Monday, June 21
Tila is a classy, fashionable broad.
11:14 PM | 
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Eduardo Retardo
HA! JUST KIDDING! Besides, if I was going to make a post about how classy Tila is(n't), we'd be here all day.
So tonight Tila decided to make a new video. Well, before that, Tila was bragging about being on TMZ's blogroll, but you can go here and see she isn't. I think she was at one point today but they removed her. Here's a screen cap...notice anything?
Mmhmmm. Anyway, that was the buzz around twitter today. All of us "jellis haters" were laughing our asses off because Tila kept INSISTING she was there, even though we can all see she isn't.
LOL, you're a stupid bitch, Tila.
ANYWAY, she started going on and on about how she was going to make a video. Whatever. It was supposed to cover UPS or some shit. I don't know. What I did notice was this:
Jesus Tila, desperate much? Gotta get all of your underage, barely literate, idiot fans to tune in, right? Classy! So keep that in mind when you watch this:
So anyway, isn't it cute how she advertises she isn't wearing a bra, then she jumps up and down for her underage fans? SO CUTE, TILA. And remember when Tila wanted to crash and burn in the world of fashion, so she asked for submissions from people? I tried to find the post here but I couldn't. Maybe one of you will and post it in the comments? Pretty please?
Edit: forgot I had a screen shot of it:
ANYWAY.
BITCH, HOW YOU GONNA START A FASHION LINE IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SPORTS BRA AND A TANK TOP?
Goddammit. Just...goddammit. You're so stupid, Tila, it makes me sick.
And speaking of getting sick...dude, every time she smacks her lips up to to the camera...I seriously want to vomit. It's like a foul smell comes through my computer. It makes me so sick, but everybody on twitter begged me to take one for the team and grab the video. SO I DID, YOU ALL OWE ME.
Okay. There we go. Tila is an idiot.
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Omg... Anyone else thinks she is faking being "high"? I mean she faked suicide? Can you really put it past her? IDK... just a thought.
Ewwwww I wanna barf my brains out after watching that~!
The sound of her voice would not let me sleep, and so I must exorcise (ha sorta pun intended) the black bile memory of the scrape of her vocal chords, so much fingernails screeching down a blackboard.
First off -- It's not a question on the SAT or GRE...
If you have a hairbrush in one sink, and nothing in the other, but your toothbrush is next to the sink with the hairbrush in it -- how long does it take Mr. Fuller to get to Cleveland by train, if that train is going 40 miles an hour?
I dunno, maybe that's what she needed to ask her army -- what to do? What do I do? Hairbrush / sink, sin / hairbrush, toothbrush / sink, sink / sink; workout outfit, panties -- half a tank -- and high heels / get kicked out / go snort ambien and toothpaste? But toothpaste so far away, so so far away...
She gets caught up in the moment, looking at herself in the mirror... umn mirrors in her glamour room, describing and "importan" thing -- she is mesmerized by herself, much like Medusa in Jason and the Argonaughts, when Medusa sees her own reflection, thus she is turned to stone, and I get a little hint as TilaWorkoutWear's deer eyes glaze over while she's pulling down the edge of her panties to define her abs? -- she is lost there in the demonic curse that her visage creates.
If only she would turn to stone and crumble, or burn up in a firey ash like a vampire -- or just, oh, one has so many hopes and dreams, but we can only go for just one, right?
Her stuttering nonsense is so much like an old broken manual typewright with the "E" and the "S" and the "R" missing, I mean important letters -- so that she clacks from thought to thought, sentences full of holes and our pain for having listened to them.
I wish she were a little bit smaller, so I could put her in an empty coffee can and shake her until she didn't want to "work out" no more.
But that would be cruel and not an equal repayment for all she has given us... lies and lice, the teasing of the underage, her ADHD, is totally serious and totally treated, by meth prolly.
In closing, I'd just like to thank rotspot and all of the talented writers who not only bring forth the truth and pour salt on the slug that is this crooked little fraggle rock reject, but also offers the haters... holla, holla at ya haters, I mean those with brains, and jobs, and families, and senses of humor, a place to discuss, cuss, and wax poetic about the abysmal female and her abysmal smurf like world.
