Thursday, May 13
What we know of the Conga Room so far
4:43 AM | 
Posted by
Eduardo Retardo
Okay so the reviews (and by reviews I mean the people unlucky enough to be there are tweeting about it) are rolling in, and here's what we have so far.
@CheckOne2Paris over on twitter gave us this picture of "Tila rocking conga room for all 6 of us." I prefer to believe she's showing off how her armpit looks like a vagina, but whatever.
He also gave us this video, that I'm currently having trouble snagging so I'll just embed it. It's 4:30 in the morning, Uncle Eddie is tired. Suck it.
Yeah, I don't know why she's on the ground either.
@luvbrebre tweeted "wowsy, tila tequila show rung in the crowd today.a whopping 20 peeps...at conga room so far.. looks like im off early moohaha"
But the best one definitely comes from my homegirl @MissTilaOMG who twitpic'd us THIS PICTURE OMFG and wished us to point out her wonky fucking nipples. If you ever had any doubt, let this put an end to it once and for all.
Dear Lord, that's not even human! Tila should sue the doctor that gave her that hack job. She's always telling us she's from a 3rd world country...maybe she just means her tits are from a 3rd world country. I'd believe that.
So I'm sure tomorrow she's going to tell us how she was AMAZING and OMG SHE ROCKED THE PLACE and the CROWD WAS HUGE and SO MANY STARS WANTED TO FUCK HER. But I'm going to believe the people tweeting about it. Just saying.
Here's some more pictures to make you lose your breakfast:
Check out the rest of them here at OK! Magazine.
Mr. Bradshaw, who you see running out in all his effeminate V-necked glory in that video, really REALLY couldn't rip off Lady Gaga anymore, could he? This is really about as bargain bin as you can get. Jesus.
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She's already made sure to tweet about how she made out with some random person. Not what I wanted to wake up to.
Excellent post, as always!
I have always sworn that her tit job is abominal, I have sent you diagrams to prove it. So NOW you believe me??? Nuff proof???
GREAT post!
but Oh Lord...
that´s all i can say... that is getting even worse
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http://www.famegame.com/mediaGalleryEP/1773906/?type=core&start=0
Looks like a deformed fuckin bird from an oil spill!! And, OMG her armpit does look like a saggy vag..LMAO!! NASTY BITCH! Love the blog!
-Tilasmind
I actually like the outfit for the carpet if it had been for a photoshoot and a photoshoot alone.
HOWEVER if my nipples were botched you can believe I wouldn't wear an outfit that complimented them! I would be doing everything to HIDE that they are uneven. Yes I'm shouting, it's 9am and no coffee. Seriously she's had to have had these things 10 years right? You get your titties replaced every 10 years so lets pray all this PR work is to earn her new boob job money. I will gladly buy itunes shit if it was a contribution fund to "even the playing field" or "Money shot goal" for her upcoming porn debut.
It's honestly not that expensive to fix a boob job, considering her tits couldn't have been more than 3,500. Yes I know a lot about tits.
(I can glance and tell you how much her shoes are so at some point in 1 year she had at least 1K)
I wonder what she would have done if she had a "uniboob"?
Would forehead make a small hammock with chains with a buckle in the center for the uniboob? I promise to you and everything that's unholy he sure as shit would.
For the $300 he spends at the craft store buying feathers to glue to a belt from "5. 10. 20 " and the hot shorts from American Apparel with pantyhose tights from Forever 21, one would think he would do something to make the appearance of such a nipple travesty less noticeable.
(Oh I'll stop.)
At least her shoes *LB's* which I'm sure she bought to replace her "fetus" were classy....even though she had to fling her body on the ground so we could see the soles to check for authenticity.
I can't hate too much on her "gig" because I didn't even make it out of my home last night let alone staple feathers to a belt and call my paparrazi while texting my pill dealer at the same time. I mean I bask in the glow of her multi tasking abilities and beauty.
Actually I'm more interested in knowing who was in the burlesque show and one last bit of advice for forehead since I'm actually a stylist:
YOU STYLE AROUND THE EVENT! If the Hogul is going to be channeling Billie Holiday & Marilyn Monroe (the sound you hear all day is the rolling in graves, honestly expect an earthquake) then you dress your hogul to get the point and mood across.
Style lesson 3 but of course you have to attend classes to get these lessons.
What has mystified me the most about her actions is going from Tila Tequila to Miss Tila because nothing else has changed.
Throwing a Miss in front of your name and making "mature" music that isn't about dongs and blow jobs would mean, you MIGHT start dressing the part to go with the fake image.
BUT OOOOOH NOOOOO.
