Friday, September 3

postheadericon Uncle Eddie Ruins Your Breakfast


Good morning.

You're welcome.

42 comments:

Amy said...

Hey ladies -

First off, I love you.

Secondly, I have access to the same kind of secret (aka PUBLIC, but not FREE) info that our favorite little gremlin's P.I. does.

I vaguely remember seeing the site's email address, but cannot honestly bring myself to go through every post again, reliving every Tila moment. I just can't. It's Friday, there's a long weekend, it's just too much.

So if you'd be so kind as to post it here, I'll send you a little tidbit that I don't think any of us knew about. It's not breaking news, and it's from a few years ago, but it's still an interesting read.

Thanks ladies!

Mary said...

Well, that was.... that's just... it sure is....

What was the suicide prevention hotline's number again?

danger.mouse1 said...

That's our girl. Always keepin' it "classy".

Oconnordaria said...

Honest to God, why hasn't her Twitter account been shut down already? Remember her "ass sex" posts from a few months back?

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Speaking Slutinese:

Classy: Adj.

1.) An elegant and stylish display that you are masturbating using social networks.

Ben said...

That tweet was around 3:30am Pacific time. Her fans always say "we love Tila because she takes time to talk to her fans". She talks to her fans because she has nothing else to do, no job prospects or anything, hence why she's up at 3:30am on a Thursday tweeting that she's masturbating. All she does is drugs and stays up all hours of the night.

Nice to see the day after going out in the bandaid she posts a picture without it and surprise, the wound is completely healed. Such a drama fucking queen.

FizzWifEy4LifEy5 said...

welp, looks like she is alive.

Tiffany said...

Eww. Good thing I'm not eating anything.

oLulubella said...

ooh god...come ON!!! geez!!! also, i can never eat blueberry waffles again!

NASTY!!

BigPoppaPhat said...

Well she did say in an interview thats what she does in her spare time, vigorously, and for hours. But yea, thats TMI. Im sure her army is praising her over that post too.

khandersuk said...

That is truly vile. Not the act, but the complete lack of decency to post something like that. I'm really disgusted!!

Tiffany said...

Ughh There goes my Cheerios.

Jes said...

You are evil. I'm on my lunch break mind you. You are devious... probably why I love ya!

Joann said...

IMO, she acts like a skank and leaving a message like that on her twitter is right on the money for someone with no talent, low self esteem and desperately seeking attention to stay relevant.

Tila is beyond pathetic.

Bedazzle THIS said...

So I have a little vomit, right here in my mouth. Im going to just bag it up. Freeze it. Wait a few days. Warm it up, put it on toast, serve it to my cat, he will shit it out. Then I will freeze THAT. Warm it up in a week. I shall then put shards of glass in it. Eat it... and that my friends, is how Tila touching herself makes me feel.

FUYU said...

THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY WHOLE WEEKEND EDDIE! XD

Eduardo Retardo said...

Amy,
The email is FukuTila@hotmail.com.

Everybody else,
NEENER.

BKiddo said...

It's pretty bad when she even has to brag about getting her own rocks off.

Jubilee said...

Anyone else notice how she brings out the 'masturbating, Im so crazy and sexual!' tweets when she's attention starved and feels her tila army might be slipping a bit? She got her retarded army feeling sorry for her over the juggalo incident, but then she milked it far too long with the STUPIDLY LARGE plasters, so even the most idiotic members of her army (ie cult in the making) were probably losing sympathy. With the possible exception of Beyond Betty Jean who really has the most selective memory when it comes to Tila. Anyway, then she makes herself look like more of a dumbass to, again, even the most stupid of people by lying about going to the Emmys, making a big to-do about the paparrazzi following her even though she's 'in' with them all, and then posting that fucking insulting (I'm English so yeah impersonating our 'accent' and making it the bastard child of an australian and english retard)voice recording that she shows she's clearly on something. Oh fuck and how could I forget the 'warrior' post? That and now her insane tweets makes me think she's leading up to another load of fake psychotic bullshit on twitter for sympathy; her war wounds being her 'battles with mental illness'. I BET YOU ANYTHING. Wasn't she bi-polar last week? Bitch. Anyway my point was (sorry for the rant, bad day so I am letting rip on the bitch) that she ALWAYS puts up shit about masturbating when there's not been much 'drama' in her life for a while. God she makes me sick, I'm going now before I literally implode. Good work ladies, you're all awesome. x

HottyRotty said...

Eddie,

I fuckin' love you!

xxoo
Rotty <3

SammiDe said...

*GAGS* So I see the TROLL hasn't changed!! What repulses me is that she has KIDS following her & she knows it!! TILA you're such a fucking PEDO!! Get HELP ALREADY you freak, don't you see your career is OVER! YOU HAVE TO LIE TO EVEN GET A HEADLINE jeez, and YOU HATE blogs like this and want them shut down! Uh, WHY? Then no one would EVER FUCKING HEAR ABOUT YOU! You should be PAYING THESE FUCKING LADIES, they are the ONLY REASON PEOPLE KNOW and continue to know who the fuck you are, but THE TRUTH thankfully not all your BULLSHIT story tales you'd like us to believe! (Which btw Ive thanked them a million times but again- THANK YOU for all your hard work) This WILL always be one of my most favorite blogs, lol! & anywhere else if I happen to read about Tila I post this in the comments, lol! So yeah- YAY RotSpot FAIL Tila! I think it's time she paid up now! LOL!

