocery store where she's dressed like a stripper and bending over. Hopefully I can find out WHERE the store is and all and send them the pictures and have Tila banned from that particular store.
And what do you think THIS kid was looking at?
And of fuckin' COURSE the skank had to run to twitter immediately after reading our blog update to brag about the kid "checkin' her out". What a fuckin' sick cunt.
She is just begging for attention from us tonight isn't she? Silly whore. *yawn* The ass play shit is already stank and old. Move on to another attention whore scheme.
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lol he goes "gross" when she said "I've got a taco right here!"
Anyways, Tila's stupid. Of course they were making fun of her, they called her "taco" gross. And only a minus z lister would run out and stage a stupid fucking paparazzi shoot of them being skanky at a grocery store. She knows that most of her fans are teens, so she's going off about anal sex, masterbation, being horny??? She really has no concept of being a positive role model, and has no business even joking about becoming a parent...which she clearly isn't...she said she was starting to show at the QVC thing, which was insane considering the miscarriage timeline, and then argues with people on Twitter about how smaller girls show later??? And now this, even with the strips on that whore costume you can tell she's not any bigger. It's getting worse by the day. She needs to launch another website called attentionseekingfamewhore.com.
This really disgusts me. She is really, REALLY off the deep end.
Since when was brick a swear word? and did she just call herself a meth hoe? she needs to be exterminated
I just wanna know, doesn't she own any other pair of shoes. That's the ONLY pair she EVER wears in photos when she's "caught out".
this bitch needs to be sterilized.
and put some damn clothes on while your at it ho. no one wants to see that stank ass at the grocery store. you are contaminating all the food.
and of course she's in the meat section. how original tila. FAIL.
OMG...Tila is done guys or very close to it. Those twitter rants were more disturbing than usual AND very disgusting. She is getting more delusional by the minute.
The grocery store thing is beyond pathetic. You can see it was staged but I wonder how can she go in a grocery story with nothing but lingerie on and do a photo op in the first place? They sell food in there. That's freaking nasty.
Somebody needed to clean out the entire meat section after she left and replace it with fresher meat. Who knows what she left behind on that meat after playing around with it. Makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.
It looks like it was late at night but there could have been small kids with their parents in there. You know how some moms do a late night run to the grocery store and take their kids with them, what if they saw that.
Anyway, Tila is alwlays tweeting about "haters" following her but I'm sure she is following these blogs also and it's really getting to her. You can tell because her antics are getting crazier and crazier.
Doing a photo op in a GROCERY STORE in lingerie...you are low class Tila but this is even lower than I ever thought.
OMG this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Just when you think she couldn't POSSIBLY be any more idiotic, POW! Keep it comin' Tila - I need the chuckles!
Its funny how she tries SO hard to get noticed and even tweeted that EVERYONE was staring at her... but when you look at the pics, dudes aren't even looking her way. They're prob thinking "Meh, its just another meth hoe prostitute lurking around"
I couldnt' believe those tweets! It's so obviously for attention only....and nobody wants to hear about her sex life.
Also, if she was really pregnant, smaller women show SOONER, not later because of how small they are, they dont' have as much room to keep it hidden. How can she think people wouldn't know this? I'm a twin mom and it pisses me off that she is trying to tell people she is pregnant with twins....you would be able to tell if she was.
Yo, TMZ ripped my title to this post! :P Fuckers!
I just ate dinner 5 mins ago I did not need to know about her taco.
What the fuck is wrong with her? I know she wants attention but even most people who want attention wouldn't go that far. I didn't think even she was that crazy to go shopping in lingerie. Nasty ho. No lil kid at the grocery store needs to see that stretched out slab of meat.
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/tila_tequila_grocery_shopping#tab=most_recent&id=66213 <----there's a kid in the other grocery cart looking.
so vile i don't even know what to think. this just brings her to an even greater low. i can't believe she has teenage followers who idolize her. her ranting about how on her officialtila page she wasn't allowed to talk a certain way if complete bullshit. if she's talking a certain way now, she was able to then as well.
she's definitely forgotten her lie that she's pregnant, talking bout having an all night (naked) party with her friends would not be possible were she really having a baby (even at early stages in pregnancy I think you need more than 4hours of sleep....).
interesting how she claims she's a lesbian and talks about having sex with guys for "insemination" purposes, and then now she's talking anal? real lesbians don't go anywhere near the meat stick....
I just sent a picture to EpicFail of her skanky ass standing there with a little child in a cart looking at her scared. EPIC FAIL TILA.
