Lots of you saw Tila's appearance on The Gossip Queens.  In case you didn't, check this shit out:


First off, it's okay to be scared of a brick flying at your face (No, I know there wasn't a brick.  Everyone knows there wasn't a brick.  But for the sake of argument, let's call it a brick, because it's what Princess Meth Mouth is claiming now).  Even 50 Cent would have ducked that shit, Tila, and that dude has been shot in the face 20,000 times or something.

Secondly, NOBODY BELIEVES YOU ARE GANGSTA.  YOU ARE A MIDGET AND ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IN THE WORLD IS AFRAID OF YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A BOBBLEHEAD WHORE GOBLIN.

Thirdly, Loni Love is my new favorite person ever.

Fourthly, I am majorly disgusted at the thought of Tila making out with that Jersey Shore bitch, OR Tila releasing 300 pages of people she's slept with.

Lastly, TILA, YOU DO NOT KNOW JUJITSU.  You don't move correctly, and besides that, you're too tiny for it to really be effective.  Sucking cock for Japanese business men does not equal any kind of martial arts so kindly shut the fuck up.

**Thanks to my homie lolercopter69 for filming this clip ghetto style and uploading it for the Rotspot!**

Wait wait wait, before I forget.  Tila wrote this a few days ago (of course, the Rotspot scooped her stupid ass AGAIN and had this up DAYS before she did):

Look how many times this dumb bitch says she was a "guest host."  Tila, being a guest on a show and being a guest host are two entirely different things.  Jesus fucking Christ, I forget how stupid this bitch is sometimes.  Her segment was just over 4 minutes and 30 seconds.  THAT DOES NOT MAKE HER A GUEST HOST.  But the part underlined in black was my favorite.  The show IN NO WAY centered around topics she brought up.  It was mostly Loni Love making fun of her for being a dumb whore with no substance.  That's why she won't disclose any of these so called "topics," because they don't exist.

You know, sometimes I feel bad for all the names I call the Tila Army because they're just kids.  And then shit like this happens, and suddenly I don't feel so bad anymore.  Watch them fall for it, hook line and sinker.

I have to say, it makes me feel all warm inside watching her juggalo scar wink.  It's a reminder of what a dumb, talentless, widely-hated whore she is and she'll carry it around forever.

This is a follow-up to this post.  Read it, if you haven't.  Since that post is a few days old and a little pushed down, I decided to make a new entry so you wouldn't miss this hilarious update.

Here's a little backstory.  So Nick B. (I believe that's his name) at CelebSlam.com called Tila a Saigon Whore.  She got offended, called him a "racist" and a "sexist."  So the he said:

I'd like to personally apologize to each and every one of them for using the term "cheap Saigon whore" -- "cheap Ho Chi Minh whore" would have been more appropriate, considering that Saigon was renamed Ho Chi Minh City after it fell to the communist North Vietnamese Army (NVA) in 1975. Again, apologies. Having a B.A. in History from one of the best schools in the country, this is especially embarrassing for me.

Then Tila tweeted that he publicly apologized, thanks to the Tila Army emailing him and calling him out.

No joke.

EDIT 
People want me to include this part, too:

I like how she seems real concerned there for a minute...then drops it with "whatever" and goes about her merry, whore way.

Anyway, now we're up to speed.  Tila posted a blog, calling him her "hero of the week" for publicly apologizing.  Since I'd rather shit twice in my own shoes and wear them around town, I'm not going to her fail blog and taking screencaps of it.  CelebSlam has done that for me, so I present to you, their response to Tila's blog:




I'm really surprised she didn't figure out (read: someone told her) that he wasn't apologizing.  So she still thinks he is, and that just KILLS me.  Honestly, I think she has that little respect for her Tila Army.  She knows they aren't smart enough to go read it themselves, so if she says he apologized, then GODDAMMIT it must be so!  And sadly, I've yet to see any of them even attempt to clue her in.  No one has even bothered to whisper to her "Tila, sweetie, you look kind of stupid here and the haters are having a field day with it." Nevermind, I see in the comments of her fail blog that Super Stalker Extraordinaire BeyondBettyJean tried to explain it to her, to no avail.  BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT FACELESS CUSTOMERS TO HER.  And you're too stupid to see that.

That just makes me sick to my stomach.

If you haven't yet, head on over to CelebSlam and tell him how awesome he is.

Apparently, yes.

So on the 3rd, Celebslam.com wrote this post.  It's about Tila and her lambo.  You can see the part that really grinds Tila's gears:

LOL, Saigon Whore.  Ouch.  But hey, it's nothing worse than we've ever said here, and she pretty much is a Saigon Whore.  I mean, she banks on oversexualized images of herself as an Asian.  That's the image she sells.  That's the glove that fits her.  So wtf is her problem? 

Of course, she tries to pull the race card.  Honey, you can't pull the race card when it's part of your image.  I dunno.  I mean, I guess I can see how it's a little racist...but I feel like the perception she puts out there is racist, so you can't really bitch when someone calls you out on it.  In any case, Tila FLIPPED HER SHIT:



You know, I didn't even read that, I'm not going to lie.  You can just read the title, skim the bold stuff, and there you go.

So how does CelebSlam respond?  Why, in the funniest goddamn way EVER.

You can read the full post here.  It includes emails from the Tila Army, and they're goddamn hilarious.

So he obviously doesn't apologize.  A fucking chimp could see that and understand that he's STILL insulting her.  So, by that logic, Tila is dumber than a chimp.  Check out these tweets from the mental midget herself:


No he didn't.  No, he absolutely didn't.  You fucking moron.


This is my favorite one.  As an adult?  Really, as an adult, she'd like to tell you she CAN'T FUCKING READ and is so far up her own ass that she's completely confused an insult for an apology because it contained the word "apologize."  Adults understand sarcasm, Tila.  Just sayin'.


And now she's saying she's going to write a blog about him.  There are more tweets, so check them out if you want.  I can't wait for her blog.  I bet she figures out before then that he was being a smart ass...well really, I bet someone tells her.  Then she'll pretend she knew ALL ALONG and go "innn" again.

This binge is turning out to be pretty sweet, you guys.  I wonder how it'll end?

So unless you live under a rock, you HAD to hear about James Lee holding people hostage at the Discovery Center building today because he was pissed off at the Gosselins and the Duggar family (sort of).  Anyway, I'm not even going to click on her fucking link, but I wanted to share this with you guys because I thought it was hilarious.


This is a shot from her celebritytweets page.  I have to look at this when I'm on my phone instead of her actual twitter because she has me blocked.  Anyway, I took this especially so you could see the time stamp at the top of the pic.  7:01 PM.  And, aside from the new post about THE OTHERS *cue spooky music* that she posted - which will probably be up here soon - you can see that her gossip blog posted about the hostage situation at approximately 6 PM. 

Now, I'm in the same time zone as Tila.  That shit ended here around 2 PM.  I remember that specifically because Maryland is on the east coast, 3 hours ahead, and they gave a press conference at 5:00 PM east coast time saying it was over.

That means Tila's fucking fail blog posted on that shit 4 hours late, saying it was happening "RIGHT NOW!"

Way to go, Ti-Lun.

Oh and speaking of that fucking batshit stupid post.  Yes, we've seen it.  And we're all scratching our heads as to how to write it up here.  IT'S JUST. SO. STUPID.  What do you say about such flagrant retardation?

So Tila is STILL running her mouth over the fact that we "got shut down."  Except I'm making this post right now, so...shut down?  YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, GUTTER TROLL?


OMG NOW WE HAVE NOTHING GUYS.  Whatever will we do!?  OMG SOB SOB SOB.


WE GOT TAKEN DOWN GUYS.  The cyber police backtraced us and we faced the consequences, which will never be the same!  WE DUN GOOFED. 


