Tuesday, August 17
Aww, Poor Tila!
4:13 PM | 
Posted by
Eduardo Retardo
I know, I'm posting up a storm today, but you guys seem to be enjoying the updates. And anybody who isn't can obviously suck my dick.
ANYWAY. Just a minute ago Tila tweeted
I'm going to ignore the fact that she's IN bedrest. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. The "i" and the "o" are right next to each other, and she's obviously far too traumatized to type. But COME THE FUCK ON. She's on bedrest!? FOR WHAT!? The two tiny fucking cuts on her face? Jesus Christ. She could have turned a rough trick and had worse injuries than that!
You know, if she was just honest and said "That was really fucking scary for me and I don't want to get out of bed right now" nobody would bat an eye at her. In fact, she'd probably garner more sympathy that way! But no, Tila, just keep exaggerating your bullshit injuries and make us all fucking hate you more.
Oh but I was hoping one of you guys could answer this question for me. How exactly is she traumatized since she knew this would happen? Don't forget, she's psychic after all! I guess seeing car accidents in the near future is MUCH different than seeing your performance go down in shit-covered flames.
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Yes, she was warned and still went and is on bedrest, of course. Exposing yourself to injury in a great way to get a new script of Norcos and lay around to dream up your next scheme.
Also, I can't stop hitting F5 today! Awesome!
Uncle Eddie, can you please ask Tila why she needs bedrest for two tiny itsy bitsy cuts, and yet when an 18 week old fetus died inside her womb and then she bled out the contents of said womb, instead of being in bedrest, she flew halfway across the world in white pants to a skanky ass bar to "perform" her stupid lame songs?
I feel like it's christmas! Best friggin' day on rotspot EVER. Keep the updates coming, ladies.
My doctor just put me in bedrest from loling hard at all her pissing and moaning.
I've got more seriously injured by getting over zealous with my fingernail clippers or breaking in a new pair of shoes.
Maybe because she talked about her super psychic powers, they ran out before her trip. O_o
The more I read this stuff, the more I can't believe this shit is real (you know what I mean). Seriously, she may be whacked out in small doses, but taken in all at once - I'm about to have a batshit aneurysm.
I guess the reception for her psychic abilities was a little off that day.
Tila, can Jane come over to play? Jane is bored and hasn't played with you in a while. She's gonna bring over some sharp scissors!
She didn't get a script for shit. She prolly got a Toradol shot and was quickly ushered out the door. Anyway, me and the woefully-pregnant Mrs. Gein have enjoyed the contant updating. Just when we finally stop LOLing over one post another is already up. Wunderbar!
Why would she post about someone receiving the same injuries yet NOT profiting from those injuries? It just shows what a twatwaffle she is.
And of course, now she's pretending she has staff on her flog. 2 days of no posts and getting scooped on her own exclusive isn't a time when she would be hiring writers.
Why does she try to deceive?
Coming home from work to all these posts made my day! I almost felt like I was there at the Gathering myself! Thanks to Team Rotspot for their fast and always witty commentary, and also thanks to all the other readers and contributors for finding all these juicy goodies!
For once TT is actually entertaining me!
How many times has she been on bedrest in the past year? It's just getting silly.
I am guessing her lawyer has informed her she needs to stop giving out so many interviews that obviously show she is perfectly fine and not crippled up so bad she has to be on bed rest. She is conniving and conjuring up her next lying ass move. She has planned this since everyone started telling her she was gonna get her ass kicked. She went there with the intention of all this happening so she could sue. She's already ran thru her porn money and desperate for more. It is all playing out just like she planned it and she is milking it for all it is worth. Trifling ass little bitch.
TN Happy said..."She is conniving and conjuring up her next lying ass move. She has planned this since everyone started telling her she was gonna get her ass kicked. She went there with the intention of all this happening so she could sue.".
THANK YOU. It's like you're reading my mind.
Skank ain't on no bed rest. Why would she need bed rest over two scratches when she had a "miscarriage" one night and took a plane to Australia that following morning AND performed that night.
See it things like this that the bobble headed nitwit says that make you wish she would go somewhere and disappear, never to be heard of again. Skank is a waste of energy.
I have to give the TRS staff a BIG round of applause. You guys have been in top form ever since this fiasco took off. My hat is off to all of you. Awesome work guys.
I'm on bed rest now from stiff nymph. Totally hot pic.
Ok, where the hell was I? I think I just past out for a minute.
I swear to f'n something that we should get a pool going as to when this bitch is going to either die, or get arrested bye the end of the year. $5 bucks in, and guess a date.
I LOVE how this has turned into such a joke, the Jimmy Kimmel video had me rolling. I know in Tila's twisted mind this is everything she could of hoped for (pathetic) but that is okay, the rest of the world is seeing what a lot of people have seen for months.
I have to feel bad for some of her fans though, Beyondbettyjean comes to mind. I know nobody will ever get through to them, they will defend Tila to the end, but I just hope with everything coming to light some of them get out while they can. I probably shouldn't give a fuck but, eh, I think if some of the people I adored growing up gave me five seconds of their time and were that within reach I'd be pretty dumb too. Maybe they are a lost cause though.
I actually emailed ICP and told them about you guys. Hope they come to check it out.
But there is a part of me that wonders if this is a PR thing on their end too...
@ Sheriff Gauncent..I'm in on the pool but I going with arrested or her getting carted off to the loony bin.
As much as I despise her ways I don't wish death on her...I mean if she does, she does, but I don't want to bet on it....sooooo I'm putting my money on either arrested or maybe just disappearing forever(I wish) or 5150 by December 17, 2010.
I'm over with her "I'm a poor, defenseless, teeny-tiny little 4'11" woman" bullshit. She comes out singing a song called "I'll Kick Everyone's Ass in the Room" (*eyeroll*) yet she's defenseless?
Poor little mini Tila. She's so tiny and meek! Ug, I'm embarrassed to be from the same species, let alone the same gender, as her.
She needs to amend defenseless to brainless.
STONE ROCKS will do that to you,for real.
I love how now the bitch is going to only be updating about herself and her pathetic fans. Seriously, when did she do anything else? Her blog is so fucking pathetic, it's not even a celebrity gossip blog, not that it ever was, it is literally a testament to herself and how awesome she (thinks) is.
I hate myself for doing this but I just looked at her blog & she mentioned quite a few times that she was IN bedrest. not a typo, uncle Eddie. she's such an idiot.
Ooooo Sheriff were you one of the OG haterz that did that with Chunks? I won that! WHOO HOO! One of my proudest internet moments. HAHAHA
I say arrested and vote for November 13th. If she is indeed "bipolar" or more likely just depressed, it usually gets worse during the holidays. She will prolly feel extra lonely, have some whirlwind romance, it will end badly, she does extra drugs, and acts a fool. She is FAR too vain to off herself. I can't imagine her killing herself. I think deep down, everyone will agree. She loves herself too much! I will even go on a limb and say she won't OD either. IDK why, I just don't think she hates herself enough to take too many drugs.
It's classic Tila avoidance. No interviews or appearances where awkward questions might be asked about non-existent stitches and lawsuits because she's in bedrest. So there.
She got her 12 hours or so of headlines and sympathy before those pesky videos that showed what ACTUALLY happened started to come out. It's got to be frustrating, right? To put herself through the Juggalo car wash only to become an even bigger joke than before she went in.
My date for total meltdown and 5150 - February 19. She has to maintain long enough to use the anniversary of Casey's death to try and get some press first.
Seriously, she may be whacked out in small doses, but taken in all at once - I'm about to have a batshit aneurysm.
HAHAHA, I know right, that is HILARIOUS!
You guys are the BEST! #PositiveEnergy! I felt the love even when I wasn't online... but damn I love this medication they gave me! LOL 36 minutes ago via web
I freaking told you guys so. Anyway she can get drugs, she will!
I'm going to try and work in "batshit aneurism" into my daily conversations. They don't give out opiates for head injuries which is what the doctors would have been primarily concerned about instead of her tiny wounds. Also as a model and actress, she would have been referred to a plastic surgeon if stitches were even considered. Her face would heal best with soap and water 2x a day and no picking at the tiny scabs. Finally, I've only heard the term 'bedrest' in referral to pregnant women. I hope that bamfscott dude is ready to go on the Maury Show. Now that would be hilarious!
LOL!!!!!!!! she's mentioned in this article, too!!
http://www.girlszilla.com/vip-corner/tila-tequila-attacked-with-rocks-and-bottles-by-the-crowd/