Dear Tila. We get it. You're a fame whore. You called the photographers because you had nothing better to do on a Sunday evening than put on your 'hussy best' and go to your local Ralph's and stand in front of young children for a photo-op. In your mind I'm sure you thought, 'hey, if i can't get any publicity or attention via my twitter anymore, maybe someone will pay attention to me 1/2 naked in a grocery store'. How very MOGUL of you! I'm sure you think, 'well, at least i got them talking - some press is better than no press'. Dear, dear Tila... what you've done is prove to everyone that 1. You're a liar. 2. You're an insecure narcissist. (crazy ain't it) 3. You're willing to expose yourself to innocent children hoping to grasp any last straw of fame you may have. Therefore you are unfit to ever parent. 4. You're not cute. You're not funny. You're not cleaver. 5. You clearly understand the definition of trash.
You're like one of those people who thinks they have the whole world by the balls only to realize that the world had your number a long time ago sweetheart.
Do yourself a favor and invest in some dignity. The people who want you, aren't worth wanting themselves. How happy must that make you? Clean yourself up and have some self respect. You can say "I don't give a fuck WHAT you think" all you want hon, but it's more than apparent you care waaaay more about what people think than about your own damn self.
Sincerely,
The General Public
Obviously, just another ploy for attention. Her dating site is suspended, traffic to her hotspot site is WAY down, and the only feedback she is getting on Twitter and Facebook is negative. The nasty whore herself said that bad press is still press. What a revolting specimen of h. sapien.
I wonder why her dating site is suspended!?!? LOL
Wow, this bitch is fucking bold. She just Tweeted this:
HAHAH LOOK AT THE BABY CHECKING ME OUT!!!! STARTING OFF YOUNG!! LMAO! http://tinyurl.com/yfefr9m (VIA @TMZ)
No need to click...she's talking about the kid in the cart. I want to puke. Any normal person would be utterly disgusted by that. Get this woman in a looney bin, stat!!
Please can we start a petition to stop TMZ writing about her? If they respected their readers, they will not post anything about her! I have kids that unfortunately had to see those pictures. I'm sure many people will agree with me.
I called them about the fake charity thing when we first found out about it and also about the dating site exploiting children. They told me that they had no interest in Tila Tequila because everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. However, they did direct me in the right direction to report everything. I do know that she called them last night and told them where she was going to be. That is why she's making sure to link the source back to TMZ and give them publicity. Tila is bigger right now than she ever has been and all thanks to the drugs allowing her to be "herself". She has become such a psychotic trainwreck that we can't stop staring at it. We're all waiting for the moment it crashes and it all goes down in a blaze of glory. Oh to see the fireworks that day!!
I think the photographer was someone from Tila's camp. She said the paparazzi weren't allowed in the store, truth is, no one gives a shit. She had to come up with a "out" in case no media outlets published the pictures. She is pathetic.
Hey Tila! You want to know a GREAT way to get headlines? DIE!
I like your last line a lot Monique. Very poetic!! I think I'm in love now!! xo
Any guy who knows how nuts Tila is who wants to fuck her is also mentally ill. There is nothing wrong with anal sex, I personally love it, but she needs to quit talking gross on twitter.
Hey guys, I was just wondering if it could be possible these pictures were photoshopped?
Could Tila have been in the grocery store on an earlier night with different clothes on, like really short shorts and a skimpy top doing these poses in the store.
Then the lingerie outfit might have been photoshopped in last night and Tila sent the picutres to TMZ and Radaronline today. The papparazzi were not in the store so someone else was taking the pictures.
The kid might have been watching her because someone was taking her picture.
I still can't believe a supermarket would let her parade around in their store dressed like this and Tila tells so many, many lies I wouldn't put it past her to release photoshopped pictures of this nature to the media and say she was wearing lingerie in the supermarket.
TMZ has about 23 pictures of her in the store with a couple of her standing outside by the side of the store. One picture shows her with a jacket on inside the store.
Just a thought.
what if the OMGTILA site is just a big old april fools joke, and she kills herself april 1st, as if she is fooling with us. it seems she wants to be so legendary, she might think this is the way to go. i hate to say this, and i am concerned. she needs psychological help. she probably feels so alone in this world and the only kind of attention she can recieve is negative attention. she probably comes here every day to read the last coverage on her because it makes her feel somewhat special...tila if you are reading this, acting irrational and delusional is not safe, for yourself or anyone else. please do yourself a favor and get help. great, i dont have any of those accounts now how am i going to leave a comment?
I know it's a Ralph's supermarket, but does anyone know which one? I don't have time to Google map all of them in LA to see which ones match up with the exterior of the building. I'd like to call management and point them to these photos and ask how something so vile was allowed to handle all those food items, including putting items on the floor. Just prior to this outting, Tila was bragging about all the anal she was doing and her masturbation marathons, so anything she touched would be suspect.
I know the supermarket can't police every person, but if they can catch you stealing a dollar pack of gum, they can catch a skank fondling the produce. Someone should have kicked her ass to the curb and perhaps a call to the manager will create enough embarrassment that they'll better manage their store and kick the filth out.
