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Tuesday, August 17
OMG!! Poor, poor Tila!
11:20 PM | 
Posted by
Fatty McFatterson
In the last couple of hours Tila posted an article on the Flog, describing how Juggalos were now at war with each other. It's a whole lot of Tila crap, and not worth the read, but as usual, the comments bring on the lolz!
This was posted around 10:00 pm tonight:
Let me remind you of the timeline here, the "gory and horrific attack" took place almost 4 full days ago. Ninety-two hours ago. Three and 3/4 days to be more exact. She claims she received stitches for tiny little cuts that were easily hidden by band-aids with pads only 3/8" in diameter. I will bet my life savings on the fact she did not get stitches. There was nothing to stitch. Within 5 hours of the incident, the cuts were already clotted and on their way to healing, as evidenced by the photos she submitted to TMZ, exaggerated blood presence, notwithstanding. Secondly, with Tila's "big name" and "high profile" as a model/actress/singer/mogul (I know, I know, I'm trying hard not to laugh too!) if she needed any stitches on her face, a licensed reconstructive surgeon would come in.
You see, stitches leave scars that are often worse than what you started out with. I know, I've had a bunch of stitches in my life, and you get a bunch of little holes on either side of the original wound, and oftentimes if the skin stretches, you'll get a much wider scar. The very most a doctor would do to those wounds is glue it shut, so as not to add to the skin trauma. But those cuts were so small, a simple butterfly band-aid would suffice. I got my chin split open and that's all I got for it, though the scar is about 3/4 long.
Tila did not have stitches. Tila did not have the "wounds" glued shut. A PA cleaned the broken skin. A doctor came in, looked at the areas and instructed the PA to apply those teensy tiny circle bandaids. The bitch didn't even need the bandaids, the doctor had them put on, because if you've ever been around a 2-year old who bumps their knee, though no skin is broken, a little bandaid and a kiss on the owie is enough to satisfy their desire for attention.
Any doctor who gave her a script for pain meds for an injury that required nothing more than a light cleaning, should have their license revoked. The most I can see them prescribing is Tylenol for the pain of any bruises. There is no fucking way the bitch walked out of the hospital with a prescription-strength pain reliever. No fucking way. There's no fucking way the doctor ordered bed rest. As a matter of fact, doctors ordering 'bedrest' for patients went out with the horse and buggy. My mom had surgery on her foot last Wednesday. They set a small broken bone and stapled her fucking foot together. Four days later, she's walking with assistance, and off all meds. The woman has 9 fucking staples and the doctor says to take it easy, and stay off it as much as possible, but no one ordered bed rest, for 9 fucking staples! She had some opiates the first few days, but she no longer needs anything stronger than prescription-strength Tylenol. Yeah, she still has some pain, but it's managed pretty well.
So, Tila is on what she'd like you to believe are opiate pain killers and complete bedrest working into the 5th day after she got a little boo-boo on her face, yet she claims a devastating accident that not only "dented" her head, gave her a concussion, AND caused the infamous mischairage, warranted nothing more than changing into a white pair of pants and flying halfway around the world to perform at dive bars. No opiates. No bed rest. No staying out of the sun for a year.
You also know what she wants you to believe? She wants you to believe that she's in control of the Juggalo Gathering from here on out. She's vowed to stop the Gathering. Countdown to her saying in the coming days/weeks that she decided to let the Juggalos have their Gathering place after all, and they have her to thank for not taking it away. She will spin it that she felt bad for the good Juggalos and didn't want to punish all the Juggalos for the bad behavior of a few.
Why would she do that? Oh dear rotspot reader, don't offend me with your ignorance. Tila has no lawsuit, and if on the offchance she did, she'll either lose outright, or win a nominal sum which will be a private, of course, settlement. Tila will spin it that she decided that the Juggalos needed a venue after all, and they better behave from here on out. But, the event will never have been in danger in the first place. The Juggalos would be there next year with or without Tila, they have no fear that she'll totally shut them down. She just wants them to believe she holds the cards, so they'll be grateful for how "cool" she is when she gives them back their event.
Let's look a little deeper into this contract thing. She claims that even though she knew of the potential for violence, because it's very obviously all over the internet that the culture of the Juggalos involves throwing water, Faygo, beer, and plastic bottles at the performers, that she knew of their penchant for violence, that she went because she doesn't judge people.
Knowing all that, she still signed a contract and then said because of that contract, she had to perform or get sued. No Tila you don't have to perform if the venue is dangerous in a life-or-limb way. Any judge in the land would listen to your side of the story about how you signed the contract, and then afterwards you receive threats and warnings that your life was in danger. They would totally take that into account. As a matter of fact, after the first stone rock hit you in the face, before you took the stage, you'd have a cause of action to pull out of the contract. And the ICP guys claim they paid you upfront and assured you that if it got too wild for you, you could pull out with no further obligations or litigation. And they were right, you could because at that point, it would be a breach of contract on their part.
Ugh this skank bitch is just flying high with this story. Keep track of the day she says she'll "allow" the Juggalos to have their event, because she's a good person and she's a forgiving person. It's coming.
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Aww, Poor Tila!
4:13 PM |
Posted by
Eduardo Retardo
I know, I'm posting up a storm today, but you guys seem to be enjoying the updates. And anybody who isn't can obviously suck my dick.
ANYWAY. Just a minute ago Tila tweeted
I'm going to ignore the fact that she's IN bedrest. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. The "i" and the "o" are right next to each other, and she's obviously far too traumatized to type. But COME THE FUCK ON. She's on bedrest!? FOR WHAT!? The two tiny fucking cuts on her face? Jesus Christ. She could have turned a rough trick and had worse injuries than that!
You know, if she was just honest and said "That was really fucking scary for me and I don't want to get out of bed right now" nobody would bat an eye at her. In fact, she'd probably garner more sympathy that way! But no, Tila, just keep exaggerating your bullshit injuries and make us all fucking hate you more.
Oh but I was hoping one of you guys could answer this question for me. How exactly is she traumatized since she knew this would happen? Don't forget, she's psychic after all! I guess seeing car accidents in the near future is MUCH different than seeing your performance go down in shit-covered flames.
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