Okay so the reviews (and by reviews I mean the people unlucky enough to be there are tweeting about it) are rolling in, and here's what we have so far.

@CheckOne2Paris over on twitter gave us this picture of "Tila rocking conga room for all 6 of us." I prefer to believe she's showing off how her armpit looks like a vagina, but whatever.


He also gave us this video, that I'm currently having trouble snagging so I'll just embed it. It's 4:30 in the morning, Uncle Eddie is tired. Suck it.



Yeah, I don't know why she's on the ground either.

@luvbrebre tweeted "wowsy, tila tequila show rung in the crowd today.a whopping 20 peeps...at conga room so far.. looks like im off early moohaha"

But the best one definitely comes from my homegirl @MissTilaOMG who twitpic'd us THIS PICTURE OMFG and wished us to point out her wonky fucking nipples. If you ever had any doubt, let this put an end to it once and for all.


Dear Lord, that's not even human! Tila should sue the doctor that gave her that hack job. She's always telling us she's from a 3rd world country...maybe she just means her tits are from a 3rd world country. I'd believe that.

So I'm sure tomorrow she's going to tell us how she was AMAZING and OMG SHE ROCKED THE PLACE and the CROWD WAS HUGE and SO MANY STARS WANTED TO FUCK HER. But I'm going to believe the people tweeting about it. Just saying.

Here's some more pictures to make you lose your breakfast:



Check out the rest of them here at OK! Magazine.

Mr. Bradshaw, who you see running out in all his effeminate V-necked glory in that video, really REALLY couldn't rip off Lady Gaga anymore, could he? This is really about as bargain bin as you can get. Jesus.