Hi!!!! Rotspotters!!!! Awesome A here! I just want to first say I'm soooooo excited to be using my non-mommy free time to help support this blog!! I've been a long time reader and fan of the writers here :) You guys rock and I am sooo happy to help out! Now..back to business....


She talks about being small and what not, blah blah blah, but made ME laugh was the fact she loves to act stupid in public.. Honestly, just say hot dog.. You know what they are even if you like to probably stick them other places...

I wonder what other stunts are in store..Maybe more on this 'new house' she's supposed to be moving into later this week... *walks away laughing*

LOOK!!! A NEW POST!!!!!

I'd like to take a quick second just to wave and blow a kiss to Tila The Cumstain and her Lolyers....look cunts, still here. *smiles and curtsies*

Now, while I've been busy having NO LIFE for 75 hours a week, it seems that the half black, half white, half vietnamese, half french, straight lesbian with bad implants from the mean streets of a gated community in Texas has a whole bunch of NEW news to tell the world!!! Or does she?

First things first....The Princess of Syphilis had a birthday. I know, I know, who fucking gives a shit. She's another year older, and it sure does show. HOWEVER, while she was out selling her vagina to transients for coke celebrating her birthday, someone was dead set on letting the whole world in on what seem to be quite a few skeletons in her STD riddled closet. I'll let you guys use your own intelligent brains to figure this one out...to me, well I'm thinking for once it's not just Tila's snatch that smells fishy.



*Points and laughs* BAHAHAHA!!!! Tila a kidnapper? Could she really be that stupid? Never mind, that's rhetorical....BUT....BAHAHAHA...we here at the Rotspot have our own opinions on the validity of this sad, albeit hilarious ploy for attention.

Seriously though, can you guys picture her all thugged out in a black ski mask with her ridiculous blue contacts and midget frame wielding an air soft gun? "I wasn't kidnapping anyone officer, I was only offering them candy out of my windowless van with no license plates." *bats eyelashes*

Whether it is, or it isn't is completely NOT the point here people....
Tila, pay attention...I know you're reading this and frothing at the corners of your overly made up lips...do you SEE how completely irrelevant you are? No? Here...let me show you...

HAHA!!! He called you Tina...but surely your next victims fan site would know your name right? I mean after all, YOU are Tila-Mutha-Fuggin-Ugly-Tequila!!! Not to mention the fact that they crushed your entire tiny make believe world by letting you in on the real secret...James Franco doesn't even know YOU exist you disturbed little troll.

Ah, for shits and giggles, let's just take a look at SOME of Tilas fails that The Rotspot has helped to call the gremlin out on....

• suicide
• miscarriage
• apartmentcondomansion
• suicide
• domestic violence
• pregnancy
• multiple pregnancies in a 9 month period
• suicide
• personality disorder
• drug addiction
• manager
• charity
• adoption
• "recording artist" (I use the term artist here very VERY loosely)
• garage sale/swap meet
• suicide
• porn star
• life

The list could literally fill pages, but my attention span isn't that great...and really we all know she's a fucktard. The bottom line is this Tila, at the end of the day all you have to offer anyone is a used up vagina and two rock hard crooked implants.....the difference between you and a hooker in Vega....oh wait.... *snickers*

This is Gnome, over and out.

Well motherfucker my favorite holiday of the year must be here ... and in June!??! Usually Halloween is in October but when you're a gutter slut whore boss bitch hogul you can change up any fuckin' holiday you want (in your head).

Tila blabs on about being possessed, shows off her "cuts", talks about snorting and shooting up, and her ... haunted house? All, once again, to get any sort of attention that she can get. Notice she has NO FRIENDS or anything with her. Just a few paparazzi (that she called I'm sure) following her and asking her questions about her spot on Celebrity Rehab. She makes references to giving them private shows at her house, producing milk/whip cream out of her disfigured nipples and makes sure to unbutton her blouse so everyone can see more of the plastic that is suffocating her sense of reality.




Oh yea, I noticed her smoking in the video too. She's on again off again. I guess this weekend she sucked enough cock to scrape up a pack or two of good ol' Marlboro. I mean spending 5 MILLION dollars in the last 10-13 years in smokes sure is a lot of smoke. I mean just think of that tasty asstray love lockin' you like she was doing in that skanky video earlier this morning! Like she was saying "Yuuuuum"!!!!

...she never lies.

Who the fuck else is sick of her talking about "Piggy Perez"?  Usually the ONLY thing she has to talk about is how she's going take over suckin all hollywood cock his "Queen of all Media" title.

