Whoever said it's like Christmas time over here at the Rotspot is right.  Goddamn!  We're all having the best time with this!  Fatty and Rotty have smeared themselves with chocolate.  It's like that scene in Heavyweights when the fat kids get to pig out again.  You know what I mean. Yes, this is exactly what it's like right now at the Rotspot office!

And it just keeps getting better and better!  Today someone posted this hilarious picture on Tila's fail blog:

And by the way, don't bother clicking her link that says something like "Tila talks for the first time about her horrific experience!"  Yeah, that's bullshit.  It's merely the E! clip we brought you in the previous entry.  Nothing more.  No commentary, nothing to laugh at.

TMZ discussed it both on their TMZ Live segment today and on their TV show.  Here's the clip from the TMZ Live segment.  Uncle Eddie is in the middle of moving and won't have cable until tomorrow, so hopefully I can get you the TV clip then.

But I think my favorite thing has to be this article I found while looking for the TMZ TV clip:

"Tila Tequila assaulted with sex toys by clowns."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Holy shit!

Anyway, we'll keep bringing you the info as we get it!  And thanks to my awesome friend @The_Danger_Zone for teaching me how to snag videos!  I know, I'm not perfect at it yet...but I'm learning.  Hooray!  Celebrate, bitches!  Drink some Grape Faygo!

..as we expected.  Also, our girl Sailor Vesta attended the GOTJ and will be sending me a guest post about the whole ordeal for me to share with you guys.  The most recent and best article in my opinion is:

Considering Tila’s history of self harm; If she’s willing to slice up her own arm for a little publicity, there’s no doubt  she’d mutilate her entire face and body as well.

I'm still anxiously awaiting video/pictures of firecrackers/bricks/shit/piss/rocks/etc being thrown at Scarface.  I'm not holding my breath though...

I'm sooo sick of hearing people whining about "violence against women".  First of all, you are the same fuckers who have done nothing but talk about what a fuck up TT is and how you'd love to see the headlines of her being found in a dumpster.  So don't get all up on your fuckin' pedestal acting like you give a fuck!!  You see friends, words aren't JUST WORDS now are they?  You like to talk the shit but if something REALLY happens you get all frightened and fragile.  Fuckin' please ...  Second of all, this bitch is nowhere NEAR woman .. nearly fuckin' human.  And all of a sudden you fuckers forget that she all but congratulated Chris Brown for beatin' on Rhianna.  I recall her saying "She deserved it".  Really!?!?!?  She wanted to play with the big boys ... thinkin' she was all "hard" and shit.  And then turning around and actin' like a fuckin' victim. This all went EXACTLY the way she wanted it to.  She was taunting the fuckin' crowd.  Who in the FUCK takes off their shirt when shit doesn't go their way!?!?  Oh that's right "Tila Scarface Tequila" .. that's who!!!  Since she's only used to "performing" in strip clubs I guess this USUALLY works for her.  Not this time sweetheart!!!

Truth be known, I'm against ANY sort of violence.  Fuck if you're a "woman" or not.  You bitches whine and cry over Tila fuckin' Tequila but do you give a fuck about the kids overseas DYING for absolutely NO reason in a fucked up war right now?  That's what I thought.  Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down you media thirsty fuck ups.

If any of you bitches had a fuckin' brain you'd have realized already that this shit IS a PUBLICITY STUNT for her upcoming porn flick.  And if you HAVEN'T figured that out already then you're just as fuckin' stupid as she wants you to be. 

You see idiots, this seems to be a common practice at the Gathering.  Don't believe me?  Well, I didn't figure you would so I put together a little somethin' for ya...

Well, poor Tila. TMZ has some awful pictures. But....

What's that?

What did Tila do before trying to sell her stories?

What did TMZ do to make it look worse?

Oh kiddies, you see, TMZ did NOT put the photos in order of which they were taken.

Tila renamed the pictures in chronological order.

Say what?