I do believe her "miss tila" idea was the result 1 day she wore red Sally Jesse Raphel frames (who was a gossip host) to appear "serious" and give her a signature for her gossip. blargh. On my worst finals thesis I could come up with something a little bit better.
Tila is a walking example of what a semester of Fashion Design of online Academy's will give you.
Thank god Forehead did that 1 semester and worked at Barney's (or where ever). She will forever look like his Freshman assignment to pass him to his summer courses.
There is no reason to Lady Gaga everyone out there but at least she's not bedazzled.
she wants to be lady gaga so bad.
In that vid there are only maybe 4 camera flashes going off. One is most likely Garry Sun and one probably works for the Conga Room...so there are two people taking photos(and by the time between the flashes not that many compared to a real celeb..fuck I get more flashes from cameras on my nights out!)
Honestly if I was such a failure at everything I did trying to be famous I would pack it up and go back to school...I guess Tila's option would be to go back into stripping or porn, she could be a semi famous porn star/stripper at least.
I think the last time I saw something like that it was attacking Tippi Hedren in a phone booth.
Hey! Tell me you checked Tila's Twitter this morning! She says she's suing you, Spiked and Tila Truth for felony count! Not that she'll win, but I'm more interested in your extremely soon to be post on the subject...
Oh noes! Tila's gonna SUE!
She doesn't have a legal pot to piss in. These sites aren't making anything up. I'd love to see her try, though. It'll make the work day go by so much quicker.
While I don't wish the lawyer fees on any of the resistance, how awesome would Tila be on the witness stand? I'd love the chance to cross examine her. It'd be like a lawyer game, see who could destroy her credibility quickest.
Oh my lordy y'all are being SUED for a FELONY!
Also, did anyone notice that from the time she said goodnight to her lawsuit tweets was only a little over 3 hours. She must personally be keeping redbull in business.
Ohh poor slag...she doesn't even realise you can't sue someone for a felony..you have to bring charges up against them.
She's saying it is for copywrite infringement...ummm Hey Cuntbag, just so you know making money off of other peoples songs is illegal, soliciting money for a charity that doesn't exist is illegal, plagerising and stealing intellectual property and claiming it as your own is illegal, exposing your dirty snatch to underage kiddies and having phone sex with them is illegal. Pretty sure some of those would be felony charges.
I'm pretty sure the Rotspot gang could defend themselves in court and win against a whore beast like her.
It's no surprise that her understanding of law is also a big fat FAIL.
She deleted the tweet. Too bad someone didn't save it. Oh wait, someone did. ;)
She's already taken down those posts (knew I should've taken a SS) and is now just saying she's meeting with a lawyer.
I like how calling someone a 15 year old whore with no proof is legal, but posting pictures of what someone else said is a felony. Whorelogic. lol.
It is tooooo early to see those horrid pictures! She has to be on major drugs to think she looks good! BARF! Go to bed Tila!! Take your Ambien!
If the wench ever gets further than a letter, set up a PayPal account. I'd throw you a few bucks for lawyer's fees because you entertain me for free!
Back to the post. I might actually sue you Uncle Eddie because there was no disclaimer about those horrific inflatable bags complete with dodgy nips attached to Tilas chest. I'm nauseated now....I'm dry heaving as week speak....
I have a theory Mr ^^ Bradshaw is actually a member of the resistance, dressing her like this to show his silent support. Either that or he sucks at his job. One of the two...
The belts covering the wonky nips is Jodie March (trashy UK glamour model) circa 10 2000 and the feathers scream 'roadkill' actually, is that why she's rolling round on the floor?
Lmao!! What is she supposed to be? A bird? The outfit is horrible. She needs to go back to her cage.
jeez......someone needs to 5150 this biottchhhhhh
I am hereby suing said person who call themselves Tila Tequila or Miss Tila or every other Tuesday Jane for pain inflicted while enduring listening to the cat screeching she calls music. I will be suing for 679002894720 dollars in large bills no pennies thank you very much.
If Tila really had $500,000 to spend, she wouldn't be living in her one bedroom RENTED apartment. Nice try TT.
...and in case she didn't notice, she does a damn good job ruining her own reputation. (SEE PICTURES ABOVE)
hey lovers,
just a heads up
no ones being sued lol...she's a fucking moron.
what she doesn't realize is that we here at the rotspot DO in fact have a legal team. so her fancy little private detective can blow me.
no laws are being broken (well except for endangering animals....you KNOW those birds didn't willingly subject themselves to being plucked so she could adorn her orange skin) <3
I found the funniest part was that she was going to sue for a felony. The DA decides on the charges, not the "victim".