"Nonetheless, Santa Monica Criminal Defense Attorney Steve Cron said that it is unlikely that Hilton would even be charged over the incident, let alone be served the maximum penalty."

"For the issue to be taken any further, prosecutors would need to launch an inquest through the local District Attorney or US Attorney’s office, or Cyrus would have to report it to a police agency. "

Her publicity stunt worked!  She actually got a "real" article written up about her.  It only took her faking a suicide attempt to get it!  Good job psycho!

Strap on your lingerie and jump on the bandwagon! Yummy! *smacks lips*

Get off my nuts fuckers!  A lot of shit went down over the weekend.  Our twitter homies helped us break outta this joint (yay) but shortly thereafter Uncle Eddie and I were chased down by a huge Yetti that we had to destroy.  I'll link you up to that story in a day or so.  Ahhh, it was a BUSY weekend.


By "TONS of responses" she means none, including her "personal email" which is why she has to try and use the same shit for attention - again.  Notice right off the bat she tries to entice people to come back on "Monday" to check for the newest post on the spooky Illuninati!  Hopefully they'll tie her up, practice "vudu" on her, and sacrifice her to the dark lord of Hollywood - all on her flog too!  Talk about the hits!!!  She doesn't care, she'll be a martyr for any sort of attention she can get the good of mankind! 

Today the bobbleheaded mutt is so "subtly" trying to bait you mean ol' haters into calling the police on her again.

...and she has a VERY important message for her army of retards Tila Army:

Don't believe me?  Well, here is what SHE had to say:

I'd love to walk up and laugh right in her face!  We all knew Miss Hogul's Celebrity Rehab stunt was to TRY and get some publicity via TMZ and I'm sure it's given her a little.  Like she said herself, any press is good press ... no matter what it says about her.

Funny enough, we called all of this.  IF indeed she WAS offered a spot on CR we knew from the day the info was released via TMZ that the show could possibly be canceled.  Of course Tila said everyone was "juss jelis" and that it was just a RUMOR and that she had already been filming for it and would be leaving soon (would be tomorrow) to go do some bad acting into her recovery documented via CR. 


But alas, Mister Producer Man called gutterslut a few days back and broke the news to her.


Isn't it funny that we know what she's going to do BEFORE she does it?  I mean how worn out is this bitch that she just has to keep saying the saaaaame shit oooover and oooooover.  It seems that when she's humiliated and doesn't know what else to do she always goes into a "I'm leaving!!!" tantrum.  You know what I mean? Everyone has been in a relationship where you're faggy other half ALWAYS throws this sort of shit around in need of attention.  So would it surprise you to see THIS this morning on Skelewhore's Twitter!?!?

"... but "Celebrity Rehab" has been put on ice because they just can't find a big star with a big problem."  "Most important ... we're told there isn't a big headliner."

Oooooh gooodness!!!   Tila, once again, is the ONLY person that thinks she's ANYONE in Hollywood.  They blatantly say that she's a nobody!  They go on to talk about Lindsay Lohan.  It all makes sense why Tila was trying so desperately to get her attention.  She NEEDED LiLo to take on CR so that SHE could KEEP her TV deal.  Poooor Thien Thing Twat Thong just keeps trying to swim above water but everything she touches turns into quicksand and it is drowning her.  The only person she's fooling with all of these outlandish tales is herself and perhaps a few underage children who have shitty parents and need something, someone to believe in.  She COULD have been a role model and really been an inspiration to these kids that need guidance, instead she'd rather show them how awesome it is to get naked, do drugs, and constantly lie for attention.

It brings Uncle Eddie so much joy to tell you all this.  So much joy.  Let me savor it for a minute.

[...]

Ahhh...ooh that's good.  You guys ready?  So I was bored, driving home (okay my boyfriend was driving, I wasn't checking my phone and driving at the same time), and I happened across TMZ...


OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

This post is dedicated to all the times Tila called us "jealous haters" and INSISTED that she didn't do drugs or drink.

So Uncle Eddie is thinking...she's probably just doing this for attention, right?  To save her career, right?  But can you name one single person who got a career boost from this show?  Go on, name one.  ONE.  Name me one person who came off this show and their career got rejuvenated. 

And just one more time...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



I can't wait to see this trainwreck go down.  Everybody tune into the first episode (if it doesn't get canceled, that is) to watch a day in the life of Tila.

I'm leaving you all with a quote from my boyfriend:  "Maybe it's her addiction to fake pregnancies?"