Saturday, December 11

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Tila knows which side her bread is buttered - and it ain't that lame ass clique she calls fans (and also calls stupid, sheep, etc.). You see, when Tila "banned haters" a mere week ago, she whimpered and whined and all the Tila Army 12 praised Tila for her strength. Her strength in ignoring to make it go away, I suppose.

Tila is already changing her tune. Her site traffic is down... WAY down. As in 90% down. An average "me me me" post before, garnered around 250 comments, mostly yes, from haters. I think my total comments make 3, and that was months ago or so. When she tried to block out the baddies, she actually screwed up two ways. Her average post now only gets 25 comments, the average post with those 25 comments comes from approximately 15 people. Total. (Both are averages, a couple posts with lower comments, a couple with higher and the commenters are usually the exact same 15 people.) Her second way - lost dollars to CPC advertising.

So what's a girl to do when she's failed at everything in life and tries to block out all the "baddies" that are out to get her? Why, wait a week, act like she's listening to her fans and let the haters back. Advertisers on sites like hers won't pay upfront for ad placement like they would with someone like Perez Hilton's site. They pay per click. Massively less traffic, means massively less "oopsie" clicks that generate the few dollars she needs for her fix.

So a week later, slutho tweets:You see, not a single hater in anything I can find on the whole of Twitter actually cares about not commenting. In fact, most of us think it's incredibly funny. We're not missing anything out of our lives by not being able to comment on her site what a slut she is. Though I'm sure some are missing the fun games on how to bypass her censorship, which included words (still or at some point) "lies, slut, whore, murderer, liar, skank, Juggalo, chunks, miscarriage and dozens more.

In the whole 6 people that directly responded to Tila, none of them supported allowing haters back. Tila will still do it because she desperately needs the money from advertising, and she desperately needs validation that her fuckery and stupidity are actually reaching someone somewhere. Right now, she's screaming at her computer, shaking heavily, crying, rambling and wondering if anyone is paying attention to her, because without hater comments, she has no idea whether her shit-for-brains schemes are grabbing enough attention - because according to Tila, all press is good press, or all attention is good attention. She NEEDS this validation.

She created a web of lies and deceit in which no one, not even her own family wants anything to do with her. She blows off friends after they've passed their usefulness to her or they catch on to her antics and tell her to "shove it ya dumb cunt". She has no one because she's a loser - the kind of person that without the internet, would be in a cardboard box somewhere, begging for quarters to buy her next fix. She's living off other people (each time she moves, someone else has to pay up, when she lost all her friends at the time, she got booted from her last house) and is now living again, with some dude and a friend paying her way for her. Her dumbass blew through her porn earnings by leasing a car she can't even drive.

Now, she's missing that validation again. Her beef curtain blow hole is drying up without the attention. Probably why she's been seen walking even more funny, as of late.

29 comments:

Mark said...

"Her beef curtain blow hole is drying up without the attention."

That is perhaps the single greatest sentence I have read on this site. EVER!

FUYU said...

I kind of spammed earlier about qocap's site, but there is a boycott going on about just not even visiting her site for all of January (or even after that for those who just don't even want to bother anymore). I think it would be great if everyone could do it. It really pisses me off that she thinks that she can control us like she does her AOI.

BigPoppaPhat said...

You know she's going to open the comments up reguardless what her army says.

Bannana Smoothie said...

I say we "haters" continue on not going to her flog to comment because that way she lose more! No traffic, no money, and her self esteem which is way way low reaches hell! She does not deserve any of our traffic.. once again, we've proven to her that SHE - TINA, needs us more than she needs her pathetic TILA Army and/or fans! She is so pathetic I hope her skanky smelly hole rots in hell!

cantthinkofcoolnamesoiamjustme said...

I agree 100%. Her site is in trouble and she is looking to us to be her Saviors. Her fans cannot comment enough to help things along. So we all saw this one coming. Thing is..IF we all just sit back and comment nothing after she reopens to us, she'll end up losing the site period. To me that FAIL would be so great to see. There is not any need for me to go back and tell her AOI they are idiots for believing her lies, as that would be beating a dead horse with a stick. We know and she knows that she is a drug addicted liar, so again that dang dead horse. I myself will just come here and other places for my giggles as I refuse to "support/enable" that kind of garbage.

cantthinkofcoolnamesoiamjustme said...

I agree 100%. Her site is in trouble and she is looking to us to be her Saviors. Her fans cannot comment enough to help things along. So we all saw this one coming. Thing is..IF we all just sit back and comment nothing after she reopens to us, she'll end up losing the site period. To me that FAIL would be so great to see. There is not any need for me to go back and tell her AOI they are idiots for believing her lies, as that would be beating a dead horse with a stick. We know and she knows that she is a drug addicted liar, so again that dang dead horse. I myself will just come here and other places for my giggles as I refuse to "support/enable" that kind of garbage.

Nother said...

