This morning Uncle Eddie got an email about this:

@StellaStewart actually went to the Conga Room that night. Here's what she had to say.


Here's the picture in question where Stella thinks Tila might be drunk. Tila certainly is giving drunk face, and she's standing on the fucking furniture again. You know, you can train a dog not to get on the furniture, but apparently you can't train a midget skank not to.


Oh and a few of you have noticed this in our comments. Here's a screen cap of Tila's Dear Diary post about her event:


WHAT. THE. FUCK. I don't even know what to say. WE KNOW IT WASN'T AT THE STAPLES CENTER YOU DERANGED LITTLE MORON. That would be even worse - only 20 people showing up to the Staples Center? ROUGH! Oh for God's sake.

And then she goes into how she's so smart and pretty and amazing, like she always does, because if Tila doesn't say it NOBODY will. No, Tila, you aren't picked on more because you're so amazing and the total package. You're picked on because you insist you're the total package - you know, smart and pretty and whatever, when really you're just a washed up, pathetic skag trying desperately to stretch your 15 minutes. Fucking vomit.

You know if enough people call her on lying about the Staples Center, she'll backtrack and say it was all a joke and that us "haters" need to get a sense of humor. Sadly, as you can see, it isn't a joke, there weren't even that many people in the first 10 or so comments I read calling her on it.

It must be horrible to be Tila. She probably wakes up every day (read: evening) and realizes that the world would really be a better place without her. Not many people have that displeasure.

Okay so the reviews (and by reviews I mean the people unlucky enough to be there are tweeting about it) are rolling in, and here's what we have so far.

@CheckOne2Paris over on twitter gave us this picture of "Tila rocking conga room for all 6 of us." I prefer to believe she's showing off how her armpit looks like a vagina, but whatever.


He also gave us this video, that I'm currently having trouble snagging so I'll just embed it. It's 4:30 in the morning, Uncle Eddie is tired. Suck it.



Yeah, I don't know why she's on the ground either.

@luvbrebre tweeted "wowsy, tila tequila show rung in the crowd today.a whopping 20 peeps...at conga room so far.. looks like im off early moohaha"

But the best one definitely comes from my homegirl @MissTilaOMG who twitpic'd us THIS PICTURE OMFG and wished us to point out her wonky fucking nipples. If you ever had any doubt, let this put an end to it once and for all.


Dear Lord, that's not even human! Tila should sue the doctor that gave her that hack job. She's always telling us she's from a 3rd world country...maybe she just means her tits are from a 3rd world country. I'd believe that.

So I'm sure tomorrow she's going to tell us how she was AMAZING and OMG SHE ROCKED THE PLACE and the CROWD WAS HUGE and SO MANY STARS WANTED TO FUCK HER. But I'm going to believe the people tweeting about it. Just saying.

Here's some more pictures to make you lose your breakfast:



Check out the rest of them here at OK! Magazine.

Mr. Bradshaw, who you see running out in all his effeminate V-necked glory in that video, really REALLY couldn't rip off Lady Gaga anymore, could he? This is really about as bargain bin as you can get. Jesus.

YAY!!!! POW!!!