You know, it's times like these when I really love writing at the Rotspot.  Sometimes I have to drop whatever I'm doing and just POST.

I have three pretty good tidbits for you guys today.  First off, as many of you noted, Tila basically admitted (although with heavy sarcastic overtones) that she did, in fact, shoot a movie for Vivid Entertainment.



Secondly, just to prove what a fantastic role model she is, she tweets these two things:


So what in the hell kind of brain trust do you have to be to eat the shit under your bed?  Not to mention that sleeping pills don't exactly look like candy.  So, logically speaking, it must be a lie.  Is this her way of trying to be cute?  Can the Army really look at her and say "Oh Tila, you're so adorable!"  How do people not want to hit her?

Oh LOL see what I did there?  Speaking of hitting her, Uncle Eddie has a real treat for you.  She deleted this with a quickness but @Sassy88s was a superstar and snagged it just in time!

True that!


Oh really, Tila?  He sure did give you a big check, huh?  Well, I suppose all we can do is ask Shawne himself how he feels about this statement.  You know, I'm pretty sure your stupid, cracked out ass isn't supposed to be talking about him.

Of course, if any of you would like to drop Shawne a line and ask him what he thinks, I encourage you to do so.  He's a real decent guy though, so be polite.

Of course, this vacation was supposed to be a girls weekend because Tila's poor Swedish friend was overcome with grief over her boyfriend's infidelity...funny all we've seen is Bradshaw. Is it possible he's a Swedish girl in drag and an enormous forehead?

Remember this interview?









Somaya mentions Tila having beef with Gloria Velez, better known to you guys as Shawne Merriman's (now ex) girlfriend during the time nasty skelewhore was sexin' him up. Just for funsies I want you to experience the way she disses TT.

It seems Paul & Young Ron had Tila on the show via telephone call. I'm curious Tila, WHY didn't you link everyone to your interview? Why weren't you bragging all over the place that you were on their show?

• Tila Tequila Visits Transcripts via MarksFriggin. 04/13/10. 7:35am
  
  
  (It's not EXACT in it's entirety considering the grammar/spelling errors WE corrected ;) )
  
  ....Howard came back from commercial and had Tila Tequila come in. Howard said she was wearing something pretty hot. He said she's got some little bod on her. She said she did it just for Howard. She hadn't even slept yet. Howard told her to sit down. Tila said she was ready to ''release the poison'' today. Howard asked if she was ever a stripper. She said she was.
  
  Howard said Tila's outfit was see through and he could see her thong and bra through it. She said she was going to go nude under it but she thinks it would have caused accidents. She said that this one caused some commotion when she was on her way there. She said one guy got into a car accident as he was trying to holler at her. She said that he crashed into some old lady's car.
  
  Howard asked how tall Tila is. She's 4'11'' tall. Howard asked what her background is. She said she's Vietnamese and French. Howard asked if she had some black in her too. She said she might.
  
  Howard asked if she was a bad kid. She said she was kind of out of control. She said she was good in school though. Tila said that her teacher was a coach and her history teacher. She said she knew he had a crush on her. She said that she was thinking about getting a job as a stripper and told him about that. He told her she was breaking his heart.
  
  Tila said she started to waitress at a strip club when she was just 17. Howard asked if she banged all of the dudes in school. She said she didn't. Tila said she may have come on too strong. She came on really strong with people. She had her first lesbian experience when she was just 8 years old. She said they would always hide in a closet and touch each other down there. Tila said she didn't even know what it was at the time. Tila said that they kept touching and rubbing and started playing together.
  
  Tila said one day they went to her room and she asked the other girl if she felt something weird down there when she saw people kissing on TV and stuff. Tila said she and the other girl went into the bathroom and did some lesbian role playing stuff. She said she had the other girl come in and catch her naked in the bathroom and then spank her with a comb.
  
  Tila said she had her first orgasm at 5 years old. She said that she was half asleep as her older sister was getting ready for scho ol. Tila said she felt this rush down there and wondered what had happened. She said she remembers how amazing it was. She said she started thinking about the guys and girls that were outside again. She said she started touching it around that age and her mother used to catch her doing that. She said her mom would beat her ass whenever she got caught.
  
  Howard asked Tila if she's into rough sex. Tila said she's the type of girl who can fuck you but make love at the same time. She said that's why people fall for her so fast.
  
  Howard asked how she got on TV with her show ''A Shot at Love.'' Tila said they have 16 girls and 16 boys on the show. She said she's been asked if the show is real and she says that she's very real with anyone she's with. Howard asked if she's more bi-sexual than hetero. Tila was actually engaged to a woman. She said she came out after they got engaged. Howard said he's with her and he's into women more than men too.
  