Cathy said...

@bedazzle....instead of eating the throw up/poo/ shards of glass, why not give it to a juggalo to throw at Tila.... Kill two birds, you get to puke from massive disgust and she gets glass filled vomit poo thrown at her double satisfaction!

Kungfukitten said...

Some day Tila's adorable nephew will be on the computer and will want to google his beloved Aunt Tewa and be affronted with tweets about masturbation & anal sex. Nice way to mogul. Also, don't feed your cat vomit. Fancy Feast makes stinky cat poop all by itself. Trust me.

Mc said...

I checked out Tila's wiki page today for kicks, even going to the discussion page to see why her article was so sparse and poorly written.

Seems like there's a lot of room for improvement on it. It has a lot of falsities and other things that are simply not explained well if at all.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Sorry guys, didn't make it to Vegas this weekend. Had plans to do it but stuff came up. Oh well. Sorry to let you all down.

I can't wait to here the drama after this weekend.

Kay said...

I was absolutely wankered on Cheeky Vimto's when I saw that tweet. It had me running for the toilet.

Anna said...

Sadly, I am impressed she can even spell the word 'masturbate' correctly.

Joann said...

Some videos of the skank at The Hustler club.

I don't have the patience to sit through videos when all you see is black and a mini-second of the person.

The first is a video of her arriving at the club and she's doing her skank poses. Had no problem with the first one, it's the other two that are bad.

I know she's posing but I think something else was going on. Maybe someone can make out what's happening.

http://wn.com/Tila_Tequila_arrives_at_Larry_Flynt%27s_Hustler_Club_in_Las_Vegas_2010

FUYU said...

Any one notice the pics that @HewBurney RT'd has pics of Tila with a glass of champagne and even pics of her getting seconds (poured another glass by some woman)? So much for that allergy of hers -- and none of her fans are noticing it as usual.

Anna said...

Saw the video. Is it just me or does she NOT have the band aids on her face?

angela said...

@Anna. Tila, wrote on her twitter that she took off her bandages and she would proudly show off her scars like a warrior.

Joann said...

@Anna....On the video of her arriving at the Hustler Club she does not have band aids on her face.

@FUYU....everybody know Tila drinks. She probably can't drink a lot of alcohol but she drinks.

Michelle said...

In case you didn't know, REAL moguls wear 70 dollar dresses.

http://www.flirtcatalog.com/p-92739-confetti-sequin-belted-tube-dress.aspx?breakcolor=FUCHSIA

Couldn't even change out that cheap pleather belt, Bradshaw??

LoriT said...

Classy Tila once again. Groping more boobs like she always does. "Miss Tila" indeed. So many people commented on her trashy weave that you can see it's out now and her hair is much shorter. Also she's very strategic with placing her hair over the one eye. The other one, I can't see that there was ever anything there above it,yet she wore those filthy bandages for weeks. What a role model for her army. And not that Kid Rock is known for being classy but he let her sit on his lap and he even gave her a hug. EWW! Hope he burned his clothes or threw them out at the end of the night.

Isis said...

Uncle Eddie there goes my french toast right back the way it came in :(

Tiffany said...

Angela - Ugh, someone please tell this skank that showing off your scars does not make you a warrior. If not for concealer and foundation, I would have hid at home for the rest of my life. Facial scarring is not something to be proud of.

Cam said...

Tiffany- scarring is not something to be ashamed of either. Judging from personal experience I would bet that you find your physical flaws far uglier than anyone else ever could. Tila, for example, walks the streets radiating a very apparent ugliness. She manages to make pretty look hideous.

Ben said...

@tiffany

Sadly she has no facial scars. She'll probably put some makeup to make it look like scars, or if she does have any it's from forcing a Dr to give her unneeded stitches.

But she's basically mocking something that real people have.

Joann said...

Hahaha...thanks for the link Michelle.

No band aid of any kind on her face because those scratches healed up a long time ago.

Tila was going for sympathy and publicity when she was out a couple of days ago with that big ass band aid slapped across her face but no one fell for it. lol

Mr. Bradshaw dresses her in the worst hooker shit of all times and why, why, why would he put opera length gloves or gloves of any kind on her when (1)it's hot as hell in Vegas,(2) you don't wear gloves with skank dresses and why do her shoes always look like they're too big for her.

I swear Mr. Bradshaw dresses her like this on purpose. I don't care what anyone says. He knows people will be laughing at her, not with her.

Miz said...

I thought she'd be wearing those gloves because

a. polyester gloves are classy baby POW!

b. she's hiding the marks (I'd hate to call them scars, I think even those will clear up) that the world and everyone one in it made during Arm-meet-gate.

c. she's moved on to needles.

d. all of the above. Please, let it be all of the above. But especially c.

Miz

raunchyb said...

It looks like Rob's big U.S. tour is over. He recently tweeted to someone that he's in Wellington now - http://twitter.com/whatsrobdoing/status/23218124401

That was a whirlwind of success.

Jacqueline said...

AWW!!! Indeed no one wanna her std's anymore besides her fake toys and nasty fingers...lol...

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