My my my it seems that the dirty midget has been rather busy "this morning"....or so she'd like us all to believe....

First, she makes sure to hype up her never anticipated flog postings....biding for more time to be creative I assume.....telling everyone that she's exhausted, but she can't fall asleep..and begging her fans to stick it out with her...


But what do we have?! UH OHS!! The porn muppet Tila closes her eyes for only a SPLIT second and her hoodrat "gangsta" alter ego "Jane" appears....alas, Jane fails the resistance....but don't you worry your pretty little heads, Tila comes to just in time to blog AND tweet about the entire ordeal....who needs 911 when you have the internet right?



And look at that bitches, she's setting the stage for another delusional escapade personality to make an appearance... "Little Tila"...I'm curious as to what this one has gone through...probably molestation and child trafficking...because Tila hasn't exploited either one of those things yet....


MOVING RIGHT ALONG, a little more research shows that this picture isn't current....the motherfucker was taken on 6/2....3 fucking days ago!!!


Notice the date of the original....then the modify date? It's seriously laughable to me that the dirty bitch is trying to actually make her army of tweens believe this shit!!!! You're telling me Tila, (waves and flips the bird) that while you were bleeding profusely, and "meet" was pouring out of your arms, you had time to modify the picture and add your watermark? (which is a different one than you usually post...how original of you) Are you fucking kidding me?

Also, notice the precariously placed baggies of "narcotics"? Well fuck, I know that if I was going to stage a photo op take pictures of my wounds from my cell phone that I'd sure as shit make sure I had the drugs in there....fake blood, check....baggies of wannabe drugs, check....narcissistic famewhore, check.....

It seems though, that there's been a break in the case. She's filming a video for evidence, because there were actually 2 people there!!! *gasp* Meanwhile, she's still updating her shitty blog...because well, she "perseveres".

Worry not, it seems now that "Jane" has left, and Tila locked the doors....LMAO!!! Locked the doors? God, you just couldn't make this shit up....or wait....yes you could.


And what better way to get an out pouring of sympathy from the young and perverted? You threaten and scream at them...


I can see though, how tweeting and posting pictures makes people LESS cruel than calling a doctor....Tila, at least the doctors and nurses would have to PRETEND to like you....we on the other hand...we're all pointing and laughing....I'd just like to say for next time....it's "down the river, not across the stream". *smiles politely*

It's disgusting that all of this is a shameless ploy to get hits on her blog....it is however humorous to me that she's finally realizing that she's neither popular OR creative enough to keep traffic there without some sort of "traumatic incident"....cleanup on aisle 4...I repeat, cleanup on aisle 4...


UPDATE: Listen to her very clear kind of crazy....she reminds me of the exorcist bitch...I wish we could see her face to see whether or not her heads spinning around....


Hey, Rotty up here. You know ... this really irritates the fuck out of me. She's making all of this shit up. I mean, this picture was taken three fuckin' days ago and she's trying to pass it off because she thinks everyone is a fuckin' idiot. And who fuckin' videos this shit? Really? She mocks everything. I can't wait until the day they find her fuckin' dead and I can mock that shit. I'm going to ride on your coattails then you fuckin' murderess tramp! I'm seriously so fuckin' disgusted that she is making kids think this is COOL. She's also posting pictures and videos all the while tweeting about this shit all over the fuckin' internet and no one is doing anything about it? I fuckin' guarantee you that if I even THREATENED to do some shit like that my local PD would be all up in my shit taking me to rehab. This is just fuckin' ridiculous. She has these kids posting shit up like this: