HA! JUST KIDDING! Besides, if I was going to make a post about how classy Tila is(n't), we'd be here all day.

So tonight Tila decided to make a new video. Well, before that, Tila was bragging about being on TMZ's blogroll, but you can go here and see she isn't. I think she was at one point today but they removed her. Here's a screen cap...notice anything?


Mmhmmm. Anyway, that was the buzz around twitter today. All of us "jellis haters" were laughing our asses off because Tila kept INSISTING she was there, even though we can all see she isn't.



LOL, you're a stupid bitch, Tila.

ANYWAY, she started going on and on about how she was going to make a video. Whatever. It was supposed to cover UPS or some shit. I don't know. What I did notice was this:



Jesus Tila, desperate much? Gotta get all of your underage, barely literate, idiot fans to tune in, right? Classy! So keep that in mind when you watch this:


So anyway, isn't it cute how she advertises she isn't wearing a bra, then she jumps up and down for her underage fans? SO CUTE, TILA. And remember when Tila wanted to crash and burn in the world of fashion, so she asked for submissions from people? I tried to find the post here but I couldn't. Maybe one of you will and post it in the comments? Pretty please?

Edit: forgot I had a screen shot of it:


ANYWAY.

BITCH, HOW YOU GONNA START A FASHION LINE IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SPORTS BRA AND A TANK TOP?

Goddammit. Just...goddammit. You're so stupid, Tila, it makes me sick.

And speaking of getting sick...dude, every time she smacks her lips up to to the camera...I seriously want to vomit. It's like a foul smell comes through my computer. It makes me so sick, but everybody on twitter begged me to take one for the team and grab the video. SO I DID, YOU ALL OWE ME.

Okay. There we go. Tila is an idiot.
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