LOL I could seriously fucking pee my pants.  Tila, your bitch ass is going to have to buy me more fatty girl pants in a minute.  You've been saying FOREVER that you know who's running this...
THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD TO FIND OUT HERE:

OMG YOU FOUND ME TILA.  I'm the "leader" and my name is Chandall!  YOU GOT ME!  And, you fucking cuntstain, you know this isn't the only one I have.  Why are you this stupid?  WHY!?  How have you lived to be almost 30 with the brain power of a 3 year old?

One of life's great mysteries, man.

Anyway, Princess Dumbass (it's been a hot minute since I called you that!  Aww, Eddie's getting all nostalgic up in here!), we look forward to you DROPPING A BOMB on us.  We really do.  Don't forget, your lawyers couldn't shut us up with a C&D, and we're obviously still here!  I'm sorry you don't know the difference between "locked down" and "shut down."  Someone even showed you this:
And you STILL aren't smart enough to figure it out!  That's okay, because we're all just sitting here laughing our fat hater asses off at you.  Keep 'em coming, sweetheart.  And I'll keep posting on it.

Oh, and good luck with the Lambo shopping!  *snicker*

Sincerely yours from a "shut down" blog,
Chandall
The "leader" of the Resistance, apparently

Most of it is blah blah blah. Some crap about photos of P Diddy and Cassie with their nakey parts, and how Tila's legit blog is too ethical to post the pix ( but not ethical enough to refrain from alluding to them!).

Hey boo-boos! Uncle Eddie here. This post is gonna be short and sweet, but it's just something I've noticed and I thought you guys might enjoy laughing at Tila's stupid ass, too.

So you know how Tila HATES Perez? I mean HATES him? And she made up that fucking stupid contest she seems to have forgotten all about - the one where she asked her Tila Army morons to make videos proclaiming their hate for him, too?



You remember? Okay good. Well, nobody hates Perez more than Tila, so just as her Hottie of the Week is 99% her own pictures, this contest should have just gone to Tila.


I mean, can't you just FEEL the hate?



Can't you?

LOL fuck you Tila. Those pictures are obviously RECENT because Perez is a skinny bitch in them, even though Tila doesn't have her greasy-fug blond hair. And THAT means she's seen him in person, obviously, being a skinny bitch and STILL refers to him as "Piggy Perez." Yes, I am jelis of Tila because she is so very mature and never stoops to a level unbefitting her mogul status. RIGHT, GUYS?

Personally I think she talks a lot of shit but she absolutely WON'T back it up in person. She's too, I dunno, exaggerated about it. You know what I mean. She talks about it too much for it to be true. And it should be obvious in these pictures. I love it when she says "say it to my face! You'd be singing a different tune then!" Oh Tila, please, let me say it to your face. Please? Pretty please?

So I don't hate Perez, but I definitely thinks he needs to have a HAZMAT team check out his tongue, STAT.

Update!!! 
Today is our 5 month anniversary!  The appropriate gift for 5 months, I believe, is burritos.  So buy us all burritos, dammit.

Update #2!
So I've gathered from the comments that these were taken in August of 2008.  Thank you.  Although that wasn't really the point of this post.  I wanted you guys to see these pictures so you'd stop emailing them to me and asking me if I'd seen them.  And anybody else who wants to leave your little bitchy comments like YOU, Sheriff, you can fuck right off.  Again, I can post whatever the fuck I want here.  Nobody went "searching" or "pushing" for a story.  These haven't ever been featured here and I felt they should be.  Christ, we love most of you, but some of you are really pissing all of us off lately.

But not in the way you might think.

So I'm sitting here, watching TV with my twitter open, and suddenly everybody is like "OMFG Uncle Eddie! Did you see?" So Christ, I had to go look, and here's what I see. It's a big ol' slap in the face to fucking everybody.