Thank you guys -- you're the prilosec to her vlog -- and you make the burnin' stop for a little while. I mean the reflux, not any burning down below -- I mean, sure the thought and sight of her black polyester cooch did lend itself to images of parasites and such, but no.
Not gonna.
Dear GOD there is sooooo much fail in this video! For the love of GOD, Tila, we know that even you know what a sports bra is. Any excuse to bounce your plastic tits, huh, Thien? Seriously, your "work out outfit" looks like a $5 Wal-Mart tank top that you cropped yourself. Ew. Also...the lips. Repulsive. Finally, if you are so obsessed with heels that we'll NEVER catch you in flats (another lie), please explain why you don't know the difference between a stiletto and that fugly bedazzled WEDGE you are wearing in this video! And we all know you're not going to the gym, Thien. You never leave your apartmansion!
LOL Emily, that thing about flats? That does not apply to her other personalities. There's a video of Jane in a pair of converse. Hahaha god she's stupid.
Yea ..the close up of her lips flapping in the camera make my skin crawl. They way she poses and looks at herself in the mirror is just plain creepy. Nobody thinks Tila is sexy more than Tila does herself. Yet she sit alone in a messy apartment night after night, no friends, no family, no lover ..acting like a stupid middle school shild in underwear trying to engage young teens in her bullshit fantasies.
"I don't know what sink to use to brush my teeth. Its my ADHD"
Not cute Tila ..it's effing sickening!
Shes not faking being high. She might be faking the ADHD and only thinks she has it because the cornucopia of drugs she's taking messes up her ability to talk. Plus, we've seen the drugs and having taken those same ones, it was an easy ID.
She responded to a 13 year old before making that video, so she knows the age group of those who are planning on watching it. And I agree, that lip close up try to be sexy thing almost cost me my dinner.
I do wonder what her excuse will be tomorrow once she realizes TMZ gave her the boot.
Good God, there was so much in the video, it gave me ADHD just watching it.
1. Her constant reminders to us that she has ADHD. No, that's just the speed ball taking affect. Jumping from one fragmented thought to another, and in between smacking your lips and reminding us how hot you are is not ADHD. It's just dumb.
2. You don't wear flats Tila? Funny I recall you wearing tennies in your bereavement photos in the tree after Casey's death. Or are those just for somber occasions?
3. The close up of your lips is disturbing on so many levels. First of all, it's not sexy. I don't think it would be sexy on anyone, particularly you, but yeah, not sexy.
4. You promised to tell us the famous person you ran into at UPS. You didn't.
5. Your constant reference to being a tom-boy. You're not. If you have to say you're something, then you're not it. People who are something are recognized immediately as such, they don't have to be posers. That said, even tomboys take a daily shower. Methheads don't. Funny, the thing I immediately recognize about you is that you are a methhead or some other version of speed freak.
6. The pulling down the sides of your panties is so last week. One trick pony.
7. You are not a badass. I know you like to think you are, but you're not. My 13 year old can kick your ass with one hand tied behind her back. My 84 year old mother-in-law can spin you around with a right hook faster than you can spit out your pathetic name. You think having a rep gives you street cred? It doesn't. It just makes you look like a moron. Hey, it's a good look for you.
8. You know what a sports bra is. You know the cheap ass top you were wearing is inappropriate workout wear. You know those wedge heels (no, stupid, they were NOT stilettos) are not appropriate workout wear.
9. TMZ deleted you from their blogroll, which is hilarious because your pals Perez and Nikky are still there. HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA! I suppose it's another 'glitch', right, just like the facebook glitch, hey whatever came of that 11 pm on a Sunday night call to the Facebook CEO you made last night?
"... how long does it take Mr. Fuller to get to Cleveland by train, if that train is going 40 miles an hour?"
My brain just exploded. Seriously, Apo, well played. Are you sure you're not Mr. Brown from Edison High science class? If you are, why did you wear the same brown pants over and over and over again?? Did you have multiple pairs or were you doing laundry every night??
I love, love, LOOOVE, that the dumbass (Dumas to the initiated) is trying to "workout". How cute. Is this some Nikki slam? Miss Nikki has moved on. Better things to do, better things to blog about. How about you, Thien?? I'm sure we will soon be privy to pics of Tila in her "sports bra/80's retro top" in public and totally high. I momentarily felt what it was like to be psychotic. You are a remnant of your former self and are grasping at straws to stay relevant. Boo F'N hoo. Try getting a real job.
As an aside, RotSpot Crew: Are you aware that Spencer Pratt (prat, of course,meaning "dumbass" in English) is planning to launch a blog called KingSpencer.com?? Rotting seems to be something he excels at. This could be a fabulous opportunity to kill two media whores in one blow. I said blow. I'm immature, what can I say?
I don't know which sink I want to use to rinse out the gallon of bleach I just soused my eyeballs in.
Oh and did you see her pupils????
0_o
Mr. Facebook CEO is currently in an Absolute Poker online tournament with Mr. Google and cannot be reached.
I swear that her craniofacial deformity is putting pressure on her eyeballs and her brain
Every time this bitch speaks, I feel like she just killed comedy parts by parts. Some people are funny, some are not. But this wonky-tits STD slut has got to be the nemesis of humor. The day she decides to do stand-up is the day I will bring her down to the grave with me.
Oh, you guys are getting it wrong on how to call her Vietnamese name. Alright, so her full name is Nguyen Thi Thien Thanh, right? In Vietnam names, last name comes first, then middle name and finally first name. You were correct that Nguyen is her last name. But lots of you were mistaken on her middle and last name. Vietnamese name, no matter how long it is, first name contains only one word, so her first name is actually Thanh, not Thien. Thi is a very typical and old-style middle name, often used to let people knows that the name's owner is female (young girls these days HATE that middle name- it sounds extremely rustic). Thien is an extra middle name, when you put "Thien" and "Thanh" together it means "blue sky" (what a shame for such nice name). So when you call this bitch by her Vietnamese name, "Thanh" should be correct.
I wish.. I wish I had written this. Its from Tilas Blog.. its so lovely. I will kiss you if you fess up:
"You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me"
The Epiphany Of Stupid. Le Sigh..
"I *smack* have ADHD *smack smack* which ISN'T *smack* FUNNY."
I couldn't get through it. It gave me the douche chills.
She deleted all the tweets about being on TMZ's blogroll, but as of this morning, the blog is still up. Stupid bint.
Wow. Just...wow. It's obvious she really hasn't taken a shower since the last video. The stench of her days-old makeup, BO and meth mouth practically radiated off the screen. Also, I hate her stupid laugh.
Remember the other day when she said her girlfriends were coming over to try on lingerie and have a pillow fight, then she claimed they were shooting whipped cream all over each other? That one really made me LOL. Yeah, the teens will love that, skank.
Please, please make this idiot go away soon. I can't take much more.
@HunnyNutCheeriosFTW on Tila's flog:
I'll see your muffin basket and raise you a reach-around!
oh for god's sake. why?
just...
why?
she pretty much lost me when she started bouncing up and down in her rag of a top. This whole thing is so stupid there isn't any way to even process it in one sitting. However, I can't bring myself to watch it again, so I'm just going to have to file this one away in my "Shit That Doesn't Need to See the Light of Day Ever Again" folder.
I loved how when she was jumping up and down, her boobs never moved. It was all the tank top moving, her boobs stayed in place. I also find it funny how shes constantly getting distracted by herself in the mirror. I wonder if she does that when shes not filming?
Wow! She constantly lies! She's never worked out before? BULLSHIT! What's jogging? WORKING OUT! GOSH! She's so stupid!!
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=41736&albumID=34988&imageID=57959184
I haven't peeped her Hot Spot website in a long time, but decided to today. It's horrible! The header is "Music community band photos fashion and celebrities" and it's just a mess of a site. I wonder what the deal is with the whole thing.
