Showing posts with label hard plastic tits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hard plastic tits. Show all posts
Monday, November 1
So what was Tila for Halloween?
3:05 PM | 
Posted by
Anonymous
So, what was Tila for Halloween you ask?? Since she love love loovvesss kids, maybe an OBGYN?? Uh, no. Maybe a super hot rock star since her music is just, uber awesome??? Wrong again.. OOH OOH!! Her alter ego Jane??? OH! So close, but no.. She claimed to be a Burlesque/Cat/Woman/Vampire..thing. Honestly, All I get from her 'costume' is whore/fake/bad
sequins/washed up/non-matching mask.
Yeah, she really looks Halloween ready..at your local strip club. Tila was partying it up at a Bel Air Mansion for a Magazine party, yet I have a feeling she's only there for more cameras that don't really care about her. While on the red carpet (whoo...a red carpet, you're soooooo special..) she said she gave a biiiiggg shout out to her Tila Army because people always ask about them. Does she have proof? No, why? Probably because she never really said anything, but hey, it's Tila, and I doubt her fans will ever EVER question her. Anyways, she discusses her trip to a local 7-11 gas station and provides video footage.She talks about being small and what not, blah blah blah, but made ME laugh was the fact she loves to act stupid in public.. Honestly, just say hot dog.. You know what they are even if you like to probably stick them other places...
I wonder what other stunts are in store..Maybe more on this 'new house' she's supposed to be moving into later this week... *walks away laughing*
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Friday, August 20
Aww, sad face.
8:58 PM |
Posted by
Anonymous
Photo courtesy of TheSuperficial.com
Aww, my heart just breaks! Look how sad and forlorn she looks! Her friends/staff bloggers are right. She's a tiny, delicate little flower, and how could anybody do this to her?
Oh, that's right, because she's a lying, no talent scumfuck who doesn't give a fuck about anybody but herself.
MY BAD, GUYS.
Christ, that band-aid on the left (Tila's right) is WAY too big for the tiny-ass injury she has. I love how she's either too stupid, or she thinks WE'RE too stupid and we'll fall for it. Does she not realize we've all seen the close up pictures of the wound? She sold them to TMZ herself!
But I want to point out 2 things:
1: How are her nipples that visible through two layers of clothing? I think that one layer is a bra. Christ, her fake tits must be SO HARD. Reminds me of Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls. Like when she hugs Lindsay Lohan and her fake tits are so hard that it hurts Linsday? Or when the little dog chews rampantly on her nipple poking through her pink track suit and she has no idea?
2: How much do you want to bet that she's wearing that scarf because the eggs and piss balloons jacked up her cheap ass weave? IT STILL LOOKS BETTER THAN THAT WRETCHED BLOND YOU HAD, TILA. So kudos to you! Next time, spring for the human hair, k?
Click here to see what The Superficial has to say! It's pretty funny, and I definitely agree about the adult sized band-aid.
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