Whoever said it's like Christmas time over here at the Rotspot is right.  Goddamn!  We're all having the best time with this!  Fatty and Rotty have smeared themselves with chocolate.  It's like that scene in Heavyweights when the fat kids get to pig out again.  You know what I mean. Yes, this is exactly what it's like right now at the Rotspot office!

And it just keeps getting better and better!  Today someone posted this hilarious picture on Tila's fail blog:

And by the way, don't bother clicking her link that says something like "Tila talks for the first time about her horrific experience!"  Yeah, that's bullshit.  It's merely the E! clip we brought you in the previous entry.  Nothing more.  No commentary, nothing to laugh at.

TMZ discussed it both on their TMZ Live segment today and on their TV show.  Here's the clip from the TMZ Live segment.  Uncle Eddie is in the middle of moving and won't have cable until tomorrow, so hopefully I can get you the TV clip then.

But I think my favorite thing has to be this article I found while looking for the TMZ TV clip:

"Tila Tequila assaulted with sex toys by clowns."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Holy shit!

Anyway, we'll keep bringing you the info as we get it!  And thanks to my awesome friend @The_Danger_Zone for teaching me how to snag videos!  I know, I'm not perfect at it yet...but I'm learning.  Hooray!  Celebrate, bitches!  Drink some Grape Faygo!