At the beginning of the video, she said she didn't shower today. At the end it says she took a shower. Wow! She can contradict herself within a span of 10 minutes!
You got the world at your window, lookin for a show....
So hike that skirt a little higher, and give 'em a show....
But you're so forgettable, completely replaceable....
The famous person she saw at ups was David Alan Grier. And she looked hideous. The outfit was terrible and her hair was disgusting.
She so fucking hasn't got ADHD!! She can get fucked!! I watch the effects of ADHD on my son every single day. She's got no fucking idea!! Twat!
Someone should ask her what ADHD stands for and what it is, lets see if she even knows.
She sounds like a mentally-challenged 10 year old who just prattles on about random self-centered stuff. No wonder her "army" of 6 lonely pre-teens love her so much....she's just like THEM!!
Wait for the footage of paparazziS (aka Carlton Jordan)descending upon her at the gym. Followed by another tired rant about how she can't go ANYWHERE without being stalked py photograpers because she's such a big celebrity. (She'll have to post it on her own site, though. Don't think even radar online is buying that crap anymore.)
someone mentioned her eyes...what is up with them? she looks like she belongs in a scene from the season 2 finale of True Blood. Is she really that far gone, she just looks so vacant and dirty.
Regarding her sleepover...pics or it didn't happen! This girl is just a classic liar, story teller. Everything that might be some kind of interesting in her life she has no proof or documentation but she posts videos like this?
I didn't watch the video until now. WHOA! She is high as a kite. She says ADHD so it makes it ok that she takes Adderall. This girl is not on Meth, trust me. She's Adderall all the way and whatever that other shit is to sleep.
Not all "T" Nguyen's are desperate fame whores though, and Nguyen is a very common name, like "Patel".
There's MY "T" Nguyen and then there's "gutter slut" Nguyen (Tila).
And that whole "I'm sorry, I can't go on" I've seen that line on Craig's List before. It was posted anon. but I know the writing style. Call me Shaggy cuz it wasn't me. Don't know if it was a fellow Rotspot droog either.
she is so full of it, she is on coke or meth seriously. That's not ADHD that is drugs of whatever cocktail she is on...
Well I'm officially banned I guess at her site I think I called her a skank and a liar one too many times.
Thanks for the video but I now totally lost my appetite.
She's not faking that high... She is beyond on one....
sooooo high....
She kills my buzz she's so high...
:-/
@Bar Harmonies
Just like I told Nikki: two of her food groups are obviously not Adderal and Ambien, so that's why she's such a fat pig.
BREAKING NEWS: Tila has just been promoted from manager of the IHOF (International House of FAIL) Pancake House to partner of the wildly successful franchise, as one of the ORIGINAL owners sadly died due to laughing their ass of at the latest TMZ/MissTilaOMG debacle. Mr. Google and Mr. Facebook CEO send their deepest condolences to their loved ones.
I love the home made meth curtains on the sliding patio door behind her. Classic! What a fucking pig pen she lives in. Of course that usually happens when you are tweeking all day!
I watched her video and I threw up. Her overly-lacquered lips are gross. As far as her weird-alien eyes, she's probably wearing circle lenses to give her irises an "enlarged" effect, therefore giving her that dolly-eyed look. I'm just glad there's no such thing as "Smell-o-vision", I would've gagged to death from the putrid fumes this gremlin is emitting from her pores.
YUK...Just YUK!
High much TT?
The TMZ blogroll listing? It's got to be a manipulated image - the list is alphabetical, and as seen over at The Tila Truth in the screen caps. The TMZ list is in two columns and the Tila list shows names from the right-hand column appearing with names from the left-hand column and there are several names that are mysteriously absent. Another day, another big, fat lie.
Why does she insist on wearing those awful contacts? They make her look like some type of rabid alien zombie.
The fact that she clearly hasn't showered, brushed her hair or left her apartmasion since her last video really brought the lolz.
I had to mute her because her incoherent rambling makes me violent.
You FAIL at life, Tila. POW, Biatch.
Wait, is this a laptop or a sports-bra?