  Howard asked Tila how dirty she gets in bed. Tila said she makes people fall in love with her. She said that she can fuck a person and make love at the same time. Howard said he heard that already but wanted to know what that means. Tila said she's very seductive and she talks to people in a way that makes peopl e get lost in her moves. Howard said he can see what she's doing now.
  
  Howard said he was getting a bit of a boner as Tila was talking to him in her sexy voice. Tila kept saying that she can make Howard fall for her in bed too. She kept saying she can fuck and make love at the same time.
  
  Howard asked Tila if she does ass to mouth. She said she hasn't done that. She said she will put her tongue up a woman's ass though. Tila said she's been with some of the real hard core lesbians out there and she's able to get them off without using any toys or anything.
  
  Howard said that Tila's name is pretty catchy. He asked how she came up with the name. She said when she was in 8th grade she was a bad girl. She went to juvenile hall and went to jail twice. She said she had 6 near death ex periences from drugs, car accidents, fights and more. She said she fought a guy one time. She said she got 6 months in juvenile hall and he only got 3 months. Tila said that the guy's hand got broken and she walked out and everyone was chanting her name.
  
  Howard said he would assume that being only 4'11'' would make her easy to beat. She told him not to let her size fool him. She said she would slit his throat. Tila went on to say that she couldn't handle drinking tequila so that's how she got her name.
  
  Howard asked how jail was and if she was a prison bitch. Tila said she had someone taking care of her. She said they had a main queen in jail and they had some gang members in there too. Howard asked if she hated her parents. She said her dad punched her in the head the second time she went to jail. She said she has cut them off for a while.
  
  Tila said she has been on her own since she was 11. She said she ran away from home at 16 and she would go to a club in the afternoon and pop E with her friend. She said she was a Tomboy back then and she was staying with her homie Willie. She said that he was just a friend and she was always a Tomboy so he didn't want her that way. Howard said he wouldn't put up with her if she wasn't putting out.
  
  Howard asked how she became a reality TV s tar. Tila said that she was in Playboy as a Cybergirl. Howard wasn't sure what that meant. She said that they do that for their online thing for Playboy. Tila said she stated her own web site where people had to be members. She was topless on that but that was about it for nudity. Howard asked her if that was true that she didn't have to take off her bottoms. She said she had live chats with her members and she would shave her legs and things like that. Tila said she would talk to them live and get topless on that. Howard said the guys must have been jerking off to that.
  
  Howard asked Tila if that paid enough to support her. She said that she went to college on that money and she was able to support herself.
  
  Tila said she was on Friendster and her profile kept getting deleted. She said that she would create new ones and they would get de leted too. Then she got on Myspace after they asked her to come there. She said she went on there and blasted out her friends telling them about the move to Myspace. She said she kind of helped them blow up. Tila said she became the Myspace girl and started getting magazine covers and stuff. Then MTV picked up on that and gave her a TV show.
  
  Howard asked why Tila is fighting with Perez Hilton. She said that she's starting her own gossip site and she can make Perez cry like a bitch. Tila said that he can dish it out but he can't take it. Tila said that Perez was talking shit about her and calling her a whore and stuff. She said that she dished out some stuff to him and he got all upset. Howard said it all sounds kind of childish to him.
  
  Tila said that Perez isn't even blogging anymore. She said that it's his sister that's doing that stuff. She said his site is getting stale now anyway. Howard gave Tila some plugs for her new site TilaTequilaOMG.com.
  
  Howard asked Tila about dating this football player. She said she can't talk about him. She said that they settled in a lawsuit so she can't talk about it. She said that she can't say what it was about but it was about a domestic abuse case. Howard said she must have gotten some dough if she won't talk about it. She said she wasn't in a relationship with that guy. It was a one time thing but she can't talk about that.
  
  Howard asked Tila if she was pregnant because someone posted that she was on her Twitter. She said she lost the baby. She said she didn't want to get into that either. She said that people are disrespectful so she'd prefer not to talk about it.
  
  Howard asked Tila why she needs a kid. Tila said she was devastated and she got artificially inseminated. Howard said this was after the death of her fiance. Tila said she made a promise to her when she was alive that she would be the pregnant one. Tila said she was going to get married and she was going to have the baby. Howard said the devastation after the death of her fiance, Casey Johnson, led her to get pregnant. Tila said the world was blaming her for the death and she doesn't get that. Howard said maybe they thought she was an enabler. Tila said that her Casey's friends were never around for her.
  
  Tila said that she'd ask Casey what her medications were and they would get into fights over it. She said that Casey was a train wrec k when they first met. She said that she was able to get really sensual with her and she thought she was healing her with her love. Tila said she was her foundation for love and she started to straighten out. Then she stopped taking the pills. She said one night they stayed up fighting all night about her. Tila said when she's working she has to have some ''I miss you time'' and she has to leave her alone. Tila said that Casey would drink bottles of Nyquil to try and calm down. Tila told her that she would never leave her but that was her paranoia. Tila said she told Casey that she wasn't going to leave her and she had to stop thinking she was using her.
  
