He's so butthurt and honestly I can't blame him.  Buuuut, I'm PRETTY SURE we warned him and he told us to get fucked.  Anyhow, he's goin' on about how he's gotta clear his name because she's paid off Shyla (yes he still thinks he's involved with her I guess) but he's pullin' skeletons out of her closet ... but they are basically the same ones we've been pullin' out.  However, he did leave us a nice little present:

So we've all been wondering why Tila and CR4 aren't happening anymore, right?  This is pretty much straight from the horses mouth:

I don't really know how I feel about this.  Doesn't this violate Tila's rights as a patient?  I don't know, because, I mean, it's a reality show really.  Anyway, it's good for a laugh, and I figured some of you probably hadn't seen it yet.

Oh and also, today we got a plug from these guys: http://www.westsideradio.co.uk/
So hi to everybody checking in from the UK!  I suggest looking at the "Real Talk" tab at the top of this site for the hard hitting information!  We're not just "haters" here, we actually have a point, I swear.

There's been speculation for about a month regarding whether or not Tila is still going on CR4.  It started when she began bragging about her UK Tour, and performing at the UMA's (which, you can read here, got shit-canned because of some of our readers).  Anyway, today Gawker gives us confirmation that Tila herself has been shit-canned from Celebrity Rehab:

Guys, stop screaming "JUMP!" at your computer screens and read it.  

We here at the Rotspot have been 99% sure of this news for a while, but we were waiting on confirmation before finally making a post, and I guess this is it.  I might be the only one who is SO SAD over this news.  I was so excited for her to be on TV, especially Celebrity Rehab.  I love trainwreck TV!  This would have been the best trainwreck on TV since Britney and Kevin's show, whatever the shit that was called.

Anyway, want to read another great article from Gawker?  Click here. 

It's pretty remarkable that Tila is such a fucking wreck that Dr. Drew doesn't even want her in rehab.  That's fucking nuts.  I mean, as the article said, they took Gary Busey.  Gary fucking Busey, creator of Busey-isms like "You know what FEAR stands for?  False Evidence Appearing Real."  Nobody is crazier than Gary fucking Busey, and they took HIM.

Of course, a little while ago Tila told someone that she got "private help" (you know, which she previously couldn't afford) so she wouldn't be getting public help on TV.  But in true Tila fashion, she said she got private help before she admitted her problem, which of course makes no sense in the scheme of things.  We wouldn't expect anything less.

So what is she filming, then?  I know some of you guys are wondering if she's shooting that porno she reportedly signed up for a while back.  Personally I don't think she'd do porn anymore.  I think Tila has an image of herself in her head - it's what we see with her "angel of God" posts.  I mean, she literally must think she's an angel, and that she's total A-list and OMG SO STRONG.  I'm so sick of her talking about what a strong woman she is.  Anyway, I don't think she'd resort back to porn because it wouldn't fit in with the image she has of herself in her mind.  And besides, Tila always says she's filming something.  Just look at this super old screen cap I have:
LOL nobody believed it then, and we shouldn't hold our breath now.

(Ed. Note: Sorry if I don't seem up to my usual game, guys.  I'm on a ton of medication because I have wicked Tonsillitis, so you'll have to bear with me for a few days until I'm all better.  <3)

Tila claims here that she's addicted to prescription painkillers. Ok. That's noble of her to admit she has an addiction, and even more noble to seek help. Of course, this being Tila, she never does anything because it's noble, but that's besides the point. Continue on with the blog:

...and she has a VERY important message for her army of retards Tila Army:

Don't believe me?  Well, here is what SHE had to say:

So...Tila's continuing her stupid fucking bullshit of going up and down, up and down, UP AND DOWN with this Rehab shit.  Today she shared with us the news WE ALREADY FUCKING KNEW - that Celebrity Rehab has been postponed.  Just so you know, here's TMZ talking about it on May 17th.  In fact, if you ask Tila's good friend Mr. Google about "Celebrity Rehab 4 postponed," there are COUNTLESS entries stating it.  So thanks, Tila, we already knew it.  Anyway, here's her stupid rambling bullshit.  I've underlined the parts that are particularly intriguing.