I just don't understand how she can spend the last few months like "BRB, UPDATING BLOG WITH ~JUICY~ GOSS" and then say that everything will be relevant and the oldest news will be three days old???
What baffles me most about this crazy woman is that there are mothers out there who actually allow their children to read her blog/join her dating site/go to her garage sale.
And it absolutely DISGUSTS me that she is bragging cause she thinks a child who looks like they couldn't be more than five years old was checking her out. Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I would feel so uncomfortable being around a child while dressed like that. Actually, I'd be uncomfortable around anyone but my husband dressed like that. What a fucking nut job, she just keeps getting worse and worse.
I love, Love, LOVE this site, but seriously - now I've got the term "Apple Pie Sauce Cake In My Face" in my head.
And I don't even know what that means!
Grrrrr.
Tilashotspot.com Info because I was bored.
http://www.cubestat.com/www.tilashotspot.com
Website Worth: $219,967.98 <--that's how much her website is supposedly worth. Loads of money
Daily Ads Revenue: $301.33 <-----dont click on the ads on her site they give her money!!
What her site used to look like
http://web.archive.org/web/20010716090115/http://www.tilashotspot.com/
http://web.archive.org/web/20020326163229/http://tilashotspot.com/
http://web.archive.org/web/20020405172421/tilashotspot.com/tila.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20011202095453/www.tilashotspot.com/join.html
@BlackJacks, I guess it depends on whose statistics you want to believe. The sites I found said it was only worth $48.00 to $2985.70. Daily Ad revenues $4.09.
http://www.mywebsiteworth.com/site/www.tilashotspot.com
http://www.websiteoutlook.com/www.tilashotspot.com
The exterior shots were taken at the Ralph's at 10901 Ventura Blvd in Studio City. So if she really did move, it wasn't far. Hopefully the hazmat team has made it over there by now. I can't even imagine the smell that putrid snatch left behind.
Please can someone screen cap her tweets right now and the pic of the guy she just posted as her new bf because its the same guy from the grocery store pics and so obviously she sent him to come n there so it looks like someone was hitting on her, as if she was so hot...
AND she just admitted she isnt pregnant by tweeting "ths mother f** better make me a baby when I rape his a** while i eat my pizza" ... btw *barf* at her tweets right now. I dont know how to screen cap but they are interesting right now.
Honestly, I'm really bored of Tila at this point. She's just repeating herself now, and unless you're a 14 year old boy there's nothing there to hold much interest anymore.
But big thanks to your blog for calling attention to her fake charity and dating site issues. I really hope that she'll be held accountable for these things soon.
I have to say, though, that I've lost a lot of respect for Harvey Levin and TMZ through all of this. They didn't want to cover her fake charity or dating site issues, and pretty much ignored the meaty stories about Tila that needed to be brought out into the open. Instead, they sent photographers to her stupid garage sale and (maybe) to her grocery store binge in her nighty. I guess they really are just a dumb celebrity promoting site, and that's a shame.
@anon 11:12: I actually am right there with you. I'm bored of her. And TMZ definitely lost any respect I did have for them. Like I said, I personally called them on this charity and child thing. So, you'll notice the others writing and I'll stop by to shoot the shit with you guys but I have no interest in writing on that parasite any longer.
Tila's tweets are getting more vile and disgusting everyday. Tila is cracking under all the negativity she's getting and it's making her act even more outrageous than usual. She's digging the hole for her own grave even deeper.
Thanks to this blog and a few others like this, people are slowly seeing Tila does, in fact, lie a lot and they are calling her out on it.
Tila is about done so she's stepping up her stupidity with even more stupidity. Since all she knows is sex and going around half naked, she's going that route with her asinine foolishness to try and stay revelant and it's not working.
I read a few gossip sites everyday and Tila's shopping photoshoot made them all, but they were ALL making fun of her and calling her an attention whore. People who didn't know who she was were making comments that she needed to be locked up somewhere and calling her a slut, etc.
IMO, TMZ and other gossip sites who had the shopping picutres of her are helping to make her upcoming downfall come about even faster since people who didn't know about her before can now see how sick she really is and need help.
IMO, I think this OMG blog will be the last nail in the coffin because we know it's going to be packed full of lies and slander. I hope her PR people have their lawyers on speed dial.
Tila can't keep going on like this much longer. Her insanity is accelerating so her fall can't be far behind.
Very disgusting.
The black guy in the pic checking her out, is her new b/f "boo", err whatever she calls it. Funny thing is, I wonder if he even knows who she really is. Since he is a firefighter in South Glengarry,ONT,Canada. # Station 3.
A girl named Katie spotted him out on another gossip site.
I'd like to have it on record that I would indeed fuck her in a heartbeat.
...on the sole condition that I get to wear that sex toy from Se7en.