  Howard said it sounds like she was a good influence on her. Tila said they thought that she was the bad influence and they came into her house and took all of Casey's stuff. Tila said they were all calling her the night before they came to take the stuff and pretended they were upset. She said that they were telling her they wanted to come in and find out what Casey was like near the end. Tila said th ey came and there was poop and piss all over the place. She said she could hear them talking on their phones saying they wanted to leave the dogs there. Tila told them that was fine and they took her shoes instead of the dogs or anything else. They were more interested in that stuff than how she was doing or how the dogs were doing.
  
  Howard asked Tila if she was hurt that she wasn't allowed at the funeral. She said she was heart broken over that. She said hat Casey told her about her family life and what that was like and they weren't that close. Tila said they must have had a lot of guilt with her. Tila said they cut her off from money and they must have felt that pain and guilt. Tila said they took it all out on her.
  
  Howard said that a parent has to have tough love at times. Tila said that wasn't the reason why. She said that Casey told her why th ey did it and it wasn't about drugs or anything. Howard asked what it was about. Tila told a convoluted story about an adoption and how this whole thing went down with Casey and her parents. It wasn't easy to follow.
  
  Howard said he thought that the family wasn't happy with her drug use and stuff. Tila said that's not what it was about. She said that when you have a kid in your life you have to be able to support and raise them. If you take away that money and love then the person is going to start to rebel. She said all Casey wanted was love.
  
  Howard said Tila only knew Casey for a month before getting engaged. Tila said they had very intimate stories they would share together. They got close very fast.
  
  Howard asked why Tila let her family and friends take everything from her home. She said she was confused and devastated and they lied to her. She said they were saying they were going to come over and help her out and they showed up like 6 hours early. Tila said they were violent and they were demanding this stuff from her so it was all shocking and confusing to her. She said that she even helped them bring the stuff out to their vehicles. She said that even the Paparazzi were aski ng her why she was doing that.
  
  Howard asked who showed up to take the stuff. She said it was Nikki Hilton and Bijou Phillips. Howard asked where her stuff is now. Tila said they took the dog and she thinks that they had it put to sleep and buried with Casey. Howard said he thought that they were animal activists and they wouldn't do something like that. Tila said she's not sure that happened but she assumes it did.
  
  Tila told Howard that she was depressed for a long time and she wasn't able to sleep. Then she had some dreams about Casey and she came to her in the dreams (while she was sleeping, right?) and she was very sad. Tila said in the third dream Casey came into her dream and held the baby. She said Casey told her she loves her and told her to take care of the baby. Tila said she talked to Casey about this in the dream and Casey told her that she'd always be over her watching. She said she held the baby in the dream and that's why she went out and got pregnant.
  
  Tila told Howard that she was pregnant for just a short time before she lost the baby. Tila said that she figured God did that for a reason and she had the dreams for a reason. Tila said in the fourth dr eam she saw that Casey had passed on and she was told to ''make a wish'' as a shooting star shot by.
  
  Howard asked Tila if she's with a girl or a guy now. Tila said that guys are so retarded. Tila said she met a guy a couple of weeks ago and this guy gave her the sausage. She said he came along and it turns out to be this K-Fed kind of guy who wanted to marry her. She said that it was a little soon for that. Tila said that she found out that he was cheating on her with like 4 other women. She said that she got all freaked out on a flight and she went off on this guy.
  
  Howard said that Gary has an article about Casey's dogs and they say that they're alive and well. Tila said she wants to see video of them. Gary came in and said that they say that Zoe and Elvis are alive and doing well. Tila said that was old news and she doesn't beli eve that they're alive. She said she wants to see video of the dogs now. Tila said they told her that the dogs are no longer around. Gary said that trouble really follows her around. Tila said that she's a good person though. Gary said that she claims she is but this trouble follows her around.
  
  Tila said that she is nice but she has a short temper and she will stand firm behind her beliefs. She said maybe that's why it seems that trouble follows her around. Tila said she has a big heart.
  
  Tila said this guy she was seeing had a really small penis. She said that she thought it was his finger when he was fucking her. She said as a person she wanted to help him because he didn't have a place to stay. She let him stay at her place. Howard said his penis is so small he aspires to have a finger down there.
  
  Howard said Tila put out a song years ago called ''I Like to Fuck.'' Tila said she was part of that. She also has a new single coming out toda y. Howard played some of the ''I Like to Fuck'' song. Howard asked how she gets air play with that. Tila said that song was just for fun. She has a new song called ''I Love My DJ.'' She said it was originally called ''I Fuck My DJ.'' That was actually the version Howard played. Howard said that her album will be out on May 11th.
  