Kudos for grabbing that for us, Eduardo. I couldn't make it very far into the video. That close up lip shit makes it impossible. I can't believe she would think people would find that sexy. Especially with all the smoking talk and her hair/toothbrush mess.
Her hair and MAKEUP look exactly the same as her video from the other day. Her hair just looks a little cleaner. Maybe she put some of that dry spray shampoo on it to soak up the grease?
Her eyes look so crazy becuase of her colored contacts. However, her pupils are still completely blown.
I did NOT get the point of this video. To make us all vomit? To make herself look even dumber (not possible).
Pardon me while I go vom up my lunch.
It wouldn't surprise me a bit if anybody was dumb enough to send her some fashion sketches, just so she can claim them as her own try and sell them to a designer company for a quick buck.
There are sooo many lies in this video!
People already pointed most of them out.. But I'd like to point out where she says that she can kick anyone's ass (after showing us her puny muscles), and then says right after that she would never do that. Meanwhile, there have been numerous tweets of her saying she got kicked out of school for beating someone up.
Her bathroom is a pigsty. Brush in the sink, brown spots in the other sink and all that crap thrown around. You can tell she keeps a nasty house.
When she put her lips close to the camera I have to turn away. It's nauseating.
Her video is stupid as usual. She's all over the place talking nonsense and she's high as a kite.
She's wearing a cut off tank top and panties and asking if that's proper gym clothes...yea skank that's proper clothes for a gym...go for it...I dare you to wear it to the gym...and go jogging in heels too...it's even better if you go through one of the canyons...the heels will give your feet a better grip for climbing the rocky terrain and tone your legs to perfection. They're also great for running really fast, in case you run across a mountain lion while out there.
Skank bitch is nothing but a waste of time.
Hey, there's no need to work out when you're already on the Jenny Crack Diet! It makes you thin as a supermodel and makes your veins stand out just like a weightlifter's!
Poor Poor tila,
all she has is a brush in a sink.
It's called a sink tila.
I doubt she is going to work out, but it would be nice to see her run in traffic.
I forgot to add this in my last comment...I don't see any "cutting" marks on her left arm in this video. At the 4:25 mark and 7:24 mark where she's showing her "muscles", her arm looks clear of any marks yet in the video of her shopping last week her left arm was all scarred up.
She says she has ADHD and is getting help, Whats the bet shes just taking ritilin, its a rec drug and makes you act the way she was in the video HIGH AS A KITE. Works as a mood elevator for people who dont need it kinda works like meth :)
LMAO. "Glam Room". Yeah Tila I have one of those, too. Except I call it my BATHROOM.
@eduardo of COURSE it's not true about never wearing flats. Even people like Victoria Beckham have to wear flats once in a while! It's horrible for your knees to wear nothing but heels and pretty much physically impossible.
"OMG you guys look, I have 2 sinks in my glam room! Mogul status!"
OW an dthis is completly unrelated but the picture of onyx she posted a few weeks back did you see the sate of the skirting bords on tne wall who ever renovated that flat has absolutly no building skills at all my good i took one look the painting work is a mess and so is the joins in the skirting its was really dont on the el cheepo
I am thinking that this video and the earlier one were shot on the same night. She just changed her clothes, put her brush in the sink(????) and said it was a brand new day.(what time is this suppose to be made btw?)
Does she sound higher in this vid than the first? I refuse to listen to her so I cannot tell.
She probably tweaked out and made lots of incoherrent vids to post in the coming weeks, with promises of her being in her underwear. Im pretty sure she was hoping that her wonky tits would accidently fall out of the bottom of the top when she was jumping, you can see that she is sort of leaning back, hoping to give the minors and morons a bit of a show. EW.
The marks on her arm the other week were surface scratches. They had scabbed over so they looked worse which is probably why she went out the other day, to show them off. It looked like she had taken a safety pin and dragged it over her skin, breaking the surface just enough to let some drops of blood out and form a scab. Something like that would rarely leave scars.
I dont know if anyone mentioned it but to me the Leighton Meester pic looks like it was a pic taken on set of Gossip Girl. I wonder how recent it really is. It would be really awesome if it was from ages ago.
