Showing posts with label soo woo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soo woo. Show all posts
Monday, May 24
I put a spell on yoooouu...
9:32 AM | 
Posted by
HottyRotty
Hai everyone! I know, I know ... I've gotten a few emails and tweets about this wonderful story! I'm sorry I'm bringing it to you sooo late but it was my birthday weekend and I 'm just now able to think coherently! Have no fears, I got plenty of pussy poppin', booty bouncin', and lubed up via pizza grease Miss Tila style for MY birthday bash!! I know you bitches are jellis!!!
So, as Tila would say ....
"EXXXXCLUSIVE THIS IS JUUUUUST IN"
Uh huh! You heard it bitches! Us haters are reaching a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of stupidity! And the PROOF is HERE!!!! Do you want to see it!?!?! Well fuck you, you're going to have to look at it anyhow.
WOWWWWWWWWWWWW is right!! (At least she got one thing right!!) I'll admit, I have not a clue about Voodoo (as it is CORRECTLY
spelled not Vudu as the uneducated idiot spells it) but I can damn sure guarantee you that if it was your religion or practice you SURE AS HELL wouldn't be calling it "woodoo". And it can't be a typo because the V and W are NOWHERE near each other. The only thing I can see coming from Tilas the "haters" play on words is her ever so often use of the phrase "soo woo". I'm foreshadowing a later blog post by her saying it was the mean ol' gangbangers tryin' to scare her now that she's a millionaire hogul mogul fuckin' and suckin' powin' and bammin' her way to success!
And seriously, any "hater" already knows what kind of person she "truly" is. She's showing us that on a daily basis. So, all in all ... we KNOW where that "hate mail" came from, don't we kiddies? (Shake your heads up and down and say yesssss!)
Ironic? Huh? Ok. The only thing that I can really see that is "ironic" is the whole "woodoo" thing that I just schooled you on and I GUESS how you're so fuckin' stupid that you spell it "Vudu". I guess because you have no education in anything except the TV and Internet (which you're not real good at either honey). Seeing as though THIS is how you "spellcheck"...
Really? I can just see Tila now. "Hmmm, how do I spell vewdew? Oh! My TV thingie is called a Vudu! Thanks Mister Tv Boxy Thing!!" Idiot.
I think my favorite part of this (well besides the pictures - good job on those Tila! I'm a LITTLE disappointed that you didn't throw Misses Woodoo in front of the famous green screen) is that Tila continues to talk about her and her army spreading love and the NEXT SENTENCE she says:
"Haters will NEVER beat us because they're too slow and dumb to catch up to our level."
Boy she sure knows how to "show and spread the love" doesn't she? Now, I'm not pointing fingers because I sure as fuck am not going to be showing any love for anyone that I don't like but I surely am not going to come on here an tell you how all I wanna do is spread peace and love and then go on instigating and stirring the shit pot.
How pathetic does it feel to have to make up shit to try and get people's attention? Who is going to have a big ritual, light candles, make a doll, get the "sister witches" together and then the cast a measly ... "We want you to not be happy" spell!?!? Perhaps Caroline (her most RECENT identity) came out to play Saturday to tell Tila what she really thinks of "herself". I mean, at LEAST research the shit and spell shit correctly if you're going to send yourself a fake hatemail. Thanks for the LOL's for my birthday though Tila!! You NEVER disappoint with the retardation!! Dee Dee Deeee!!!!
Saturday, February 20
Trouble in paradise
10:12 AM |
Posted by
Anonymous
Apparently her and AR debo soo woo baby daddy "baby dadda" had been arguing while she was trying to get her video to upload. Poor TT!! Have no fear, it looks like the fake baby won't be fatherless after all!
Or will it? An hour later she's single again!? Did your imaginary boyfriend dump you? Or wait ... you FIRED HIM and NOW he was using you for press!? You've used that one before TT!
Even though it looks like trouble in "paradise" it seems that everything in her head was reconciled within the hour! Couple of the year!?!?
With all of this on again, off again ... I'm a lesbian, bisexual, straight, hermaphrodite, asexual, celibate, alter personalities, drugged out rants, etc ... I don't see little sick, orphaned, Jayden the second coming "home" to miss Tila anytime soon ... do you!?
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Wednesday, February 17
Gang Bangin' Momma Plans to Adopt ....
5:12 PM |
Posted by
Anonymous
...because we ALL know that the Russian government is going to allow TT to adopt a child while pretending to be "in with" the very common street gang known as the Bloods. How do we know she's claiming this? Well TT has given all the hints for us to run with! She's mentioned the "soo woo" code and keeps babbling on about the color "red".
UPDATE: 2/20/10
And the "soo woo" code is...
So there you have it boys and girls! Mama T is adopting a toddler from Russia to raise within the Bloods! You go girl!!!
UPDATE: 2/20/10
Jerry Springer Episode 2309239408324 - TT points at AR ...
3:51 PM |
Posted by
Anonymous
....c'mere you hunk of ghetto, thug, ebonics-speaking Debo you!!! Once again, she's hinting at Avante Rose as being her fake baby daddy. Previously she's mentioned that he is from Compton and "soo woo". This is after she'd been tweeting to @avanterose about hanging out with him at the studio AFTER "the Game" claimed that he wouldn't hit it with 50's pole.
Upon posting these hints AR denies the claim in a reply to a fellow tweeter:
Today TT is STILL going on about AR being the father. Here's screen caps from last night and today giving a description of her baby daddy!
Debo eh? According to Urban Dictionary I wouldn't be showing off your "prize" TT. It sounds more like you're making FUN of your baby daddy, AR. Just keep on' a diggin' that hole gutterslut princess!
She mentions that he likes the color "RED". AR has no arguments of being in an organized gang known as the "the Bloods" which uses the color of red as their symbol. He also has some sort of attachment to an album called "RED" dropping ... well, sometime. Here's a few images picked up from his Myspace.
Do YOU think she's made it obvious who she's trying to sucker into raising her fake baby!??!
UPDATE: 02/20/10
UPDATE: 2/23/09 - From HIS mouth himself!
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Monday, February 8
Avante Rose ... right? And you want to raise your baby in a gang?
3:36 PM |
Posted by
Anonymous
Tila's hinting at yet ANOTHER baby daddy! Surprised? Neither are we! The thing that DOES disgust me is that she's talking about what a wonderful mother she is going to be yet shouting out gang slang about her new "baby daddy". You see, I'm not formal with gangs, slang, or ebonics so when she starts with her trashy talk I go to trusty google. So I googled "SOO WOO" since she can't stop talking about it. And I'm SURE you'll be just as comforted as I was to know what a new expecting mother is blabbering on about. She also goes into talking about going to Compton since that's where her "baby daddy" is taking her out on a date, Compton being his hometown. Tila, do you believe your own lies?
UPDATE: 02/23/10: AR claims he is not the father.
UPDATE: 02/20/10
UPDATE: 02/23/10: AR claims he is not the father.
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