I just gotta say that I hope you guys (watch out for Tila's favorite "smarts" word coming up) monetize with this lil blog because I know I personally check here multiple times a day. No lie, I bother with nothing of hers except the occasional Twitter check. Tila's Rot Spot gives me everything else I need. Keep up the good work guys! It's nice to know that since Im lazy about things that at least I know everything I'm thinking about Tila's little scab existence gets said on this blog. Tila sees us haters as fuel for her fire and we get laughs as a nice little community - everybody wins! Haha
Ha. She totally did go back and delete those posts. What's the matter, Tila? Someone call you out on your less-than-keen understanding of copyright law? Or in a rare moment of clarity, did you figure out that you don't have $500K?
Put your bird outfit back on and go crap on someone's windshield or something.
Just curious, (because I looked) has anyone else wondered why she doesn't have advertisers on her blog? I mean you'd think even Carlton or forehead would advertise on her site to at least give the illusion people advertise (for those that stumble upon it without knowing her affiliation with the two).
I liked that OK said she flung her body on the ground and began posing. UH....
Who does that? I'm not joking when I say in all my years of knowing about Hollywood and celebs walking red carpet events have I ever heard of someone doing such a thing. I mean people trip and fall but to roll around on the fucking carpet?! Obviously no one else walked a red carpet because they'd have to step over her and she seemed rather left alone.
That poor poor bird and cow that were sacrificed for her outfit.
Tila(THIEN NGUYEN) as YOU READ THIS this!!the private investigators are ON YOU..In a civil case there are NO FELONIES.THere is a very very long line of people that want YOU TO GO to VIETNAM and start your fantasy ambassadorship.DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS???
Allen and FRIENDS From ARIZONA..
Living Well Is The Best Revenge!
Keep stripping Thien!
just wondering what the Johnsons and Hiltons have planned....hey THIEN "all publicity is good publicity" Kaboom!
oh and don't worry THien Nguyen since you were so busy with moving and your garage sale we provided the IRS with your updated address..
STAY AWAY FROM OUR KIDS!!!!!!
Allen and Freinds from Arizona
It was such an imbecility for her to threaten a lawsuit over a felony.
I am suing everyone who posted those pictures of that nasty troll & who as a result made my eyes bleed. if you look at one of those close up pics (comes with a warning - I took one for the team!!), she has these NASTY herpe looking bumps all over her bottom lip!! Coupled with her wonky ass tits & double sided tape that is evident in almost every picture - let me tell you, this chick exudes so much class. Thank goodness the children of today look up to such an incredible rolemodel. And taking pictures on the fucking floor????? Seriously? I'd love to hear her train of thought "Hmmm.. OK Tila. This is it! This is your moment. Everyone (5) came to see you! Be really sexy, smile with your eyes, shake a feather or two, put your han.... HEY! Wait! I've got an idea! Get on the floor!!! YA!! NOBODY does that anymore. Bitches are going to be soooooo jealous." Coked up psycho slut.
At least she wore something she hadn't been seen in before, unlike...
April 9th 2010
http://tinyurl.com/2cqn926
Dec. 9th 2008
http://tinyurl.com/27n564y
She has NOT aged well & has become a characture of herself.
She looks like a low rent Sephoroth.
OH HELL NO. Who...what...WHAT IS THAT? Two belts covering her fake breasts with some bird feathers and some shorts w/lace stockings and gloves yet. SMDH
I didn't think Tila could get any worse with her outifts, but that black crap of an outfit takes the cake and why is this skank always on the floor with her legs up in the air trying to pose? Thanks for the link Monique.
I know what she was trying to do, but she will never touch Lady GaGa or Rihanna when it comes to stage outfits in a million light years so Tila needs to quit copying or trying to copy off of them and get her own style.
Why is she suing the great bloggers on here? If she wants to sue anybody it should be Mr. Bradshaw for that monstrosity of an outfit he made for her to wear last night. My mouth is still hanging open.
Oh jeez please don't blaspheme Seph like that! ;)
I'm still ROFLOL about that arbitrary "felony" Stanky McWonktits (with-a-side-of-cold-failsauce, please?!) threat against ALL THREE bloggers.
Yeah, I saw her early morning rage tweets prior to deletion. Only a derisive midget tranny clown (my sincere apologies to any midget tranny clowns out there that do not want to be associated with this abomination) would make paper-veiled threats.
I, for once, would love to see her trying to take you guys on. I've got my early time drunk on and I honestly can't stop laughing! It's messing up my drunk game! C'mon bitches! Have a heart. =)
I'm glad that Lisa brought up Jodie Marsh, a skanky UK glamour model, who started the trend for often wearing belts over her nips and is known as being ultra desperate for fame.
