Monday, November 1

postheadericon So what was Tila for Halloween?


Hi!!!! Rotspotters!!!! Awesome A here! I just want to first say I'm soooooo excited to be using my non-mommy free time to help support this blog!! I've been a long time reader and fan of the writers here :) You guys rock and I am sooo happy to help out! Now..back to business....

So, what was Tila for Halloween you ask?? Since she love love loovvesss kids, maybe an OBGYN?? Uh, no. Maybe a super hot rock star since her music is just, uber awesome??? Wrong again.. OOH OOH!! Her alter ego Jane??? OH! So close, but no.. She claimed to be a Burlesque/Cat/Woman/Vampire..thing. Honestly, All I get from her 'costume' is whore/fake/bad
sequins/washed up/non-matching mask.

Yeah, she really looks Halloween ready..at your local strip club. Tila was partying it up at a Bel Air Mansion for a Magazine party, yet I have a feeling she's only there for more cameras that don't really care about her. While on the red carpet (whoo...a red carpet, you're soooooo special..) she said she gave a biiiiggg shout out to her Tila Army because people always ask about them. Does she have proof? No, why? Probably because she never really said anything, but hey, it's Tila, and I doubt her fans will ever EVER question her. Anyways, she discusses her trip to a local 7-11 gas station and provides video footage.



She talks about being small and what not, blah blah blah, but made ME laugh was the fact she loves to act stupid in public.. Honestly, just say hot dog.. You know what they are even if you like to probably stick them other places...

I wonder what other stunts are in store..Maybe more on this 'new house' she's supposed to be moving into later this week... *walks away laughing*

19 comments:

starfish said...

hey awesome a! welcome! hmm, i think tila wants to be some sort of sex kitten, perhaps to signify her sex kitten programming. who knows tho? that isnt even a costume it just looks very sloppy. black hair is too yuck. no shine or dimension. matte black hair does not look good, tila! just grow out your natural hair color!?!

Misty said...

I saw some pics of her on another site - the other people at the party look like they are dressed, I mean in clothes. I didn't see anyone as "undressed" as Tila. Does she really lack this much self awareness? That was rhetorical.

She always dresses like a slut. Adding the mask must have taken her, what, 30 seconds, at best?

BigPoppaPhat said...

What happened to lolercopters post? It showed up on my RSS reader but the link was dead and seems to have been deleted from the site? It was a good post too! Good post too Awsome A!

From what I could see Tina was the only one there looking like she was in her undies. Everyone else was fully clothed.

Cathy said...

First of all a big welcome to lolcopter and Awesome A great posts!

That must have been one huge A list party for both Tina and Michael Lohan to get invited. Rolls eyes....

Yes yes Tina we all know you dont like wearing clothes, but putting a mask over your face and wearing your Sunday best whoring outfit does not a halloween costume make.

Janelle said...

I think I remember her saying something about custom made vampire teeth; funny they didn't show up in the pics, unless I'm missing something. She lies about the stupidest crap! Her outfit looks like something in the window of a tacky lingerie/porn shop. She hyped it so much and then comes out with this. At least she attempted to cover her busted face.

Joann said...

Welcome, welcome Awesome A. Just read your post and trust me you fit right in.

As far as I'm concerned the skank looked the same as she does all year round...half naked and boobs hanging out, so Tila was Tila for Holloween. lol.

Outside of her blog and the "haters" nobody knows about that idiot army of hers. Of course, now they think they're famous...*rolling eyes*.

You can tell this is a low budget broke down biatch. What "mogul" goes to 7-11 to eat after a Halloween party at a mansion AND makes a video about it?

I guess they didn't serve food at the mansion party. lol

Great first post AA...wait that don't sound right...I'll just spell out your name from now on...lol.

Hien said...

michael tried to grab tila's herpes coochie? o_0 shes a filthy whore!

Jes said...

(Whispers to herself, "man, it looks like a clown threw up glitter on her"). Oh hi Awesome A! Looking foward to future posts!

Joann said...

OT for a sec.

Sherriff, just saw your comment about being on Wipeout.

If you make it let us know. My SO LOVES that show. I watch it now and then but I will definitely watch it if you are on.

I want to know what those poles are made of. Everybody on the show takes a horrible beating so it has to be made of some of very, very lightweight material.

Also what what will your name be if you make it on the show?

Just One of Many said...

Welcome Awesome A! Since it's almost Christmas and TINA has no fam, friends, job, etc, I suspect things in Ti-LALA land are about to heat up...lots of fun stuff to write about, I suspect!

Oh no-sies! Tila is banning again, after lifting all the bans so she could get mega comments on her flog post about her HO-loween! So sad! I am banned (I have been posting under everyone's favorite stalking victim and soon-to-be (even though they've never met) baby daddy to Tila's embryos "JamesFranco". I sure wish she had developed that one a little more...

Still no results of her secret blog comment posting "experiment", even though we all know what it was...methinks her goal as the illiterate inbred "HOMER" is to respond to everyone's posts with a one or two word answer to make it look like she has twice the comments she really does. I think that because she always counters with "well, I have more comments than Perez". That's ALL she has more of than Perez...besides STDs, fake babies, evictions, crackpipes, meth sores, etc.....

Hannah said...

Yay new writers! Hey Awesome A!

One word from watching that video: whiny. Seriously, that would get so annoying. Whining about her cheese, about them being in her video, ugh. 35 and acting like a 3 year old.

lolercopter said...

To those who post on Tila's flog (I'm guilty of that too), Tila is not Homer. Seriously. I'm about 95% sure. Homer is just like MissTilaForever on twitter, some simple foreigner. When Tila does post as different names on her site it's with unregistered accounts.

I may do a follow up to Awesome A's great post w/ the info about those vampire fangs.

Joann said...

Do you guys think since Tila was the only one at the Halloween party dressed like the town slut she was the treat for all the people there?

I know it's gross but she's gross. Those lambo payments should be due about now. Gotta make that money.

Mark said...

"Maybe more on this 'new house' she's supposed to be moving into later this week..."

Keep on her about that one Awesome A! I'm really looking forward to seeing this unfold.

Glad that you and lolercopter are on staff. It's going to be a fun read, as usual.

Mom said...

Great post Awesome A!

I agree with lolercopter, Homer is not Tila. I do think DIETILADIE is her and RAYNE2010. It's just a feeling and I could be wrong.

Rhonda said...

Michael Lohan seriously gives me the creeps. Some 50-year-old dude hanging around with girls his daughter's age dressed up as Officer Oliver Clothesoff? *shudder* But, he and Tila are definitely soulmates (or they would be, if they, in fact, had souls).

Kat said...

She told the other people in the video that they were going to be famous on "youtube". If this then is picked up by news outlets or distributed to them by herself, is this not a breach of permission from those participating?

Jes said...

Eww I wanted to puke when Micheal wiggled his tongue....bleghhh!

SammiDe said...

HA & notice how the chick wanted a pic w/Michael and TILA had to take the pic! LOLOLOLOL!

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