Showing posts with label vudu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vudu. Show all posts
Monday, May 24
I put a spell on yoooouu...
9:32 AM | 
Posted by
HottyRotty
Hai everyone! I know, I know ... I've gotten a few emails and tweets about this wonderful story! I'm sorry I'm bringing it to you sooo late but it was my birthday weekend and I 'm just now able to think coherently! Have no fears, I got plenty of pussy poppin', booty bouncin', and lubed up via pizza grease Miss Tila style for MY birthday bash!! I know you bitches are jellis!!!
So, as Tila would say ....
"EXXXXCLUSIVE THIS IS JUUUUUST IN"
Uh huh! You heard it bitches! Us haters are reaching a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of stupidity! And the PROOF is HERE!!!! Do you want to see it!?!?! Well fuck you, you're going to have to look at it anyhow.
WOWWWWWWWWWWWW is right!! (At least she got one thing right!!) I'll admit, I have not a clue about Voodoo (as it is CORRECTLY
spelled not Vudu as the uneducated idiot spells it) but I can damn sure guarantee you that if it was your religion or practice you SURE AS HELL wouldn't be calling it "woodoo". And it can't be a typo because the V and W are NOWHERE near each other. The only thing I can see coming from Tilas the "haters" play on words is her ever so often use of the phrase "soo woo". I'm foreshadowing a later blog post by her saying it was the mean ol' gangbangers tryin' to scare her now that she's a millionaire hogul mogul fuckin' and suckin' powin' and bammin' her way to success!
And seriously, any "hater" already knows what kind of person she "truly" is. She's showing us that on a daily basis. So, all in all ... we KNOW where that "hate mail" came from, don't we kiddies? (Shake your heads up and down and say yesssss!)
Ironic? Huh? Ok. The only thing that I can really see that is "ironic" is the whole "woodoo" thing that I just schooled you on and I GUESS how you're so fuckin' stupid that you spell it "Vudu". I guess because you have no education in anything except the TV and Internet (which you're not real good at either honey). Seeing as though THIS is how you "spellcheck"...
Really? I can just see Tila now. "Hmmm, how do I spell vewdew? Oh! My TV thingie is called a Vudu! Thanks Mister Tv Boxy Thing!!" Idiot.
I think my favorite part of this (well besides the pictures - good job on those Tila! I'm a LITTLE disappointed that you didn't throw Misses Woodoo in front of the famous green screen) is that Tila continues to talk about her and her army spreading love and the NEXT SENTENCE she says:
"Haters will NEVER beat us because they're too slow and dumb to catch up to our level."
Boy she sure knows how to "show and spread the love" doesn't she? Now, I'm not pointing fingers because I sure as fuck am not going to be showing any love for anyone that I don't like but I surely am not going to come on here an tell you how all I wanna do is spread peace and love and then go on instigating and stirring the shit pot.
How pathetic does it feel to have to make up shit to try and get people's attention? Who is going to have a big ritual, light candles, make a doll, get the "sister witches" together and then the cast a measly ... "We want you to not be happy" spell!?!? Perhaps Caroline (her most RECENT identity) came out to play Saturday to tell Tila what she really thinks of "herself". I mean, at LEAST research the shit and spell shit correctly if you're going to send yourself a fake hatemail. Thanks for the LOL's for my birthday though Tila!! You NEVER disappoint with the retardation!! Dee Dee Deeee!!!!
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