  Howard gave Tila some plugs for her web site TilasHotspot.com and some other things. Tila is working on a new show but she can't talk about the details yet.
  
  Jeff the Drunk called in and said that Tila is a crazy cunt. Tila told him he sounded like he had a lot of semen in his throat. Another caller said that this is one of the best interviews he's ever done because she answers every question so clearly and said that they should end it now so they can save the rest for later. He was being sarcastic but Tila thought that it was a compliment.
  
  Howard took another call from an angry guy who was going off on Tila about how awful she is and how much he hates her. Tila thought that he was someone who had dated Casey at s ome point.
  
  Another caller told Howard to get this crazy bitch on the Sybian. Howard asked if she knew what that was. She said she had heard about it. Tila said that these angry guys are all guys with small dicks. She said they're intimidated by her. Robin said they wouldn't be attacking her if they were there.
  
  Howard gave Tila some more plugs, wrapped up with her a short time later and went to break.
  
  
  
  
  
• Negative Tila Feedback And A High Pitch Eric Game by MarksFriggin. 04/13/10. 8:55am
  
  After the break we heard a prank call Richard made to a guy as Nervous Mark asking about some self help videos he had for sale. Fred also played Oasis ''Don't Look Back In Anger'' as they were coming back.
  
  Howard came back and said that so many guys are calling in and saying they're glad he ended the interview with Tila. Howard said he thought it was interesting. He said he wasn't sure what was real or not but it was interesting to him. He said he didn't know much about her before. He never saw her TV show or anything. He said her outfit was hot and very sexy.
  
  Howard asked Benjy if he got her number. Benjy said she blinked her number to him and he blinked it back. Howard said he was sorry he asked. He said he just had to make a joke about it. Benjy said he did go out and talk to her. He said that the same people that hate her hate him. He said he's not so sure why people hate her.
  
  Howard took a call from a guy who said t hat he'd rather watch grass grow. Another caller said that he had four dreams during that interview and in all of them he blew his brains out. He told Howard it was a horrible interview.
  
  Anther caller said Howard did a great job but that chick was putting him to sleep. Howard said that's what most people are saying. He said he's getting a very negative reaction to her.
  
  Howard said he's sorry they let the fans down. He took another call from a guy who said he loves Howard but this was an awful interview. He asked them not to put it on Best of the Week.
  
  Howard offered the caller a game to play. Howard had the High Pitch Eric game to play and it wasn't that easy to win. Robin said that they've h ad some fans stumped by the game. Howard said he had to guess if High Pitch would get the answer correct.
  
  Howard tried to start the game but it was set up wrong. Howard talked about the interview and how he thought it was fine but he'll take the listener's word for it.
  
  
  

...that it's quite ironic that TT has now become a "Chris Brown" fan this weekend.  Yesterday when talking about her celebrity gossip site she tweets:


Wow Tila, I'm kind of shocked because you did just claim domestic violence against Shawne Merriman.  In fact, I think I might have ... let me dig ... sec ...

Oh, THERE it is!  Approx six months ago you were talking all sorts of shit about Chris Brown.  Why are you so desperately trying to befriend him now?  I mean, Shawne Merriman never has had any other domestic legal issues yet Chris Brown has.  In fact, he admits to getting hot handed with Rhianna does he not?  And NOW you support him?

So...let me get this straight for everyone reading.  You make a mockery out of miscarriage and are now claiming (yet again) that you are doing in vitro just because you want to prove a point.  Not even because you want a baby.  You're mocking adoption like it's just filling out a job application at McDonalds.  And I find it HARD to believe that someone as bruised up as you claimed to have been would support someone who has admitted they laid their hands on a woman.  Or did you use makeup to make a mockery out of abused women as well?  Is it coincidence that your eye makeup is the same color as your bruises?  Whether they are completely fake or enhanced you always seem to come up with a not so perfect lie.  I wish some big ass motherfucker would sack you a time or two.  Maybe you'd understand what many women here have been through then you fucking cunt.


She'll use ANYTHING for attention, right?  I mean ... she admits herself that any publicity (good or bad) makes her happy.  You really want people to think of you in this way?  Or are the drugs so important that you will do ANYTHING to create the cash flow for your addiction?

UPDATE:   It's nice to see she's answering everyone on WHY she's supporting Chris Brown.  Of course, it was a middle of the night drug rant so it looks like a 12 year old (child theme yet AGAIN) forgot to take their adderall and stayed up all night on mommy's laptop.


I'd like to thank gossip cop for pointing this out.

You heard correctly boys and girls! God, yes the king himself, is BFFs with TT!!! I BET that's what her new bangin' reality TV show is about! POW! Seriously TT, you're crying out for attention BAD. Anyhow, the reason she's babbling on about her savior is because TMZ announced that TT's and Shawne Merriman settle up in court!