It brings Uncle Eddie so much joy to tell you all this.  So much joy.  Let me savor it for a minute.

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Ahhh...ooh that's good.  You guys ready?  So I was bored, driving home (okay my boyfriend was driving, I wasn't checking my phone and driving at the same time), and I happened across TMZ...


OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

This post is dedicated to all the times Tila called us "jealous haters" and INSISTED that she didn't do drugs or drink.

So Uncle Eddie is thinking...she's probably just doing this for attention, right?  To save her career, right?  But can you name one single person who got a career boost from this show?  Go on, name one.  ONE.  Name me one person who came off this show and their career got rejuvenated. 

And just one more time...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



I can't wait to see this trainwreck go down.  Everybody tune into the first episode (if it doesn't get canceled, that is) to watch a day in the life of Tila.

I'm leaving you all with a quote from my boyfriend:  "Maybe it's her addiction to fake pregnancies?"