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Friday, August 20

postheadericon Aww, sad face.


Photo courtesy of TheSuperficial.com

Aww, my heart just breaks!  Look how sad and forlorn she looks!  Her friends/staff bloggers are right.  She's a tiny, delicate little flower, and how could anybody do this to her?

Oh, that's right, because she's a lying, no talent scumfuck who doesn't give a fuck about anybody but herself.

MY BAD, GUYS.

Christ, that band-aid on the left (Tila's right) is WAY too big for the tiny-ass injury she has.  I love how she's either too stupid, or she thinks WE'RE too stupid and we'll fall for it.  Does she not realize we've all seen the close up pictures of the wound?  She sold them to TMZ herself!

But I want to point out 2 things:

1: How are her nipples that visible through two layers of clothing?  I think that one layer is a bra.  Christ, her fake tits must be SO HARD.  Reminds me of Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls.  Like when she hugs Lindsay Lohan and her fake tits are so hard that it hurts Linsday?  Or when the little dog chews rampantly on her nipple poking through her pink track suit and she has no idea? 

2: How much do you want to bet that she's wearing that scarf because the eggs and piss balloons jacked up her cheap ass weave?  IT STILL LOOKS BETTER THAN THAT WRETCHED BLOND YOU HAD, TILA.  So kudos to you!  Next time, spring for the human hair, k?

Click here to see what The Superficial has to say!  It's pretty funny, and I definitely agree about the adult sized band-aid.



22 comments:

Just One of Many said...

Okay so I wasnt going to say anything about this because it means i might have been a ho like Tila, but in a past life, I was a webcam ho shaking my chichis to dollas. There were some girls who had these fake nipple things that in your bra to make it look like you had a constant Titty Hard On. They're gross because they make the nipples look all long as shit and hard. Looking at her past videos I think she has those in her bra. No one's tittays are that erect all the time.

Latifah said...

Hope it's the cvs brand that hurts really bad when you take it off and it irritates your skin, and of course leaves a bandaid mark.

Hannah said...

My favorite is how her definition of "no makeup" and her natural look involves wearing lots of eyeliner, eye shadow, and lip gloss.

The poor little thing!

Jon and Liz Edmunds said...

I like how she is wearing the SAME exact necklace she was wearing for her performance. I thought she was a celebrity and wouldnt wear anything twice. I mean isnt that what she wrote about in a past blog?
lol.

goldenhum said...

omg i just LOVE the soup. they totally just ragged on her. please don't miss this weekend if you can. joel mchale said watching all that stuff hit her is how he feels reading her tweets.

amen.

GroovySnoopy said...

Been reading the "Spot" for awhile now and wanted to finally leave a comment. Was watching "The Soup" tonight and Joel McHale totally dogged Tila not once, but twice! Absolutely hilarious! If I can find the clips I'll send them to you. Keep up the great work!

shaniqua said...

Who needs to stay out of the sun for a year when you have overexaggerated band-aids to use for paparazzi opportunities? Milking it. Sucking it as if Japanese business man is paying her to.

Bridget said...

the only thing i'm wondering is if she had to have her cuts debrided because of the risk of infection if feces was thrown at her? otherwise, yeah massive attention whoring

Glibby Longstocking said...

oh. my. fuck. The size and shape of her head is atrocious and just fucking good gawd...I don't have the words.


And I have to agree with numero tres; indeed her weave is jacked up now..but that's what you get when you go for the cheap shit ass synthetic hair.


You look like shit, Tila.

Mark said...

LOL, She can't even look sincere in a still photo; thank gawd she's never tried her hand at acting!

Juggalette_Nicole said...

I don't know if anyone else has noticed but tila favorited the video of the guy who claimed he was throwing stuff at her at gotj on her youtube page

FUYU said...

Did you see the other pics from this on x17?! What's up with her clothes?? Did Bradshaw decide to style her to look so innocent all of a sudden, when she wore nothing but prostitute/slut-ish clothing everyday she was out before this incident happened??

Fatty McFatterson said...

I think I wee'd a little laughing so hard, thanks Uncle Eddie!!

Anyone notice in her pap interview yesterday, she deflected all questions re: the lolsuit, saying that was something she couldn't talk about? HA!!! Since when? All she's doing is running her mouth off. I bet her lolyer told her to shut her fucking pie-hole cause he couldn't dig her out of her shit fast enough.

Fatty McFatterson said...

Oh and thanks for posting that fucking picture Uncle Eddie. Everytime I see it, that Sarah McLaughlin song plays in my head...you know the one they feature in the abused animal commercial?

SheepPiss said...

Two things:
1. My friend slept with Tila a few years back. I doubt she's had a redo since then, but the only thing he had to say about the encounter was that her boobs, were indeed, hard as rocks.
2. BRADSHAW'S SANDALS AHHHHHHHHAHAHA

josephgein said...

Oh jesus, that sad/hurt/little defenseless victim face that Tila pulls here just makes me wanna talk my incredibly non-violent wife into beating the holylivingshit out of the ugly skank. And then, when she is finished with her, I will have two more links of what I hope to someday be able to call my nipple belt. Don't fucking judge me! Anyway, love to you all.

Sandy said...

I really hate the fact that I like her 70's inspired outfit. I really do.

themisshathaway said...

Am I the only one who thinks her lips look plumper?

hanah said...

Not sure if this has been pointed out before: I remember when Bradshaw's address was all over the internet and you could see his house with google streetview. Now, I saw those pics of her taken obviously with a camera phone with the Lamborghini and I'm pretty sure the reddish house in the background is his house. Seems like she doesn't even have a garage in her "mansion"

Plus: This might sound really stupid to you guys but it's what distrubs me actually the most about her. She pointed out numerous times in her flog how she went "au naturel", as the "new tila" but on the pics on the superficial you can clearly see she's wearing full on make up, as in stage make up?! I can actually understand that she feels the need to lie about her status and her life in general (because beeing mentally ill and all it sucks really bad) but why lie about things like that? It doesn't make sense to me, it's like she HAS to lie about EVERYTHING

hanah said...

Oh and I forgot: could you girl please go innnnnnnn on her bankruptcy from last year? It was all over the web but never confirmed so it would be very appreciated if you could do a blog post on that to sum the facts up? Thanks!

Cathy said...

Did anyone notice the cigarettes in her hand. She is clearly smoking... I thought she quit!

What a pathetic loser

Alison said...

Am I alone here ...
... does anyone else see the Johnson & Johnson irony?

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