Yes bitches... the cut picture first, was not taken first. TMZ deleted all real EXIF information BUT Tila was so gracious enough to number the image files. 1-12. I kid you not my darlings. Now, would that be enough to think twice? Yes. But what made me think 3 times? The backgrounds. I explained in my Twitter feed that I felt that the injuries were inconsistent and the backgrounds matched for two different injuries under the eyes. Well, putting these pictures in order of number (appropriately named Tila#_Full) matches the background from the trailer, to the car, and finally at her hotel...Here, I present the pictures, in order and tell me if and how this changes your opinion.



Why does number 11 look out of place? The background shows it's at the hotel, same corner as the underwear pic. My personal theory, she got dressed by then and then decided to take another snapshot.. with flash and waited too long for the temporary mark she put on herself underneath the circle. What makes me think that? Because the original shots with the worse marks in photos like in number 10 have deeper clothing marks from the waistband.

Other inconsistencies - Tila was reportedly in terror in her trailer for an hour... magically, she had a forward blood trail. This would be consistent with a person leaning their head forward. The second trail would have to be made at a different time to be straight down. Think about when you cry. With your head down, does it roll towards your nose or down your cheek. When your head up, does it roll towards your nose?

Lastly, I asked for some feedback and no one could explain, but all fights, things thrown at people, when struck in the face on bone to create a cut, it's always splitting. The force of the solid object does not pierce but rather creates enough force between the facial bones and the skin to cause basically a rupture. (I know that's so medical tech of me.) Tila's cut appears jagged as if it was made by a small, sharp object being dragged against the skin.

UPDATE:
Tmz is now reporting that after Tila landed last night in LA, she was seen at the hospital for a band aid holding her cut, that when removed was "squirting blood". The first thing that came to my mind is Ozzy Osbourne. Yeah, strange... in his book (which is FABULOUS) he had an incident during a photo shoot where some dude busted a real mirror instead of a stage mirror and he got sprayed across the face. When he got up in an airplane afterwards, his face exploded like a tomato because there was glass embedded and there were wounds. Not the totally same but somewhat. I'll tell you why...

You see, Tila's photos above clearly show that the any bleeding had stopped, if she was gushing at the time, a still photo would have shown a bead of blood. She was able to stop it by a BAND AID for 24 full hours. There are no arteries at that point in her face. Once the bleeding stops, clotting takes places ASAP. Wounds that small in that spot (according to a nurse I asked on my Twitter in private) would not continue to bleed and most certainly wouldn't gush. Especially if it didn't initially gush to begin with because the cut would not be deep enough to cause a reaction. Now, if a band-aid were used, after that period of time, it would have scabbed behind it. There are also no band-aid's present in the TMZ video, she does have huge glasses, but a band aid holding back that much blood wouldn't be a little tiny circle they use for giving shots. It would have been substantial, especially to rip off a scab on a hole so small. The pressure from the plane take off and landing would most certainly have caused some bleeding in mid-air for any laceration deep enough to "squirt" so long after the fact.

I would also think, a doctor would not stitch a day old wound, if bleeding was able to be controlled for hours previously, even if we were to assume it had started bleeding. I've seen worse, I've had worse (a Mikasa vase fell from a top shelf and smacked me in the face and I got some nasty cuts to my cheek and eyebrow, thanks for the freaking wedding gift Grandma) and even though I didn't seek medical attention and my eye was swollen shut for a day, from those seeking attention for cuts that small, a butterfly bandage was used.

Current police statements as of this writing (as noted in Kansas City's online site for one) that the sherriff is stating "Tila claims" "Tila alleges" in these stories. There are no details available 36 hours after the incident.

UPDATE 2:
TMZ has posted yet another story on Tila. Some things still aren't adding up.

Sheriff Tom Seiner tells TMZ "things got out of hand" during the show this weekend. Sheriff's deputies were on scene at the time of the Tila incident because they were already responding to reports of a stabbing.

Seiner tells us there is no way to single out perpetrators in a crowd of thousands, but officers will be searching YouTube over the coming days to see if there is video of the incident and if they can ID anyone that way.

