Well motherfucker my favorite holiday of the year must be here ... and in June!??! Usually Halloween is in October but when you're a gutter slut whore boss bitch hogul you can change up any fuckin' holiday you want (in your head).

Tila blabs on about being possessed, shows off her "cuts", talks about snorting and shooting up, and her ... haunted house? All, once again, to get any sort of attention that she can get. Notice she has NO FRIENDS or anything with her. Just a few paparazzi (that she called I'm sure) following her and asking her questions about her spot on Celebrity Rehab. She makes references to giving them private shows at her house, producing milk/whip cream out of her disfigured nipples and makes sure to unbutton her blouse so everyone can see more of the plastic that is suffocating her sense of reality.




Oh yea, I noticed her smoking in the video too. She's on again off again. I guess this weekend she sucked enough cock to scrape up a pack or two of good ol' Marlboro. I mean spending 5 MILLION dollars in the last 10-13 years in smokes sure is a lot of smoke. I mean just think of that tasty asstray love lockin' you like she was doing in that skanky video earlier this morning! Like she was saying "Yuuuuum"!!!!

...she never lies.

So, this morning, after an extremely eventful morning of coffee drinking, pill popping and spirit walking, I finally decide I'm going to accomplish at least SOMETHING today...I proceed to log onto what you fancy kids call the internet...where there I'm greeted with my daily dose of humor...I love nothing more than watching the "truth" come about about that lying dirty leprechaun....Believe it or don't...But for ME, Santa brought Christmas early this year, and that bitch the Tooth Fairy is cooking me breakfast as we speak......NAKED!!! ;) Here's the full link, courtesy of X17online.com