She's not losing any ad revenue because she's not getting any ad revenue. All of the cheesy ads on her site are from the same company, and they don't pay just for clicks, they pay for clicks that are followed by purchases.

http://www.sellhealth.com/faq.html

She talks about "beating Perez" but, site traffic aside, he has ads for major TV shows and motion pictures. She has the only ads she could get. Notice how they never change? And you and or I could post the same ads just as easily. I'd love for you girls to do a whole blog about that.

FAIL again, Tila!

necro-wafer said...

I knew this would happen. She'll let the haters comment again, even though her 6 fans asked her NOT to. She's as predictable as a fart following a bean burrito.

I would LOVE for her to open the comments back up, and have it make absolutely no difference anymore.

Isis said...

beef curtain blow hole-that put me right off my breakfast lol

xKiharux said...

I will never fail to be surprised she isn't walking like a bow-legged dumbass. Her legs aren't used to being closed, so the muscles MUST be straining.... the whores all round the world must be her depressing army, asking her how she does it.

When she does let the 'jelis haterz' comment again, I say we all just ignore her skanky ass, while you guys go on and rip her to shreds - as usual. Maybe, if we're REALLY good, by 2011 she'll have to close it down because she bought too much crack and not enough friends.

sofie said...

we need to approach this as a united front --- h8ters should not post on her flog!!! or at least not until she starts to beg for us too! ;o) (which i guess, technically she already has started to do....)

deluwiel said...

I think we all called this one. It's back to business as usual over at the flog come Monday and the h8trz will be carrying on just as they always did. "promise to behave"... yeah, right LOL. BTW - has anyone got a clue what her"CNN interview" was supposed to be about and when it's supposed to air? I've been googling the last couple of days and coming up empty.

Mirela said...

So what's the plan if she does allow EXPOSErs back?? I personally think that we should all stay away from that skank's site just to run it down a bit more! :)

Lori said...

i tried to sign up with adsense for my meek measly blog, they disabled my account. im sure tila is getting good checks for her blog, not as much as perez, but well enough i suppose...oh, and all her other ways she gets income. when is her video coming out? ha!!

Sobe said...

beef curtain blow hole LOL

anon110 said...

Nice post. And it is quite funny she actually thinks the haters are "missing out" on something by not being able comment.

You know what would be even funnier? If she opened up the comment section and no one returned. Imagine the comment section open and not one comment from the meanie stalker haters with no lives. lol

I'm sure by now you're aware of QOCAP's plan to boycott misstilaomg.com for the month of January. IMO, I think this sounds like something that might work if enough people were involved.

Anybody here have any opinions about this?

The Blotspot said...

Same old crap girls? Tila the Fucktard proved months ago how savvy she was business wise. Proving again it seems that she is "otherwise".
Keep up he good work. *yawn*

LOLz4EVz said...

she could make so much money and generate heavy traffic to her site if we could pay to see her kill herself LIVE... just sayin.

Screaminmime said...

This post needs to be etched into the minds and foreheads of EVERY hater, future hater and wannabe. It is time to stop feeding into Tila's disease- because make no mistake, it is one of the many she has (STD's included). The blog has advertisers only because of us (haters). She is really only "in the news" because we keep her there. And with all of this attention comes $$$- the 2 things she wants the most. Fucking stop y'all- it's getting old. And to Seola...beautiful post my dear...absolutely beautiful!!!!

Amy said...

Don't know if y'all have seen this, but here's Garry's account of what happened:

http://unratedperez.com/2010-12-09-garry-sun-tells-all-about-tila-tequila-kidnapping-blackmail-murder-plot

There's a whole lotta crazy in that.

Madame Toast said...

We all knew it was only a matter of time. Why do her fans put up with that? Not that all the comments were abusive and rude but most were, and she cares oh so much for her AOI! Psshht, riight. It's all about the attention, I doubt the money part really even caused the breakdown and welcoming back of the "Haters". She's just that needy, not even her Army of 30 can satisfy it. Sick.
Someone should start an ignore Tila campaign. It would be the final nail in her celebrity coffin, she can't even be z-list without the people she claims ruin her life. How sad.
I always thought it would be amusing to just have an open forum that feeds in her twitter and blog and let the chaos begin.
Oh me oh my.

Cathy said...

So has she moved again? Did she get kicked out of the new mansion? IS the slut mobile (blue lambo) gone as well?

ericka said...

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/features/article_1605303.php/Etty-Farrell-36th-Birthday-Celebration-Pictures?page=10

This is a pic of Tina making out with Dave Navaro on the 9th. WTF?

ericka said...

http://x17online.com/celebrities/tila_tequila/tila_tequila_simply_screams_class.php

another story about Tina and Dave. Looks like she shined his chicken.

laurenzia said...

Well as some of you know, I am a HUGE Kev Smith fan. http://babbleonkev.com/ Listen to about 28 minutes in... It is PURE freaking awesome~! Tila bashing circa ICP incident!!!! HAHAHA

Love,
IHateThereforeIAm

Sheriff Gauncent said...

What is really going on my bitches?

Yeah right said...

I knew it wouldn't last. It's the jelis haters that contributed most of the traffic to her site. This is funny.

Mark said...

Tila's on CNN for some reason:

http://tinyurl.com/2bsrcxb

Lori said...

what is going on with the comments

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