A) We have a sheriff that has refused comment to all major news outlets and media. He speaks to TMZ.
B) No confirmation of Tila's story, just "things got out of hand".
C) Cops were on the scene, yet according to Tila, she stayed on stage after an assault, po po didn't notice or attempt to save Tila.
D) Cops were on the scene, yet Tila was chased and her guards beaten.
E) Cops were on the scene, yet Tila was terrorized in her trailer at length.
F) Cops were on the scene, yet Tila's SUV got completely busted up.
G) Cops were on the scene, but none of them treated Tila for injuries or closed her wound.
H) We have a couple of YouTube videos of people claiming either they, or a friend were arrested. Cops stated there was no way to single out and did not confirm any arrests were made. This one is subjective of course, but still doesn't add up to who is saying what.

We can assume this ordeal, from start to finish lasted at LEAST 20 minutes, forget Tila's timeframe. In that whole time, cops were not protecting Tila, couldn't make arrests and their detective work will come from watching YouTube. That means the cops, who were on the scene, in all this commotion and in Tila's estimate of EVERYBODY in the crowd chasing her and taunting her, the police wasn't able to get even one single person.

So you guys probably saw Tila tweeting about buying a Lambo.  Lately she's been on this driving kick since that video of her driving Bradshaw home when he was drunk.  And then there's this video where she says she's a "professional speed racer."  Sort of.  She stumbles upon that conclusion.


Let's just ignore the fact that if you really WERE a professional race car driver you'd probably know how to say you were.  No, really, let's just play along.  Sure, Tila, you participated in the Bullrun.  Sure.  I totally believe that.

Update:  Oh look, Tila did the Bullrun in 2007!  Check out this blog, written by her driving partner.  Notice how every time Tila is brought up, it's about how she fucks up?  And there's that lovely bit here:

I let Tila do most of the driving today and I got to teach her how to down shift and use the emergency brake when she’s afraid of rolling forward.

Professional race car driver!  Uh huh.  Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled snark.

Sigh.

Anyway, while "shopping" *snicker* she posted many twitpics such as this one:

Then she tweeted that she couldn't make up her mind, and that she wanted to see more colors or something.  Yeah, THAT'S believable.

You know what?  I'm just going to let the guys at TMZ take care of this one.  They sum it up pretty well.


Thanks boys!

Sincerely yours from a blog that got "shut down,"
Uncle Eddie

HA! JUST KIDDING! Besides, if I was going to make a post about how classy Tila is(n't), we'd be here all day.

So tonight Tila decided to make a new video. Well, before that, Tila was bragging about being on TMZ's blogroll, but you can go here and see she isn't. I think she was at one point today but they removed her. Here's a screen cap...notice anything?


Mmhmmm. Anyway, that was the buzz around twitter today. All of us "jellis haters" were laughing our asses off because Tila kept INSISTING she was there, even though we can all see she isn't.



LOL, you're a stupid bitch, Tila.

ANYWAY, she started going on and on about how she was going to make a video. Whatever. It was supposed to cover UPS or some shit. I don't know. What I did notice was this:



Jesus Tila, desperate much? Gotta get all of your underage, barely literate, idiot fans to tune in, right? Classy! So keep that in mind when you watch this:


So anyway, isn't it cute how she advertises she isn't wearing a bra, then she jumps up and down for her underage fans? SO CUTE, TILA. And remember when Tila wanted to crash and burn in the world of fashion, so she asked for submissions from people? I tried to find the post here but I couldn't. Maybe one of you will and post it in the comments? Pretty please?

Edit: forgot I had a screen shot of it:


ANYWAY.

BITCH, HOW YOU GONNA START A FASHION LINE IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SPORTS BRA AND A TANK TOP?

Goddammit. Just...goddammit. You're so stupid, Tila, it makes me sick.

And speaking of getting sick...dude, every time she smacks her lips up to to the camera...I seriously want to vomit. It's like a foul smell comes through my computer. It makes me so sick, but everybody on twitter begged me to take one for the team and grab the video. SO I DID, YOU ALL OWE ME.

