- ▼ December 2010 (10)
Bitch, please. You may lie to CNNTech, but it doesn't mean it's the truth.
Now I don't care who Tila is having sex with, I really don't. I'm writing this to address something about her recent liasons that I find odd. At first it appeared she was with Apollo, then a few sightings with Dave Navarro and people start thinking it's him. I believe he's too famous for her to keep their nasty a secret, she can't help but brag.
All we know of sure is that Tila is in her version of love. I highly doubt it's real love, I think she only likes the initial spark of a new relationship as she's often accusing them of felonies shortly when that spark fizzles out. On Nov 23rd she reveals to her fans that she's "crushing" on someone.
But the next day she's addressing non-existant rumors about her being engaged because a ring was spotted on her finger.
From a crush to engaged in 24 hours? Sounds like a certain something we've heard before. Now at this point, no media is reporting on her, no one does. There were a few pictures of her at Kate Major's birthday party which mostly likely Kate, Michael, and Tila called the paps over there before trying to pose like they're not posing. She definitely is a poser. Yeah, I went old school for that one.
And because no one is asking, Tila has to reveal, and she tells her fans that her new lover is a *gasp* female all while begging for privacy yet revealing more and more with each post. Keep in mind the pictures from Kate's party have already been released and one of those pictures is:
So while this pictures if floating around cyberspace she's telling her fans that her lover is a girl, which must make him feel masculine. The sad part, they believe it! She even posts this picture a few days later on her facebook with him blocked out trying to get her fans to guess who she's kissing. I don't now how many times this needs to be said, but she's definitely not a lesbian, if anything she's gay for pay. Now as she's in full blown love she starts spouting her usual shit again. I found this one to be the best comment by her.
Now soulmate is one of those definitive terms. You only have one soul, so you can only have one soulmate. Of course for when you're a whore who doesn't know the meaning of words (love, friendship, integrity) I guess soulmate means "the person you're currently dating". I'm not trying to bring CJ back into things, but I'm sure every new relationship Tila gets in CJ is going "Seriously, what the fuck?!"
So by now we know who the guy is that she's dating and the few gossip sites that still report on the midget are finally revealing her name when she gets caught doing the walk of shame out of Dave Navarro's place. To me, this seemed odd, but in a couple of ways. There's talk that Dave is her man, if that's the case then she was with him and faked being with Apollo, or Apollo is her man, and she got caught screwing someone else. Now of Apollo is like any of the other people she's dated, all she has to do is make up a lie and he'll believe it. By chance she is actually dating Dave Navarro, that means she hired someone to pretend to be her boyfriend to throw off the minimal media coverage she gets. How full of yourself do you have to be to cover up a relationship no one is asking about?
Now me, I'm not believing it's Dave, she was at a party with him a few days before and he probably said he wanted to have sex with her, so she did. Dave dated Jasmine Lennard, who was the girl who got CJ in all her legal trouble, so which makes more sense Tila is in a secret relationship with someone famous and keeping it quiet, or Tila screwed someone to make a girl jealous? If it walks like a whore, and talks like a whore...
The next part is a little more random, but it's something I caught on to and it keeps with the not-Dave guess.
I apologize for all the pictures of Tila, I don't like looking at it either, I suck it up for you guys. Those pictures are all before and after the Dave-walk. Yet that night...
Surprisingly, no ring. now would she take off her ring to go visit the man who put it on her finger? No. Of course, I don't think she'd take it off when she was cheating on her fiance either. This chick must have a billboard outside like McDonalds that just keeps putting up #'s as each customer walks out the door. I feel sorry for guy #1,000,000,001. No prize is worth that unhappy meal. Blech.
Now we won't know who Tila's real boyfriend is until she accuses him of rape and decides she's going to raise their imaginary baby on her own, but the big question is did she actually rent an actor (and an unattractive one at that) to pretend to be her boyfriend, or did she whore herself out to the first known name not to throw something at her?
When it comes to Tila, I tend to go with the option that includes the word whore cause it's usually right.