The other day, PopCrunch.com published this article: 15 Celebrities We've Grown To Hate Over Twitter.  Guess who made the list?


The whole thing was just aces.  Finally it seems to be becoming common knowledge that Tila fakes pregnancies, miscarriages, break-ins, etc, and that she's FUCKING INSANE and an attention whore to the max.

Honestly, I think the Rotspot & all of you play a LARGE part in that.  If we weren't here, pointing out her ridiculous bullshit on the daily (or, you know, the every-other-daily) I don't think so many people would know.

Oh, but I guess PopCrunch.com is just a bunch of "fawkin hatas," as Tila so eloquently wrote in her Facebook status the other day.  She proves every single day what an uneducated simpleton she is, why do we expect her Tila Army to be any different?

Way to fuck your career, Tila.  Thanks!

So Tila just finished her "set" at the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.  I personally stayed awake because I wanted to be around when reviews first started rolling in.  So let me give you a little bit of info first.

Tila went on stage sometime around 2:45 am.  Here's the schedule for the Gathering.  I've circled Tila's show for you, in case you might miss it.

See it?

Anyway, we've been hearing for weeks that the Juggalos had brilliant plans for her.  See, Tila, you actually have a rather large number of "haters," even though you don't want to admit it.  Oh, but wait, I'm sure they all come from the same IP address on your fail blog, don't they?  LOL!  So the Tila Army, the white knights that they are, all try to warn their fair Queen (*cough cough*) that turmoil and terror surely await her!  What does Tila do?  Same thing she always does, she ignores it.

Tonight she posts these two tweets:


That first one pisses me off especially, and I don't even like ICP.  It just seems so flagrantly insulting to me that she doesn't even know the band who hosts this festival.  For fuck's sake.  Anyway, the second one was just fucking funny.  YOU'RE going to spray the crowd, Tila?  You might as well just get up on stage and scream "Who wants cake!?"

Wait, hold up a second.  Maybe you're unfamiliar with the people referred to as "Juggalos."  Let's take a moment and look at some pictures, shall we?


Not kidding.  Okay, back to it.

All grew quiet on Twitter as we awaited news.  Had the Juggalos fulfilled their promises of pelting her with piss and shit?  Had they been entranced by her wonky-ass nipples?  Did she have a new baby daddy with a painted face?

Then oh God.  Oh god oh god oh god.

Could it be?
Dare I dream!?
Oh dear God!  Please, let it be true!  I hesitated in believing it, because these were the only tweets I could find.  I warned everyone (because I'm fucking Debbie Downer like that) to not get too excited just yet.  After all, this is how rumors are started.  Slowly though, more tweets have begun to trickle in...

And we get a little update from Brock


And more from random festival patrons:

We here at the Rotspot will be sure to keep you updated!  Hopefully we'll have a video or some photos to go with this story in a few days!  Stay tuned!

As more tweets come in (while I'm still awake) I'll just add them here, to the bottom.

Oh but we did tell her.  Even her precious Army told her. 


She's another act, right?  So that's pretty much confirmation then.  Hey Tila?  Suck my dick.  Juggalos?  Way to fucking go.  I owe you motherfuckers some Faygo.

Update!!
Okay, so TMZ is reporting on the incident last night.  Complete with photos that make my heart grow three sizes, just like The Grinch!


Remember when Tila rubbed in our faces that anybody she ever met on the street was absolutely PEACHES AND PIE to her, because she was omg so fucking sweet and you just couldn't help but fall in love with her?  Hi, welcome to the Truth.

Aaaaand cue the pity party.

PS:

HA!

Oh, and here's a picture of the stage, post-Tila:

This will be a weekly feature from your dearest, Seola Uno. I will dig deep into the chlamydia and push aside the warts to get to some old info, articles, etc. on our beloved cum dumpster. We’ll get to see her lies played out several years ago and show she had haters long before us and will long after. I will attempt to number the lies, so throughout our time together, we’ll get to celebrate each and every driveling, winding, cheesy lie and you get to count up! We are going to start with one of the first tweets off her “officialtila” account with Twitter. Just for fun’s sake – let’s start where the Rotspot did.

