Monday, August 16
The Ensuing LOLZ
11:33 PM | 
Posted by
Eduardo Retardo
Whoever said it's like Christmas time over here at the Rotspot is right. Goddamn! We're all having the best time with this! Fatty and Rotty have smeared themselves with chocolate. It's like that scene in Heavyweights when the fat kids get to pig out again. You know what I mean.
And it just keeps getting better and better! Today someone posted this hilarious picture on Tila's fail blog:
And by the way, don't bother clicking her link that says something like "Tila talks for the first time about her horrific experience!" Yeah, that's bullshit. It's merely the E! clip we brought you in the previous entry. Nothing more. No commentary, nothing to laugh at.
TMZ discussed it both on their TMZ Live segment today and on their TV show. Here's the clip from the TMZ Live segment. Uncle Eddie is in the middle of moving and won't have cable until tomorrow, so hopefully I can get you the TV clip then.
But I think my favorite thing has to be this article I found while looking for the TMZ TV clip:
"Tila Tequila assaulted with sex toys by clowns."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Holy shit!
Anyway, we'll keep bringing you the info as we get it! And thanks to my awesome friend @The_Danger_Zone for teaching me how to snag videos! I know, I'm not perfect at it yet...but I'm learning. Hooray! Celebrate, bitches! Drink some Grape Faygo!
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Perfect, I needed the comic relief! The crap she is posting on the flog is making my skin crawl. It will my last visit as she and her oh so gullible army make me want to puke!
My first time checking out that dumb whore's site and this is what she is now crying about:
"...AND NOTICE THE TOWEL. THE RED SPOTS WERE BLOOD THAT MISS TILA USED TO WIPE OFF FROM HER FACE WHEN HER EYE GOT CUT FROM A BIG ROCK THAT WAS THROWN AT HER FACE! ALSO NOTICE HER HAND. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT YOU CAN SEE IT DRIPPING ON HER HAND WHILE SHE WAS HOLDING THE MIC AS WELL AS BRUSES ALL UP HER ARM! ALSO NOTICE HER HAIR ALL WET. THAT IS NOT FROM SWEAT, IT WAS A MIXTURE OF PISS AND BLOOD AND WHATEVER OTHER DANGEROUS OBJECTS THAT WERE THROWN AT HER, SEEN IN THE TOP PICTURE!"
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5 posts later and I'm fucking banned! Good! Anytiladeservesatruebeatdown, the photo she's referring to is that of the pic you have posted here, the one where her top is still on and showing that mysterious mark.
She's trying to get everyone to see all this blood gushing and running down her face, her arms, the mic and an invisible towel (I dunno about you but that fabric in her hand is clearly a shirt). Blood? What blood?
She then starts whining about how we should be able to see all those bruises she has up and down her arms. HUH? What bruises?
She finally implores the readers to look at her raggedy weave claiming that it's not sweat but, wait for it.... piss and blood!
Exactly what fucking delusional drug is this dumb bitch on? Holy fucking Jesus, Joseph and Mary Mother of fucking fuck you gawd!
Her original embellished story she sold to Harvey and her E! interview have markedly contrasting stories. Fucking gobsmacked! This cunt can not only keep her lies straight, but cuntard can't even remember which side of her cheek that her "wound" (a superficial one at that), is supposed to be on. (a la the C. Jordan vid) Left? Right?
How is she expecting to have a case against the fest promoters and organisers if she's going around publicly selling her stories? Wouldn't her attorney (that magically changes names with every mention, I wonder if she gets charged for that?) advise her to keep mum until all the evidence has been gathered? How can she even threaten to sue them if she signed a Liability Release waiver? I seriously have reservations about her actually knowing what all that means. Silly whore who didn't even complete high school. I shouldn't expect too much from her.
(tbc per post length copper)
(I'ma be hella pissed if the first half didn't get posted. LOL)
(cont) I'm going to gloat in the coming days to see how she's going to spin and worm her way out of this shenanigan.
I love how she admitted in her interview that she knew full well what she was getting into and yet she went ahead with it.
She seemed to be enjoying taunting and inciting the crowd, working them up into a tizzy. 15 minutes on stage spent mostly hiding behind security and not once do we see any evidence that she was in fear for her life or concerned for her welfare.
Where's the glass bottles, the fire crackers that supposedly "burnt her hair on fire" as she so eloquently put it, where was those "stone" rocks, the feces and urine that she claims to have been pelted with?
It was rather nice to see Tom Green try to distract the crowd in his attempts to defuse the crowd.
With Tila, it's always about her, innit? Poor midget troll and her woe-is-me-waving-the-pity-party flag. She can't even fathom that mayhap the crowd's reaction is the norm at this fest? That many other performers including ICP has had to endure this sort of thing.
She's so transparent and disgusting and cannot be considered to be a part of the human race. It takes a vile (that's an anagram of evil!) person to scheme up something like this and for what? Attention? Sympathy? In hopes to sue for money? Bitch get a fucking real job!
This bitch can't even lie her way out of a wet fucking paper bag to save face. When will her fucking lies end? How many times will she get away with crying wolf?
Gawd! I TRULY FUCKING HATE YOU TILA! DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR AND GO FUCKING CRAWL IN A DARK, ABYSMAL HOLE. JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY.
First, you can SOOOO tell she is reading the shit out of this blog. It's so funny , you post and then she makes another stupid blog entry that basically tries to cover her ASS on every freakin point of truth yall bring up. I follow her on Facebook and it is UNBELIEVEABLE how stupid she is and how the little puppet morons BELIEVE everything she says. Wtf is this real ,the comments from her fans. I swear if MY kids were a fan of hers id beat their asses! She is so nasty and skanky I still do not get the attraction. I am utterly disappointed that this is all bullshit and there really won't be any lawsuit cuz she faking this FUCKING suffering and its FOR NO REASON. BITCH is really fucking crazy and so is 8 or 9 head. They are perfect for each other.
@Agnes
Referring to her blog's description of her injuries . . .since when did bruises become instant? Only in Tila-land!!!