I hope you guys aren't getting sick of these videos! I know we're having some bandwidth issues, but try to stay with us. It's because there's 20 billion videos on our front page and we're only using blogspot. Also, make sure you have the latest version of Flash, which is Flash 10.

ANYWAY. My girl Tiffanie sent me this video, and I'd say it's the best quality video we have so far.


Some things to look for:

• Tila not only kicks a bottle back at the crowd, she picks one up and throws it at someone. Smart move, dipshit.
• Tila ducks a full bottle of Faygo (I'm pretty sure), it's pretty funny.
• Tila gets hit with the same stuff as the last video, says "My hair still looks pretty."
• Tila gets hit FULL ON with an egg near the end of the video, and it's GLORIOUS. 3:23 mark.

Damn, you guys, I'm LOVING this shit. If anybody makes me an animated .gif of Tila being smacked in the face with these eggs (or piss balloons, whatever they are), I'll be eternally grateful. We have the best readers in the world, so I'm sure one of you can do it!

Our very own beloved Gnome made us a .gif!

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.  We got it.  We got a video of Tila being hit in the face.



It's at about 38 seconds, for those of you who can't stomach hearing her "sing" and just want to see it slam her in the head.  I can't tell what it is.  I can't tell if it's an egg, or a cup of something, but it makes a big splash and DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN I hope it's fucking urine.  Congratulations on whoever threw it, because not only did you ruin Tila's cheap ass polyester hair, but you gained my infinite respect through lolz. 

Enjoy, Rotspotters!  Also, enjoy this badass picture of Tom Green narrowly escaping a bottle of Faygo!

Thanks to our reader spnmedia for sharing the link!  It's epic!  I'm going to have great dreams tonight.

Update! 
Here's a second video.  It's pretty far away, but I want you guys to notice a few things.  One, when she gets hit, she says something like "My hair STILL looks pretty."  Ha.  Yes, Tila.  Keep fucking taunting them.  Secondly, you can really hear the reaction she's getting from the crowd.  


GODDAMMIT TILA, THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU THERE.  IT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU SPELLING "INSANE CLOWN POSSE" INCORRECTLY, AS YOU TWEETED EARLIER.  

I DOUBT MOST OF THEM KNEW ABOUT THAT, AND BY THAT TIME THEY WERE ALREADY PLANNING THIS.  THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU THERE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK.  YOU'RE A STUPID WHORE AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.  By the way, ever notice how Tila reacts like a child when things don't go her way?  "Oh yeah?  Well your event was shitty anyway and nobody would ever go to it!"  Don't make me list all of the acts that have performed there over the years, Tila.  You fucking know I will.

And another thing.  Over the past few days I've seen A LOT of stuff from the juggalos.  I've talked to them on Twitter.  I've visited their websites.  And so when I see this:

I know Tila is openly mocking them.  That's right, guys, she's STILL taunting them.  3 things.  #1: I've noticed the juggalos always refer to themselves as "fam."  Granted, they're not the only group that does this.  However, #2: I've seen them OVER AND OVER AND OVER use the phrase "whoop whoop" lately.  I don't know what it means - hopefully I can get a juggalo to tell me.  But putting that together with #3: she's obviously talking about her lolsuit when she references "#justice," and putting them all together...yeah, that's directed entirely at the juggalos.  Jesus, Tila, you're still trying to piss them off?  Do you really think that's a smart move?  Some of them want you dead, Tila, and by their own hands.  LITERALLY.  Like, when I say I want to curb stomp you with stilettos, I don't literally mean I'm going to wait outside for you and do it.  And I probably wouldn't do it if we ever ran into each other.  Probably.  But some of these people, Tila, they FOR SERIOUS want to kill you.  So keep antagonizing them, princess dumbass, and see where it gets you.

And on that note?  Go choke on a fucking cock and die, gutterslut.

HEY JUGGALOS!  It's almost time for the Gathering!  I know you motherfuckers are excited, and frankly, I'm a little jealous I'm not going.  There's going to be some awesome bands performing.

But there's also going to be a skank performing.

I know you know by now that Tila Tequila is performing for Ladies Night.  And I know quite a few of you have "special surprises" planned.  Oh, you evil people!  We love it!

Anyway!  To our dear readers and any juggalos who happen upon this site, we already have one person who plans on filming this disastrous encounter - it's my homegirl Sailor Vesta, and GODDAMN does she have a doozy in mind - but we're always looking for more!  If you get any great pictures/videos of Tila and what should happen during her performance, please share them!  You can hit me up on twitter (@EduardoRetardo) or you can send your stuff directly to this website: FukUTila@hotmail.com!

We look forward to seeing your stuff!  Have a fucking GREAT time guys!  And be careful...Tila's crabs are known to jump 20 feet.