Excuse me while I catch my breath. 485 days ago, or 69 weeks, or 16 months ago – someone tweeted her something that hurt our poor little Tila. This tweet proves relevant for one major reason. “Wtf are you on?” Ah hahahaha hahah roflcopterz. This coming from the skank who’s “on” dozens of unwitting guys and girls and drugs too! I can say that because Tila herself admitted it when she thought she was going to get some love from the Celeb Rehab folks. But here also lies an insult that many of us have not ticked off the list (black people, African Americans, men, pregnant women, “non ethnic”, etc.). It’s a not so clever blond reference!

Can’t keep betting when you’re broke, baby. You’ve gambled on trying to take out an NFL star (fail), gambled on several pregnancies (fail), faking mental illness (fail), faking suicide (fail), IVF claims (fail), dating site (fail), gambling site (fail), record label (can it be a fail if it never started?), music (fail), house in Thailand (fail), fake engagements (fail) and you don’t even know how to operate a simple alarm clock to get to flights on time.

Time for Lie #1.

For all the working out she did, Oliver Stone had no projects from this tweet through now attached to Tila’s name. Really though, how slow does someone ask a question to have time for someone to do all that? And why, oh God, why couldn't she have knocked herself out forever by one of her beef curtains smacking her in the face during a jumping jack? Yeah bitches, you know you got that imagery. Don't be grossed out - think of how fucking funny that would be.

Now, as minor as this lie is – it’s got the lolz. Lie #2.

Tila spouting intelligence on how we are all vibrators! You see, we are made of energy, not… *snort* vibrations. Energy doesn’t vibrate; its energy in shifting is made of natural combines. Humans have to manipulate energy of atoms and rearrange it to make shoes. Atoms are not vibrations – they are solid mass. The lie comes in with this stupid claim of an experiment in Philly. She claims this isn't known because it's a government cover up. But somehow, Skankbag Tila was able to get what would probably be classified Yankee White security clearance? Like, she totally only exists because we read the interwebz. Get it? Does this mean if we shake Tila hard enough she’ll disappear? Wow – that’d be amazingly awesome. If everything Tila always wanted was a shitty, trashed apartment, a dog chained to a stripper pole, no car, no job, no money and a sidekick with a forehead they are turfing now for the Superbowl – she wins! But why didn’t she rearrange her atoms to save Casey, instead of having Casey move all her shit (and medications) to her house, then locking her out and Casey’s dogs in, and take off to parts unknown?

So...Tila's continuing her stupid fucking bullshit of going up and down, up and down, UP AND DOWN with this Rehab shit.  Today she shared with us the news WE ALREADY FUCKING KNEW - that Celebrity Rehab has been postponed.  Just so you know, here's TMZ talking about it on May 17th.  In fact, if you ask Tila's good friend Mr. Google about "Celebrity Rehab 4 postponed," there are COUNTLESS entries stating it.  So thanks, Tila, we already knew it.  Anyway, here's her stupid rambling bullshit.  I've underlined the parts that are particularly intriguing.

Okay, now if you've read that, I doubt I have to say HOW MUCH THIS FUCKING PISSES ME OFF, because I'm sure you're just as pissed off with her stupid bullshit.  But let's go through it, just for funsies.

First off, you fucking idiot meth mouth, what the fuck are you addicted to?  Because I thought it was Ambien, but Ambien isn't opiate (or opium) based.  Here's a lovely screen cap about Ambien:


Also, I learned that excretion for Ambien is 56% renal, and 34% fecal.  Huh, you learn something new every day.  Anyway, so what the fuck is she saying she's on?  Painkillers now?  Or doesn't she even know at this point?  And I love how she says "OMG I'd love to shoot up [heroin] sooooo much."  Yeah, that's a great fucking example for your Army of morons, Tila.  Awesome.

