Over the last several months I have been privileged to write with and for, some of the wittiest, snarkiest, bitchiest and just simply most fabulous folks I have had the pleasure of ever knowing. We were brought together to expose the lies, the manipulations, the lulz, and frankly, the very sad and troubled life of Tila Tequila.

A couple of days ago I wrote to the Rotspot gals, and let them know I would no longer write about Tila for the blog. I’m just plain burnt out. There comes a time when blogging interferes with life, and life interferes with blogging. I have addicts and self-destructive people in my own life who, despite, all my love, concern and full-fledged dedication, continue on the path they wrought. I can’t help them, and I can’t help Tila. When you expend so much energy on people who have no vested interest in health and healthy relationships, you end up spirally down a similar rat hole of despair and helplessness.

To Tila Army and Tila fans. Your idol needs help. She doesn’t need your platitudes, your false praise, your ‘loyalty’, or your continued ass-kissing and hand-holding. Ironically, she needs what we all need in our lives, a really good ass-kickin’ Jelis Hater. A person who calls her out for her self-destructive and dangerous behavior. Someone who says ‘fuck it, I don’t care whether Tila likes me or not’. You’re not being disloyal by saying ‘hey Tila, you look really fucked up on that Gossip Queens tape’, you’re showing her you care enough to risk whatever relationship you think you can ever have with her.

Thank you Rotspot girls for inviting me into your world. You are some of the sweetest most compassionate bad-ass bitches this world has ever seen (oopsy, did I just ruin your reps?).

Thank you Rotspot readers, commenters and Fatty fans. You have consistently given me more smiles, laughs and thoughtful moments than I can ever pay back. I want you to know I’ve read every comment on the Rotpsot, whether the article was posted by me or not, because I appreciate the feedback, the information, and the slice of your own real life moments you often leave.

For those who’d care to follow me on Twitter, my user name is: Fatty_4ever. If you have any questions, or concerns, please tweet me.

Thanks to all. Keep on bloggin’ bitches!

Fatty, Commander of the Fatty Army, the baddest, fattest bunch of HoHo-eatin’ Tweeters!

And then there were 4.

Whoever said it's like Christmas time over here at the Rotspot is right.  Goddamn!  We're all having the best time with this!  Fatty and Rotty have smeared themselves with chocolate.  It's like that scene in Heavyweights when the fat kids get to pig out again.  You know what I mean. Yes, this is exactly what it's like right now at the Rotspot office!

And it just keeps getting better and better!  Today someone posted this hilarious picture on Tila's fail blog:

And by the way, don't bother clicking her link that says something like "Tila talks for the first time about her horrific experience!"  Yeah, that's bullshit.  It's merely the E! clip we brought you in the previous entry.  Nothing more.  No commentary, nothing to laugh at.

TMZ discussed it both on their TMZ Live segment today and on their TV show.  Here's the clip from the TMZ Live segment.  Uncle Eddie is in the middle of moving and won't have cable until tomorrow, so hopefully I can get you the TV clip then.

But I think my favorite thing has to be this article I found while looking for the TMZ TV clip:

"Tila Tequila assaulted with sex toys by clowns."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Holy shit!

Anyway, we'll keep bringing you the info as we get it!  And thanks to my awesome friend @The_Danger_Zone for teaching me how to snag videos!  I know, I'm not perfect at it yet...but I'm learning.  Hooray!  Celebrate, bitches!  Drink some Grape Faygo!

So Tila is STILL running her mouth over the fact that we "got shut down."  Except I'm making this post right now, so...shut down?  YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, GUTTER TROLL?


OMG NOW WE HAVE NOTHING GUYS.  Whatever will we do!?  OMG SOB SOB SOB.


WE GOT TAKEN DOWN GUYS.  The cyber police backtraced us and we faced the consequences, which will never be the same!  WE DUN GOOFED. 


