- Oh hey, what's Rob doing?
- Watch for Flying Poop, Vegas!
- People Continue to NOT Take Tila Seriously.
- OH FOR FUCKS'S SAKE TILA, Give It A Rest!
- The Garry Sun Mystery
- Legal Beagle Eagle Fadeagle
- Tila's Myspace Friends
- Ooopsie! Heh. The Biff Kerfluffle is heating up!
- Jeepers peepers, where'd you get that Creeper? Par...
- Tila's Fail Blog Takes a Turn
- The Soup Dishes Tila
- Aww, sad face.
- Rotspot on the Radio!
- Tee Hee
- A pretty high quality video
- Who is Tila's new staff writer?
- Wet Dreams Really Do Come True
- Why Tila isn't a badass...
- I'm so excited to show you this!
- It's a red letter day for Tila!!!!
- And Tila's Musical Career Goes POP
- Official ICP Statement
- What's the World Coming To?
- OMG!! Poor, poor Tila!
- Aww, Poor Tila!
- Tila + IKP(bahaha)+Juggalos=NOT a happy family no ...
- Jimmy Kimmel & Tila's New Attorney (of which she s...
- Yes, There Were Firecrackers
- The Tom Green Perspective
- Tila Was Bleeding
- Our First Words from ICP and Method Man
- Dear Alan Gutman
- The Ensuing LOLZ
- Tila Becomes A Vampire by Doctor Request
- Guest Post: Sailor Vesta
- Just Want to Post This...
- Pictures and video just keep rolling out ...
- PR stunt for sure!
- 9Head is a fucking idiot!
- Watch Out for Them Bottles, Tila!
- Video of Tila at GOTJ - More vids
- Oh Goodness Kids - Tila Did the Work For Us - 2 UP...
- Bang! Pow! Boom!
- The Gathering: What We Know So Far, Plus What We'r...
- Bipolar Tila Only Exists In Fantasy Land
- It's almost time, Juggalos!
- What is she good for !?!?!
- Cracked out gutter-whore says what?
- Throwback Tacky Tila: Edition 2
- Did He Donate or Not?
- Dear Tila Army: Part 2
- Dear Tila Army. Part 1
- Pulled Over: A Love Story
- The Sex Tape Saga
- Tila is still stupid...
- OMG Media Frenzy!!!
- Garry's Guide to Friendship and Sex for Lambos
- Believe Me, Believe Me!
- Makin' the Hoes Rain on Jelis Haters
- ▼ August 2010 (60)
Friday, August 20
8:58 PM | Posted by Eduardo Retardo
Photo courtesy of TheSuperficial.com
Aww, my heart just breaks! Look how sad and forlorn she looks! Her friends/staff bloggers are right. She's a tiny, delicate little flower, and how could anybody do this to her?
Oh, that's right, because she's a lying, no talent scumfuck who doesn't give a fuck about anybody but herself.
MY BAD, GUYS.
Christ, that band-aid on the left (Tila's right) is WAY too big for the tiny-ass injury she has. I love how she's either too stupid, or she thinks WE'RE too stupid and we'll fall for it. Does she not realize we've all seen the close up pictures of the wound? She sold them to TMZ herself!
But I want to point out 2 things:
1: How are her nipples that visible through two layers of clothing? I think that one layer is a bra. Christ, her fake tits must be SO HARD. Reminds me of Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls. Like when she hugs Lindsay Lohan and her fake tits are so hard that it hurts Linsday? Or when the little dog chews rampantly on her nipple poking through her pink track suit and she has no idea?
2: How much do you want to bet that she's wearing that scarf because the eggs and piss balloons jacked up her cheap ass weave? IT STILL LOOKS BETTER THAN THAT WRETCHED BLOND YOU HAD, TILA. So kudos to you! Next time, spring for the human hair, k?
Click here to see what The Superficial has to say! It's pretty funny, and I definitely agree about the adult sized band-aid.