Okay, now if you've read that, I doubt I have to say HOW MUCH THIS FUCKING PISSES ME OFF, because I'm sure you're just as pissed off with her stupid bullshit.  But let's go through it, just for funsies.

First off, you fucking idiot meth mouth, what the fuck are you addicted to?  Because I thought it was Ambien, but Ambien isn't opiate (or opium) based.  Here's a lovely screen cap about Ambien:


Also, I learned that excretion for Ambien is 56% renal, and 34% fecal.  Huh, you learn something new every day.  Anyway, so what the fuck is she saying she's on?  Painkillers now?  Or doesn't she even know at this point?  And I love how she says "OMG I'd love to shoot up [heroin] sooooo much."  Yeah, that's a great fucking example for your Army of morons, Tila.  Awesome.

Okay here's the part I'm sure is making most of you rip your fucking hair out.  I wanted to make sure I pointed out how many times she says "well, since they aren't filming until July, I'm gonna keep poppin' that shit!"  She says it a ton of times, then says how determined she is.  BITCH, IF YOU WERE DETERMINED, YOU'D STOP TAKING WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE TAKING.  And don't give me that fucking bullshit about $30,000 a month for rehab.  For fuck's sake, Tila, it took me a whole 5 seconds to find a FREE rehab facility in LA.  It's only one of many, I just wanted to prove a point.  Also, not all rehab centers are $30,000 a month, and I don't even know if Promises is for that matter.  GUESS WHAT IDIOT, YOU CAN TRAVEL OUT OF STATE, OR TO A DIFFERENT PART OF THE STATE.  Jesus.  I bet if she called Dr. Drew and was like "I really need to get clean and I can't wait," he'd get her ass in rehab faster than my hero Nomi Malone would shove a skank's ass down the stairs to steal her part in Showgirls.

I'm just so disgusted by this bitch.  And the worst part?  Well, you guys might not think it's the worst part, but it sure as fuck pisses me off.  She ends this little diatribe with that fucking picture she took with her pill bottles fully in the shot.  FULLY IN THE SHOT.  I remember when we posted on that, a few of you thought maybe she set that shit up.  Well, wonder no more, because now she can use it to her advantage.  And as if that's not bad enough, this is how she advertised this Dear Diary entry on Facebook:


Oh wow, look what fucking picture she's using!  In case you don't know, you can cycle through any picture used in the link you're posting on Facebook to pick an appropriate one.  I know this because I constantly pimp my posts here out on my Facebook, and I also know that the first picture is usually the one it selects, and you have the option to choose another one.  SO TILA CHOSE THIS ONE.

Oh, but she does give us all hope.  She says "that really does hurt and makes me want to take even more drugs to numb the pain out."  Good!  We'll keep going then!  FUCK.  I really want this bitch to die.  I'm sorry, I know that makes me a terrible person, but you can all suck my dick.  Seriously.  She's an atrocious human being.  I mean, way to fucking MOCK addiction - not that I'm surprised, you've mocked everything else that's tragic, like rape and miscarriage - and prove to us all that you're just doing it for TV.  And just in case you don't believe she's doing it all for TV time (yes, I know you readers aren't brain dead chimps, I know you're aware that she's just doing it to be on TV), here's the bottom half of her post from last night.

Yes, it's all stupid bullshit, like always, but notice the tag that says "spin off?"  I'm assuming that just like CR was HER NEW SHOW ABOUT HER LIFE (LOL) that Sober House is going to be her "spin off" show.  The reality is - BITCH YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET A SPIN OFF, STOP TRYING.  THEY OFFERED IT TO LINDSAY LOHAN, NOT YOU, YOU FUCKING TRAGIC MIDGET WHORE GOBLIN.

Uncle Eddie is so sick of this bitch.