Wow. So she full-on says it's fucking movie make-up. I just...I don't even fucking know what to say about this. We know it's not, Tila. How do we know? You've had the scratches in other pictures you fucking retard! Do you just not shower? Is that it? You just didn't wash the fucking movie make-up off? NOBODY IS BUYING THAT, RETARD. NOBODY. I fucking hate you so much, Tila. No joke. I seriously fucking hate you, and if I ever saw you in person I would pierce your fucking temple with your ugly ass stilettos.

Here, check out these two posts we have up: Here and Here. These are DAYS after that incident - that one of her shooting the video in her bathroom was over a week later. SEE HOW THE FUCKING SCARS ARE STILL THERE?



And, you fucking mental midget, explain why you went on psychological hold afterward?

Come on Tila. You're a fucking idiot and only your army of 6 is going to buy this. Nobody thinks it's movie make-up, nobody thinks what you did is ART. You're a complete and utter failure and I honestly fucking hope you commit suicide. I really do. I will do a fucking dance and throw money from a hot air balloon. And any of you who don't like me saying that can choke on my fucking dick because I don't care AT ALL what you have to say. Tila Tequila is a vile piece of trash even the least bit of human treatment that I can scrape off my fucking shoe.

Oh my god, Rotspotters, it's been such a busy week for Uncle Eddie. I've been fighting a vicious Yeti with Rotty, and Tila found out I'm really the "leader of the Resistance" and that I'm a 16 year old named Chandall (no, I'm not kidding, she really thinks that - that post will be up soon, I give it to Rotty). Ugh, it's a hard knock life for a 16 year old leader, especially when they're 27 and GODDAMMIT TILA THERE'S NO LEADER, THIS ISN'T YOUR RETARDED ARMY.

Anyway, I've been working on this post for days, making sure everything is nice and legally golden for me to post. Enjoy it, fuckers.

So let's start with the other day, when Tila was going on and on about her upcoming UK tour, where she's going to perform at the UMA's.


Heh, well okay Tila. Right. So immediately everybody starts pointing out that the UMA's aren't until September. This is, of course, more of Tila's famous embellishing, because what she really means is that she's performing at the launch party which is in July.

Anyway, soon after, I start getting emails and DMs on twitter that people have emailed the UMA's to voice their concern. I want to make very clear that nobody at the ROTSPOT sent them to email, they did this of their own accord and wanted me to know. Fine, right? I mean, I don't care if you email until the cows come home, especially when it was done out of genuine concern like this one I got:


Here's another one that was sent out and then sent to me:


Cool. So I decided the best thing would be to sit back and wait to see what happened. And boy, rotspotters, I didn't have to wait long. That second email there? That one quickly received this as a reply:


Okay, so it just seems to be a form letter. But note that it does say that if the UMA's don't say it, don't believe it. No big deal, right? Right. Until that top email got this reply:


OH SNAP. What's that you always say, Tila? Pow? Well yes, then POW YOU STUPID CUNT. I guess your shit is finally coming back to bite you? Oh yeah, and what happened to your guest appearance you were supposed to do on Wendy Williams when you were in NYC? Same thing? Oh.

I encourage any of you NOT to send out emails just to be nosy little busybodies and try to screw things for her. Then she's right about all of us. HOWEVER, let me make this fucking crystal clear. If you have a genuine concern - which many of you do - then by all means you fucking email. You email, you call, you do anything you can. Some people may fault you for this - and some may fault me for this post - but you can all choke on Uncle Eddie's huge cock. And if you want your email featured here, don't hesitate to send that shit to me or any of us here.

Thanks for the emails, guys, you know who you are. Keep on fighting the good fight.

HA! JUST KIDDING! Besides, if I was going to make a post about how classy Tila is(n't), we'd be here all day.

So tonight Tila decided to make a new video. Well, before that, Tila was bragging about being on TMZ's blogroll, but you can go here and see she isn't. I think she was at one point today but they removed her. Here's a screen cap...notice anything?


Mmhmmm. Anyway, that was the buzz around twitter today. All of us "jellis haters" were laughing our asses off because Tila kept INSISTING she was there, even though we can all see she isn't.