Okay here's the part I'm sure is making most of you rip your fucking hair out.  I wanted to make sure I pointed out how many times she says "well, since they aren't filming until July, I'm gonna keep poppin' that shit!"  She says it a ton of times, then says how determined she is.  BITCH, IF YOU WERE DETERMINED, YOU'D STOP TAKING WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE TAKING.  And don't give me that fucking bullshit about $30,000 a month for rehab.  For fuck's sake, Tila, it took me a whole 5 seconds to find a FREE rehab facility in LA.  It's only one of many, I just wanted to prove a point.  Also, not all rehab centers are $30,000 a month, and I don't even know if Promises is for that matter.  GUESS WHAT IDIOT, YOU CAN TRAVEL OUT OF STATE, OR TO A DIFFERENT PART OF THE STATE.  Jesus.  I bet if she called Dr. Drew and was like "I really need to get clean and I can't wait," he'd get her ass in rehab faster than my hero Nomi Malone would shove a skank's ass down the stairs to steal her part in Showgirls.

I'm just so disgusted by this bitch.  And the worst part?  Well, you guys might not think it's the worst part, but it sure as fuck pisses me off.  She ends this little diatribe with that fucking picture she took with her pill bottles fully in the shot.  FULLY IN THE SHOT.  I remember when we posted on that, a few of you thought maybe she set that shit up.  Well, wonder no more, because now she can use it to her advantage.  And as if that's not bad enough, this is how she advertised this Dear Diary entry on Facebook:


Oh wow, look what fucking picture she's using!  In case you don't know, you can cycle through any picture used in the link you're posting on Facebook to pick an appropriate one.  I know this because I constantly pimp my posts here out on my Facebook, and I also know that the first picture is usually the one it selects, and you have the option to choose another one.  SO TILA CHOSE THIS ONE.

Oh, but she does give us all hope.  She says "that really does hurt and makes me want to take even more drugs to numb the pain out."  Good!  We'll keep going then!  FUCK.  I really want this bitch to die.  I'm sorry, I know that makes me a terrible person, but you can all suck my dick.  Seriously.  She's an atrocious human being.  I mean, way to fucking MOCK addiction - not that I'm surprised, you've mocked everything else that's tragic, like rape and miscarriage - and prove to us all that you're just doing it for TV.  And just in case you don't believe she's doing it all for TV time (yes, I know you readers aren't brain dead chimps, I know you're aware that she's just doing it to be on TV), here's the bottom half of her post from last night.

Yes, it's all stupid bullshit, like always, but notice the tag that says "spin off?"  I'm assuming that just like CR was HER NEW SHOW ABOUT HER LIFE (LOL) that Sober House is going to be her "spin off" show.  The reality is - BITCH YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET A SPIN OFF, STOP TRYING.  THEY OFFERED IT TO LINDSAY LOHAN, NOT YOU, YOU FUCKING TRAGIC MIDGET WHORE GOBLIN.

Uncle Eddie is so sick of this bitch.

Okay before I reveal WHO is "juss jelis" let me explain where the phrase comes from as I know we've used it a few times recently.  There is no real misspelling of the phrase as a bunch of retards (yes, I said retards) that call themselves her "army" only know how to talk in broken sentence fragments mixed with a little bit of ebonics.  So, we're making sure that they are able to comprehend what we're gettin' at here at the Rotspot.  I'm equal opportunity ya know!

I LOVE the fact that we get called "fat jelis h8rz" who have "no life" because we think Tila is the epitome of trainwreck.  I mean, who can't rubberneck at the brutal accident on I-95 with a donut in mouth and trusty Starbucks in hand on the way to work?!?!??!  However (SURPRISE!) we are NOT the only group of jelis fatty hotties that think 9head needs to learn to fuckin' style a bitch.

Who cares really.  It's over and she's moved on to another pogo stick for the upcoming weekend I'm sure.  But, we have conflicting stories on where Tila and Casa met and I can't have you guys bickering in the comments on who's right and who's wrong.  So, here it is from the gremlin's mouth herself, well at least on her "personal" Facebook account:

Yea, you read that right.  She is BRAGGING about meeting him in the grocery store and then getting engaged.  Even Garry, the one everyone thought played cupid, makes note of the "love at first booty call".

Who knows though.  "Public Tila Tequila" says that haters are stupid for assuming the above mentioned.  That they had known each other beforehand. 


What a surprise!  Tila caught in a lie! 

Huh?!? Right from the hotspot TT shows us how a pregnant virgin gets "touched for the very first time" ...