You know what happens when you wear nothing but high heels? Hammer toes, that's what.
I didn't realize how hard it is to post a decent comment on her flog! I had a nice comment typed out, hit the send button and it was auto deleted...so I scanned it for stuff that might be blocked...finally ended up cutting out half the shit that was actually good! Only to end up with her "army" calling me fat...I laughed in their faces and told them to call me fat all they want, then they stopped commenting back to me lol
I love ROTSPOT!!! Ya'll rock! I've been reading for quite a few months now, I check in whenever I get a free minute.
O. my. fucking. god. I watched this video.
Well someone ate their pills today, this sounds like adderall/oxy cocktail.
I think I figured out with that lip smacking noise is that everyone is talking about. This isn't lip smacking, I don't think - so at least. It sounds like when someone clicks their dentures. I swear my mamaw does that. But then I see her smack that horrid mac lip glass.
by the way anyway who is considering by lip glass by mac. it's the worst product ever. Your hair gets caught in it always.
OH the Bond 9 perfume (I hate her for owning a brand I pride myself in purchasing because it's swanky).
As someone who has big ass pupils. People assume I'm always on blow because my pupils are HUGE but truthfully I just have really bad eye sight. Glassiness comes from getting fucked up (she's glassy).
I also looked at her myspace photos for the first time ever. People. wow. She has fallen far from the height of her career. To even glance at her in 06' compared to now is mind blowing. She's not even a shell of herself. She had decent career *chances* and blew them so so horribly bad (pun left there with intention).
Look we all get older. Shit I'm 32 but oddly at 32 my career is starting. Hers is over. Dude seriously for a minute I couldn't comprehend how I'd handle that, if I ceased to grow and I knew it too.
She's behaving like she's on adderall and oxy's for sure (or her 8 norco's a day habit...yea I went there) . Her cotton mouth is KILLING ME. you can hear that shit. Girl drink a glass of fucking water!
PS: You can tell she's not slept. The deep smoker voice and weird behavior comes from not sleeping off a binge.
You forgot to comment about how her shoes are wedges not stilettos. lol
I NEED another RotSpot post today. I'm having withdrawals. POST, POST, POST! <3
@Ericka - joining you in withdrawal :(
Someone post, STAT!!!!!!
The troll has obviously banned me from her site cuz every comment i've left in the past week has magically disappeared. Ill leave my coments here from now on if that's ok. That new magazine cover is clearly OLD and i wish, since Europe loves her so much, she would leave our country and be gone forever. I can't stand this bitch and i hope karma is coming to get her ass. Hopefully she reads these comments too since she can't do a damn thing about it! Thanks. Looking forward o your next update.
StuporGirl tonight!!! Woohoo!
I feel like my Adderol and Ambien cocktail is running low. If someone doesn't post, I might actually have to have a productive day outside of rotspot. WAAA!
The cold sweats have started. Have you no mercy? *sob* Sweet zombie Jesus, POST!
I can't understand how her "army" can keep following such a blatantly obvious liar.
Err- no thanks Leslie! USA made her, it is up to you to break her!
Signed,
Europe (WHO DOES NOT 'LOVE HER SO MUCH', lol) and the rest of the world
I'm having withdrawals too! Heaven forbid I'll have to go to work and do something useful with my day. Anyway, I'm an avid reader but this would be my first comment. I love the blog and everyone who writes for it. Fatty especially makes me giggle ;) I just wanted to add about her never wearing flats - doesn't she claim to be such a tomboy when she doesn't have to dress up for something? She's always telling us that the "real" Tila (not that there is such a thing) just likes to wear jeans and a tshirt and her converse all the time. It's so sad that she can't even keep the most trivial things straight. Even in the video, she started out saying she hadn't showered (which was hella obvious) and by the end she had showered because she had to do her mogul movie meetings POW. Ouch honey, ouch.
I think I still saved the tweet where Tila attacked me and said "i'm on tmz's blogroll and you're not bitchhh"
OMG! She totally acts like a super powerful professional CEO person.