Okay everybody, your faithful writers have been hearing whispers for a while now that Tila is, in fact, leaving for Celebrity Rehab. She finally confirmed it:


Yeah, I'm sure they'll let you blog from there, you fucking retard.  Of course, this is after she tweeted she was going to London yesterday:


(Hint: This was just slang for "my other personality, Caroline - you know, the Brit - is coming.")

ANYWAY.  This is boring.  Who cares.  Since the show is going on (since the glorious Shauna Sand decided to grace the show and give Michael K over at DListed a huge hard-on), let's make our own drinking game.

I'm expecting you to post your best ideas in our comments.  I'll give you a head start.  Take a shot every time she mentions the haters, or the word "jealous."  Also, take 3 shots if they show this blog!  Oh god you guys, how great would that be.

Yes, I'm advocating you getting drunk and possibly starting a lifelong track of alcoholism while watching a show specifically aimed at watching z-list celebrities getting camera time sober.  Uncle Eddie is a crass motherfucker like that.  Let's go, Rotspotters!  I'll post your best shit on a new entry soon.

I'd love to walk up and laugh right in her face!  We all knew Miss Hogul's Celebrity Rehab stunt was to TRY and get some publicity via TMZ and I'm sure it's given her a little.  Like she said herself, any press is good press ... no matter what it says about her.

Funny enough, we called all of this.  IF indeed she WAS offered a spot on CR we knew from the day the info was released via TMZ that the show could possibly be canceled.  Of course Tila said everyone was "juss jelis" and that it was just a RUMOR and that she had already been filming for it and would be leaving soon (would be tomorrow) to go do some bad acting into her recovery documented via CR. 


But alas, Mister Producer Man called gutterslut a few days back and broke the news to her.


Isn't it funny that we know what she's going to do BEFORE she does it?  I mean how worn out is this bitch that she just has to keep saying the saaaaame shit oooover and oooooover.  It seems that when she's humiliated and doesn't know what else to do she always goes into a "I'm leaving!!!" tantrum.  You know what I mean? Everyone has been in a relationship where you're faggy other half ALWAYS throws this sort of shit around in need of attention.  So would it surprise you to see THIS this morning on Skelewhore's Twitter!?!?

"... but "Celebrity Rehab" has been put on ice because they just can't find a big star with a big problem."  "Most important ... we're told there isn't a big headliner."

Oooooh gooodness!!!   Tila, once again, is the ONLY person that thinks she's ANYONE in Hollywood.  They blatantly say that she's a nobody!  They go on to talk about Lindsay Lohan.  It all makes sense why Tila was trying so desperately to get her attention.  She NEEDED LiLo to take on CR so that SHE could KEEP her TV deal.  Poooor Thien Thing Twat Thong just keeps trying to swim above water but everything she touches turns into quicksand and it is drowning her.  The only person she's fooling with all of these outlandish tales is herself and perhaps a few underage children who have shitty parents and need something, someone to believe in.  She COULD have been a role model and really been an inspiration to these kids that need guidance, instead she'd rather show them how awesome it is to get naked, do drugs, and constantly lie for attention.

Please indulge me a moment: I ask that you check out this blog entry from the lovely Fatty and Rotty of just about 72 hours ago:

It brings Uncle Eddie so much joy to tell you all this.  So much joy.  Let me savor it for a minute.

[...]

Ahhh...ooh that's good.  You guys ready?  So I was bored, driving home (okay my boyfriend was driving, I wasn't checking my phone and driving at the same time), and I happened across TMZ...


OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

This post is dedicated to all the times Tila called us "jealous haters" and INSISTED that she didn't do drugs or drink.

So Uncle Eddie is thinking...she's probably just doing this for attention, right?  To save her career, right?  But can you name one single person who got a career boost from this show?  Go on, name one.  ONE.  Name me one person who came off this show and their career got rejuvenated. 

And just one more time...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



I can't wait to see this trainwreck go down.  Everybody tune into the first episode (if it doesn't get canceled, that is) to watch a day in the life of Tila.

I'm leaving you all with a quote from my boyfriend:  "Maybe it's her addiction to fake pregnancies?"