LOL, you're a stupid bitch, Tila.

ANYWAY, she started going on and on about how she was going to make a video. Whatever. It was supposed to cover UPS or some shit. I don't know. What I did notice was this:



Jesus Tila, desperate much? Gotta get all of your underage, barely literate, idiot fans to tune in, right? Classy! So keep that in mind when you watch this:


So anyway, isn't it cute how she advertises she isn't wearing a bra, then she jumps up and down for her underage fans? SO CUTE, TILA. And remember when Tila wanted to crash and burn in the world of fashion, so she asked for submissions from people? I tried to find the post here but I couldn't. Maybe one of you will and post it in the comments? Pretty please?

Edit: forgot I had a screen shot of it:


ANYWAY.

BITCH, HOW YOU GONNA START A FASHION LINE IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SPORTS BRA AND A TANK TOP?

Goddammit. Just...goddammit. You're so stupid, Tila, it makes me sick.

And speaking of getting sick...dude, every time she smacks her lips up to to the camera...I seriously want to vomit. It's like a foul smell comes through my computer. It makes me so sick, but everybody on twitter begged me to take one for the team and grab the video. SO I DID, YOU ALL OWE ME.

Okay. There we go. Tila is an idiot.
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Hey kiddies.  Education is super important.  Without an education you'll end up sounding like an idiot.  Like Tila.  And then you won't have any other option than to be an overly sexualized bimbo, and people will only love you for your wonky tits and INCREDIBLY loose vagina.  So come sit on Uncle Eddie's lap and we'll have a geography lesson.

Let's learn about Singapore.  First off, did you know that Singapore is NOT in Vietnam?  So if you were born in Singapore, you are NOT from Vietnam!  Even if your family is from Vietnam, YOU ARE NOT.

Secondly, did you know that Singapore is NOT a 3rd world country?  In fact, it is one of the richest states in East Asia!  Singapore is the fourth wealthiest country in the world in terms of GDP (PPP) per capita and twentieth most wealthiest in terms of GDP (nominal) per capita. Despite Singapore's small physical size, the country has the world's ninth largest foreign reserves and one of the biggest and most technologically advanced military in South-East Asia.  You can click here to learn more! 

And thirdly, did you know that Tila Tequila is an idiot?



Yes, there will be a test on this.


(From TRS: I didn't realize that you could get food stamps in a fake third world country.  In fact, there are countries that ARE NOT third world countries who DO NOT have the option of government assistance.  I just can't quite understand or comprehend the idea of a group of Buddhist "gang bangers" bringin' commotion to their gated community in Houston twenty years ago.  I guess at around nine years old skipping rocks in your community pool is considered being a "hard ass" when it's against the rules.  -  And out of the blue it hit me!  I get it now!  THIS is how TT learned to fuck for what she wanted.  I guess poor little Thien Thang Ching Chong had nooo other way to eat in Vietnam (bless her little heart) so she had to start swindlin' and fuckin' for food stamps.) 

Oh and by the way, her blog still didn't launch.  Supposed to be tomorrow sometime.  2 nights ago (so either April 30th or May 1st) I was looking through her old tweets and LOOKIE WHAT I FOUND:


Yes, you can see how fucking long ago that was.  That's 53 days shy of a year ago.  That means that was approximately June 23rd, 2009.  JESUS she's been working on it that long!!!  And it sucks!  The topics got leaked today, you can see them over on Spiked's blog.  No, nobody tell her Nicky Hilton's name isn't spelled Nikki.  Let her dig her own grave.  And I'm certain this is real, I mean, look how up her own ass it is.

Here's the intro video she just posted.  Don't play a drinking game where you take a shot every time she loses her place and forgets what she's talking about.  Uncle Eddie don't want no alcohol poisoning on his hands.




And I want to apologize because right now it's just ol' Uncle Eddie rockin' the Rotspot.  I do have some good stuff to show you!  I really do!  But you gotta hold your horses a little bit!  Or Uncle Eddie will hit you with his ring hand!