See here:
http://images.celebitchy.com/images/0516/jodieheader.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3034/3009758305_1a68ee9c0b.jpg
http://www.fulldhamaal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/image-gallery24.jpg
Jodie is, quiet rightly in my opinion seen as a national joke here in the UK.
Hopefully Tila will soon be viewed with the same amount of scorn.
I don't thing any moguls would ever feel the nead to appear like her.
As far as the lawsuit? She's bluffing her ass off! You got no worries, she's lying again!
that does seem rather odd that right after her night out she looks here and then freaks out. I do wonder what specifically was said that upset her other than her outfit. All that was posted was a less snide and wittier take that OK! had.
buuuuut one little thing I want to point out (bring up), I'm curious about her glove wearing. She has been wearing a glove (or both!) randomly for the last year. I think she has a lil' somethin' somethin' she's hiding under them there gloves of hers.
And it's obvious she's ran out of clothing so she's wearing panties and stockings with belts and decapitated birds. In THIS ECONOMY a mogul has to be frugal!
Those poor vultures that were hovering over her musta been tricked by Bradshaw. I bet he shined his forehead and they thought it was a window and flew right into it! It caused their feathers to fly off and their heads to snap. I hate to think what they used the rest of the bodies for but I'm sure we'll see it at the next super star mogul hunderaire red carpet karaoke grocery store event!
show of hands.... who's with me and wants more Tila/Bradshaw style critiques from Alabama Worley? ("hammock with chains for the Uniboob") LOLOLOL
I talked to the Conga Room the other day. I called because there were no more tix available online and I thought perhaps the show had sold out (I called at 6:20 or 6:40 last night), I was assured there were "plenty of tix", but that they always close the online box office at 6:00. I asked if there were still good seats, and she said it wasn't a seated event, just the open floor. I was like 'omg so we can dance?" and that got a big laugh out of her.
I then said that Tila had posted that there would be a ton of celebs. The box office gal laughed and said she didn't think so but, 'there might be one or two'.
After I got off the phone one of my kids asked who I was talking to, and told her, and she said 'why did you sound like a moron?' And I told her I was trying to sound like one of Tila's fans. Her reply: "I think you convinced them" bwahahahahhahahahahahahaah. I love that kid!
I know where 9Head got the idea for that trashy outfit Tila wore---I was reading the new Martha Stewart Living, and she shows how with a few simple items culled from the trash can on popular hooker street corners, who can put together an outfit fit for a mogul! He took a little liberty with the feathers though, Martha suggested a nice robin's egg blue and a dusty sage.
omg she looks absolutley disgusting....her boobs are gross...the scars underneath are also disgusting, ughhhhhh gona go barf now...
and as for that outfit...only shows how high she must really be
gotta love how the hogul says her single "i fucked the dj" was an homage to the real djs out there. the one REALLY spinnin' records, not the ones using an apple computer. Look at the dj in this photo:
http://www.famegame.com/mediaObject/1774015/?object_id=1773906&type=core
whats wrong tila? Couldnt afford a REAL dj?!
Gotta love how the hogul said her single "i fucked the dj" was an homage to the REAL dj's out there, the ones spinnin' real records. Well i think this photo speaks differently:
http://www.famegame.com/mediaObject/1774015/?object_id=1773906&type=core
Whats wrong tila? couldnt afford a REAL dj? whas he djing your "i fucked the dj" song?! ahahahahahah tila give it up already. youre a compete and total failure.
Herpes!!!!
http://www.famegame.com/mediaObject/1773964/?object_id=1773906&type=core
look at the scars on this one!!
http://www.famegame.com/mediaObject/1773917/?object_id=1773906&type=core
Well, this really comes as no surprise. Wonky McFailtits not only lied about her totally awesome, super-huge EP/album/random collection of stolen/shitty songs party, but then showed up with Worf's fashion stylings. Superb.
You know, I actually think I might have finally found a use for Tila. Everytime I have a bad day, I look at Tila, and after a half-hour laughing fit, thank god or whatever entity is actually up there that I'm not her. My un-altered boobs match and don't point to two different constellations.My god, if my chesticles looked that bad, I'd wear at least 4 shirts and a sweater to cover up the botched boobies.
Just a thought, but maybe the resistance should send a cease-and-desist email/tweet to Tila demanding that she wear at least 1 piece of actual clothing when she goes out in public, just for the sake of all humanity.
On her blog she is making it seem like she performed AT the Staples Center.
"So anyway, my show was at the Staples Center so it was a HUUUUGE place and so I had to walk from the car..."
Yet earlier on Twitter she had given the correct info, that is was BY the Staples center.
"Getting ready for my HUGE performance tonight! ahhh! EVERYONE IS INVITED! Conga Room, 800 W Olympic Blvd, LA, CA 90015 by Staples Center!"