So the Midget Idjit forgot she has a super important, world renown blog and a staff of 25-30, and evidently took her staff with her to the Conga Room. I thought I'd help her out, so she can go home right away and wake up refreshed in the morning. Tila, dear, all you have to do is copy and paste, I even added a couple of 'moguls' and 'POWs', in keeping with your style.

OMG the first venue on my worldwide international tour was a HIT. The Conga Room was packed and there were 20000 more people waiting outside to get in, but we managed to finally get everyone in. There were so many A-List celebs that everyone thought for sure it was the Oscar awards or something, but they all came out to give your girl Miss Tila some love and I am too tired to tell who they all were but they were all mega famous and they thought my song Blue Dress was off the chain and even though the tickets were $3567 each, so many of the celebs said it was the best 3 song concert they ever heard so they gave me more money.

So many people thought I was Billie Holiday except for the voice, the clothes, the fact I'm not black and the fact I'm not dead. I totally wow'd the crowd and there were so many celebs crying that 9Head had to run to CVS for more Kleenex.

Everyone bought my EP and said it was the best ever and they all said I was the hottest mogul they ever saw and they all like me and none of them were fat or jealous.