HEY JUGGALOS!  It's almost time for the Gathering!  I know you motherfuckers are excited, and frankly, I'm a little jealous I'm not going.  There's going to be some awesome bands performing.

But there's also going to be a skank performing.

I know you know by now that Tila Tequila is performing for Ladies Night.  And I know quite a few of you have "special surprises" planned.  Oh, you evil people!  We love it!

Anyway!  To our dear readers and any juggalos who happen upon this site, we already have one person who plans on filming this disastrous encounter - it's my homegirl Sailor Vesta, and GODDAMN does she have a doozy in mind - but we're always looking for more!  If you get any great pictures/videos of Tila and what should happen during her performance, please share them!  You can hit me up on twitter (@EduardoRetardo) or you can send your stuff directly to this website: FukUTila@hotmail.com!

We look forward to seeing your stuff!  Have a fucking GREAT time guys!  And be careful...Tila's crabs are known to jump 20 feet.