LOL I could seriously fucking pee my pants.  Tila, your bitch ass is going to have to buy me more fatty girl pants in a minute.  You've been saying FOREVER that you know who's running this...
THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD TO FIND OUT HERE:

OMG YOU FOUND ME TILA.  I'm the "leader" and my name is Chandall!  YOU GOT ME!  And, you fucking cuntstain, you know this isn't the only one I have.  Why are you this stupid?  WHY!?  How have you lived to be almost 30 with the brain power of a 3 year old?

One of life's great mysteries, man.

Anyway, Princess Dumbass (it's been a hot minute since I called you that!  Aww, Eddie's getting all nostalgic up in here!), we look forward to you DROPPING A BOMB on us.  We really do.  Don't forget, your lawyers couldn't shut us up with a C&D, and we're obviously still here!  I'm sorry you don't know the difference between "locked down" and "shut down."  Someone even showed you this:
And you STILL aren't smart enough to figure it out!  That's okay, because we're all just sitting here laughing our fat hater asses off at you.  Keep 'em coming, sweetheart.  And I'll keep posting on it.

Oh, and good luck with the Lambo shopping!  *snicker*

Sincerely yours from a "shut down" blog,
Chandall
The "leader" of the Resistance, apparently

HEY ROTSPOTTERS!  So as many of you know, this little ol' blog was on lock for a little while.  Obviously we weren't "down," as many people thought.  Let's just say we all needed a break.  But we're back!  Unlocked and better than ever!


Here's a screen shot of Tila being overjoyed that we were "down."  Oh, silly Tila!  You should know better than to trust internet trolls!

HAHAHAHA SUCK IT BITCHES, WE'RE BACK!

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Hey guys. I moderate the comments, and I also see on twitter where y'all BITCHES are complaining that there aren't a lot of entries over here anymore. That's for a few reasons, let me explain:

#1: We're short 2 writers right now. The Gnome (mah wifey) is in jail for something called "absurd sex crimes" and she's currently awaiting trial. What can you do? You can post lots of jailhouse recipes for moonshine in the comments, or you can show up at the courthouse and try to stop the 12 midgets and 3 donkeys from testifying. I'll be doing the second. FREE OUR GNOME! FREE OUR GNOME!

#2: Rotty, the HBIC, is super busy decorating her bedroom. Here's a pic of it. You should all feel pretty lucky to see a pic of Hotty Rotty in her element.


So basically your dirty Uncle Eddie and your favorite Fatty Fat Fat are running the ship while our two companions sort their shit out.

#3: Tila is fucking retarded and boring. She wasn't doing anything that really caught our attention. She posted in her comments on her fail blog the other day that she's pregnant again.


How fucking dumb is that? Seriously, if she WAS pregnant (and nobody believes she is), she'd be posting that shit all over her fail blog, not just in the comments. And yeah, the other day she made a comment about posting proof of her mischairages (I didn't see it personally, but I've heard about it), and let Uncle Eddie tell you something. If you're really waiting on her to post proof, you're gonna be waiting a damn long time. You know she won't. She'll drop it for a while until she's pressed again, and then she'll get all ghetto-fabulous (you know she types with her head shaking all "oh no you di-int!") and say "I ain't gots to prove nothing to you HATERS!" Same shit, different day.

Anyway, faithful readers, tomorrow we'll have the new Stupor Girl for you, and maybe we'll be posting pretty soon about her hideous new hair or whatever the fuck she's up to now. I, for one, am kind of happy she got her FB back. Now I don't have to go to her stupid goddamn blog to know what her posts are about.

For all of you voicing your concern, I can happily announce that the Yeti has been vanquished and has retreated back to it's cave of solitude...for now.

Oh and one last thing. We've been getting a lot of inquiries on doing guest writing here. We've decided, if you're interested, you should write them up and send them to: fukutila@hotmail.com. We'll pick the best ones and post them. K thanks.

UNCLE EDDIE OUT!