Okay. There we go. Tila is an idiot.
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I'd love to walk up and laugh right in her face!  We all knew Miss Hogul's Celebrity Rehab stunt was to TRY and get some publicity via TMZ and I'm sure it's given her a little.  Like she said herself, any press is good press ... no matter what it says about her.

Funny enough, we called all of this.  IF indeed she WAS offered a spot on CR we knew from the day the info was released via TMZ that the show could possibly be canceled.  Of course Tila said everyone was "juss jelis" and that it was just a RUMOR and that she had already been filming for it and would be leaving soon (would be tomorrow) to go do some bad acting into her recovery documented via CR. 


But alas, Mister Producer Man called gutterslut a few days back and broke the news to her.


Isn't it funny that we know what she's going to do BEFORE she does it?  I mean how worn out is this bitch that she just has to keep saying the saaaaame shit oooover and oooooover.  It seems that when she's humiliated and doesn't know what else to do she always goes into a "I'm leaving!!!" tantrum.  You know what I mean? Everyone has been in a relationship where you're faggy other half ALWAYS throws this sort of shit around in need of attention.  So would it surprise you to see THIS this morning on Skelewhore's Twitter!?!?

"... but "Celebrity Rehab" has been put on ice because they just can't find a big star with a big problem."  "Most important ... we're told there isn't a big headliner."

Oooooh gooodness!!!   Tila, once again, is the ONLY person that thinks she's ANYONE in Hollywood.  They blatantly say that she's a nobody!  They go on to talk about Lindsay Lohan.  It all makes sense why Tila was trying so desperately to get her attention.  She NEEDED LiLo to take on CR so that SHE could KEEP her TV deal.  Poooor Thien Thing Twat Thong just keeps trying to swim above water but everything she touches turns into quicksand and it is drowning her.  The only person she's fooling with all of these outlandish tales is herself and perhaps a few underage children who have shitty parents and need something, someone to believe in.  She COULD have been a role model and really been an inspiration to these kids that need guidance, instead she'd rather show them how awesome it is to get naked, do drugs, and constantly lie for attention.

...sound familiar!??! Admitting you have a problem, right? But ONLY if it lands you a TV deal!! That's right folks.




Uncle Eddie brought you the EXCLUSIVE (I'm sooo fucking sick of that word btw) on Tila's NEW FANCY reality show just a couple days back following her promises of not being a user! You see, it seems that miss Airhead wants help NOW that they want to PAY her to be on TV again. Awww! As you guys are aware TMZ busted the EXCLUSIVE story on Alien Airheads step back onto reality TV! They also go on to talk about the article in her blog that NO ONE can seem to find anymore. Tila WHY do you delete shit after you put it up? I mean, you KNOW the world has already got it ... I know, I know ... it's so you can say everyone are just big jellis hatrz and all we can do is lie to make ourselves look better. (Psst, that's actually YOU darling)! I think one of your fighting personalities is trying to tell you something ;)

The other morning on FOX Miss Cunt herself stated that the haters were always be the first to buy her song to tell her how much it sucks. We all know that the whore throws her vag around ever so freebie frivolously so what's to keep her from doing that with her creating a mix-tape with some lame freebie computer program, er .. excuse me ... "music". We don't HAVE to go spendin' cash on your shitty voice over screeching when we can watch you lip sync'ing it up in soft core porno style. She always does some sort of "exclusive" launch on the same bullshit over and over again. It's nice to see she at least does the same performance that she did at her "real exclusive premier".


And the lyrics ... Girl, several other porn star wanna be rappers skanked it up years ago and they're not doin' much these days either are they? Just food for thought. You're talking about being a mogul, an ambassador, a mentor, a mother, a wife, a soldier of god, the virgin Mary yet you talk about popping your pussy and filling your middle up like an oreo?












LOL that shit is ROUGH. I'm sure Tila will just blame the haters for it, blah blah blah. The thing is, Tila, is that anybody with ears who isn't completely suckered by you can tell that the song is awful. Shouldn't your army be there backing you up in bigger numbers? Or won't their parents let them? Even TMZ called the song awful, and they're supposedly your friends, right Tila? Face it princess, that song is suck city.