Showing posts with label shawne merriman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shawne merriman. Show all posts
Friday, September 10

postheadericon Crack O'Clock, Attention Shawne Merriman


You know, it's times like these when I really love writing at the Rotspot.  Sometimes I have to drop whatever I'm doing and just POST.

I have three pretty good tidbits for you guys today.  First off, as many of you noted, Tila basically admitted (although with heavy sarcastic overtones) that she did, in fact, shoot a movie for Vivid Entertainment.



Secondly, just to prove what a fantastic role model she is, she tweets these two things:


So what in the hell kind of brain trust do you have to be to eat the shit under your bed?  Not to mention that sleeping pills don't exactly look like candy.  So, logically speaking, it must be a lie.  Is this her way of trying to be cute?  Can the Army really look at her and say "Oh Tila, you're so adorable!"  How do people not want to hit her?

Oh LOL see what I did there?  Speaking of hitting her, Uncle Eddie has a real treat for you.  She deleted this with a quickness but @Sassy88s was a superstar and snagged it just in time!

True that!


Oh really, Tila?  He sure did give you a big check, huh?  Well, I suppose all we can do is ask Shawne himself how he feels about this statement.  You know, I'm pretty sure your stupid, cracked out ass isn't supposed to be talking about him.

Of course, if any of you would like to drop Shawne a line and ask him what he thinks, I encourage you to do so.  He's a real decent guy though, so be polite.



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