Tila claims here that she's addicted to prescription painkillers. Ok. That's noble of her to admit she has an addiction, and even more noble to seek help. Of course, this being Tila, she never does anything because it's noble, but that's besides the point. Continue on with the blog:

But not in the way you might think.

So I'm sitting here, watching TV with my twitter open, and suddenly everybody is like "OMFG Uncle Eddie! Did you see?" So Christ, I had to go look, and here's what I see. It's a big ol' slap in the face to fucking everybody.



Wow. So she full-on says it's fucking movie make-up. I just...I don't even fucking know what to say about this. We know it's not, Tila. How do we know? You've had the scratches in other pictures you fucking retard! Do you just not shower? Is that it? You just didn't wash the fucking movie make-up off? NOBODY IS BUYING THAT, RETARD. NOBODY. I fucking hate you so much, Tila. No joke. I seriously fucking hate you, and if I ever saw you in person I would pierce your fucking temple with your ugly ass stilettos.

Here, check out these two posts we have up: Here and Here. These are DAYS after that incident - that one of her shooting the video in her bathroom was over a week later. SEE HOW THE FUCKING SCARS ARE STILL THERE?



And, you fucking mental midget, explain why you went on psychological hold afterward?

Come on Tila. You're a fucking idiot and only your army of 6 is going to buy this. Nobody thinks it's movie make-up, nobody thinks what you did is ART. You're a complete and utter failure and I honestly fucking hope you commit suicide. I really do. I will do a fucking dance and throw money from a hot air balloon. And any of you who don't like me saying that can choke on my fucking dick because I don't care AT ALL what you have to say. Tila Tequila is a vile piece of trash even the least bit of human treatment that I can scrape off my fucking shoe.

As we all know, Tila INSISTS that any press is good press. Okay, sure. I don't necessarily agree with that, but whatever. Whatever it takes to keep your name out there, right, Tila?

So let's see how Tila's name is out there. There's this kid, Kingsley, and this kid makes these hilarious videos for YouTube. The other day my homegirl Kat linked me to this one. Let's watch and LOL together!


I think this sums up how we feel about her suicide hoax pretty nicely. In fact, aside from her half-wit, barely literate Army of Morons, I'd say this sums up how the majority of the population feels.

Here's the link to the video on YouTube, in case you want to see Kinglsey's other videos or leave him a comment telling him how much you lolled.

Well motherfucker my favorite holiday of the year must be here ... and in June!??! Usually Halloween is in October but when you're a gutter slut whore boss bitch hogul you can change up any fuckin' holiday you want (in your head).

Tila blabs on about being possessed, shows off her "cuts", talks about snorting and shooting up, and her ... haunted house? All, once again, to get any sort of attention that she can get. Notice she has NO FRIENDS or anything with her. Just a few paparazzi (that she called I'm sure) following her and asking her questions about her spot on Celebrity Rehab. She makes references to giving them private shows at her house, producing milk/whip cream out of her disfigured nipples and makes sure to unbutton her blouse so everyone can see more of the plastic that is suffocating her sense of reality.




Oh yea, I noticed her smoking in the video too. She's on again off again. I guess this weekend she sucked enough cock to scrape up a pack or two of good ol' Marlboro. I mean spending 5 MILLION dollars in the last 10-13 years in smokes sure is a lot of smoke. I mean just think of that tasty asstray love lockin' you like she was doing in that skanky video earlier this morning! Like she was saying "Yuuuuum"!!!!

...she never lies.

Her publicity stunt worked!  She actually got a "real" article written up about her.  It only took her faking a suicide attempt to get it!  Good job psycho!

It appears a young person hitched their dreams on Tila's star and submitted their music to her record label in January. Awwwwww sweet. See how Angel Tila pats the little tot on the head and assures them that she'll get right on it. Of course, with 15,000 submissions one would expect it to take a bit of time to go through all of them. Fair enough.

As you can imagine,  I have a few issues with Tila's claims. I've worked in marketing for many years. Though I don't have a lot of ad experience, I certainly know a thing or two about how it works, and of course Miss Tila Fail is going about it completely wrong and lying, to boot.

I read up on the California stalking laws, and though she may have a case in regards to some people, (she could claim harassment if you say bad things about her and cause other people to attack her online or physically), but with her calling out her 'army', it's more likely a judge would say it was she who was harassing jelis-haters. Coupled with the fact that she continues to egg on her army and get them to do her dirty work (typical Tila) it could also be said that she is encouraging the kind of behavior and attention that she claims she doesn't want.

You think you have a case against me? Well why don't you tell me exactly what that case is? If you were not in need of help, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN CARTED AWAY YOU DUMBASS! You want to talk about lawsuits, you want to threaten a good samaritan? Bring it on Tila. I'll screen cap everything your little syphilitic fingers types out and I'll hand it over to my lawyer of which I HAVE! Let's see: threatening a witness (if there's a criminal case against Tila, I would imagine we're all witnesses), threatening me period, intentional infliction of emotional distress. Hmmmm. What could that charge be about?

First I want to thank Radar Online for admitting they overlooked us and correcting their error.  And speaking of them they bring you this:

I need to let "the website that shall not be named" that they didn't break ANY case and they have NO EXCLUSIVE on here.  You see, we posted this story first (while it was happening) OF COURSE but it's whatever.  We know that gossip site to be bogus as they bask in any sort of glory they can get.  I don't need the few pennies they get for their form of "entertainment" so I'll leave them alone.  But ... here is THEIR version of the suicide hoax: