So...Tila's continuing her stupid fucking bullshit of going up and down, up and down, UP AND DOWN with this Rehab shit.  Today she shared with us the news WE ALREADY FUCKING KNEW - that Celebrity Rehab has been postponed.  Just so you know, here's TMZ talking about it on May 17th.  In fact, if you ask Tila's good friend Mr. Google about "Celebrity Rehab 4 postponed," there are COUNTLESS entries stating it.  So thanks, Tila, we already knew it.  Anyway, here's her stupid rambling bullshit.  I've underlined the parts that are particularly intriguing.

Okay, now if you've read that, I doubt I have to say HOW MUCH THIS FUCKING PISSES ME OFF, because I'm sure you're just as pissed off with her stupid bullshit.  But let's go through it, just for funsies.

First off, you fucking idiot meth mouth, what the fuck are you addicted to?  Because I thought it was Ambien, but Ambien isn't opiate (or opium) based.  Here's a lovely screen cap about Ambien:


Also, I learned that excretion for Ambien is 56% renal, and 34% fecal.  Huh, you learn something new every day.  Anyway, so what the fuck is she saying she's on?  Painkillers now?  Or doesn't she even know at this point?  And I love how she says "OMG I'd love to shoot up [heroin] sooooo much."  Yeah, that's a great fucking example for your Army of morons, Tila.  Awesome.

Okay here's the part I'm sure is making most of you rip your fucking hair out.  I wanted to make sure I pointed out how many times she says "well, since they aren't filming until July, I'm gonna keep poppin' that shit!"  She says it a ton of times, then says how determined she is.  BITCH, IF YOU WERE DETERMINED, YOU'D STOP TAKING WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE TAKING.  And don't give me that fucking bullshit about $30,000 a month for rehab.  For fuck's sake, Tila, it took me a whole 5 seconds to find a FREE rehab facility in LA.  It's only one of many, I just wanted to prove a point.  Also, not all rehab centers are $30,000 a month, and I don't even know if Promises is for that matter.  GUESS WHAT IDIOT, YOU CAN TRAVEL OUT OF STATE, OR TO A DIFFERENT PART OF THE STATE.  Jesus.  I bet if she called Dr. Drew and was like "I really need to get clean and I can't wait," he'd get her ass in rehab faster than my hero Nomi Malone would shove a skank's ass down the stairs to steal her part in Showgirls.

I'm just so disgusted by this bitch.  And the worst part?  Well, you guys might not think it's the worst part, but it sure as fuck pisses me off.  She ends this little diatribe with that fucking picture she took with her pill bottles fully in the shot.  FULLY IN THE SHOT.  I remember when we posted on that, a few of you thought maybe she set that shit up.  Well, wonder no more, because now she can use it to her advantage.  And as if that's not bad enough, this is how she advertised this Dear Diary entry on Facebook:


Oh wow, look what fucking picture she's using!  In case you don't know, you can cycle through any picture used in the link you're posting on Facebook to pick an appropriate one.  I know this because I constantly pimp my posts here out on my Facebook, and I also know that the first picture is usually the one it selects, and you have the option to choose another one.  SO TILA CHOSE THIS ONE.

Oh, but she does give us all hope.  She says "that really does hurt and makes me want to take even more drugs to numb the pain out."  Good!  We'll keep going then!  FUCK.  I really want this bitch to die.  I'm sorry, I know that makes me a terrible person, but you can all suck my dick.  Seriously.  She's an atrocious human being.  I mean, way to fucking MOCK addiction - not that I'm surprised, you've mocked everything else that's tragic, like rape and miscarriage - and prove to us all that you're just doing it for TV.  And just in case you don't believe she's doing it all for TV time (yes, I know you readers aren't brain dead chimps, I know you're aware that she's just doing it to be on TV), here's the bottom half of her post from last night.

Yes, it's all stupid bullshit, like always, but notice the tag that says "spin off?"  I'm assuming that just like CR was HER NEW SHOW ABOUT HER LIFE (LOL) that Sober House is going to be her "spin off" show.  The reality is - BITCH YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET A SPIN OFF, STOP TRYING.  THEY OFFERED IT TO LINDSAY LOHAN, NOT YOU, YOU FUCKING TRAGIC MIDGET WHORE GOBLIN.

Uncle Eddie is so sick of this bitch.