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Wednesday, June 16

postheadericon Witchcraft, devils, & haunted houses?



Well motherfucker my favorite holiday of the year must be here ... and in June!??! Usually Halloween is in October but when you're a gutter slut whore boss bitch hogul you can change up any fuckin' holiday you want (in your head).

Tila blabs on about being possessed, shows off her "cuts", talks about snorting and shooting up, and her ... haunted house? All, once again, to get any sort of attention that she can get. Notice she has NO FRIENDS or anything with her. Just a few paparazzi (that she called I'm sure) following her and asking her questions about her spot on Celebrity Rehab. She makes references to giving them private shows at her house, producing milk/whip cream out of her disfigured nipples and makes sure to unbutton her blouse so everyone can see more of the plastic that is suffocating her sense of reality.


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Source: X17

Oh yea, I noticed her smoking in the video too. She's on again off again. I guess this weekend she sucked enough cock to scrape up a pack or two of good ol' Marlboro. I mean spending 5 MILLION dollars in the last 10-13 years in smokes sure is a lot of smoke. I mean just think of that tasty asstray love lockin' you like she was doing in that skanky video earlier this morning! Like she was saying "Yuuuuum"!!!!


...she never lies.

25 comments:

smokerhippie said...

the video has no sound...for me atleast.

schmotze said...

that's over 200 packs a day.

210 * 5$ = 1050$ * 365 = 383250$ * 13y = 4982250$

don't even think that 2 year old can put down that many.

gillianthemad1013 said...

I couldn't hear it well, but is she claiming that she's going on CR because of the suicide hoax? WTF?

Lady Luck said...

Wow. I would slap those paparazzi upside their head if I saw them.

Feeding into her big ass head is a huge NO NO.

They make her think she's actually "somebody" which is sickening.

Nikki said...

sound works on my end...

did anyone notice a camera guy holding a blue shopping bag...she is holding that same bag in another photo I saw...i think on Radar....

go figure...


tila obviously is a math whiz...she is studying quantum leap...i mean mechanics...

imoutofit said...

Lulz, I didn't call the papz my ass. I spy Gary Sun in the background toting Mizz Tila's Kitson bag. Hardeeeharhar. Omg she is so pathethic.

I knew it! Jane IS the devil!!! With that said (ducks, don't hit me!!), satan/Jane did a piss-poor job ending Tila's life.

Mason McDuffie said...

God I love the website. Its my moment away from the madness.

Sammi said...

How STRANGE she is!!!! Really and what else is very strange is all WEEK I couldnt get the sound to play on my youtube vids BUT I can hear this!! & I see people saying they cant :( sucks, I was spazzing without sound! LOL! But really doesnt she notice these are JUST men being PERVERTS!!! All they want is to get off, disgusting! Of course she will provide them with a FREE SHOW! Also I thought she said she was NOT a stripper yet now she is saying she will work in a strip club until 80 she makes NO SENSE EVER!!!!!!!

cici said...

My friend and I were watching this video and she thinks she heard at the very end someone saying " your not pregnant" and the guy after said " oh" I'm going to listen to the video again to make sure though :)

FUYU said...

I couldn't even force myself to press the play button. I know you guys are already doing a lot for us and I appreciate it SO MUCH.. but could someone transcript the videos for those of us who can't stand the torture? :( I was right about to tear out my eyeballs and staple my ears closed at the last one.

Seagal said...

I swore she had said that she had just ran in a store and then ran out then all these paps were there. GAWD!! The lies never stop. And the guy carrying her bag for her. These paps are the slime at the bottom of the barrel. But then so is she. Yea, you didn't call them did ya Tila?

starfish said...

i was just going to say, i just saw her on tmz today, this must be after her shopping trip where the paparazzi happened to be there. she was posing and walking happily along, showing off her cuts...she was loving it. ughhh

Jules said...

Someone defended perez on twitter and he said to the person back: She is best ignored, babe. xoox

hehe

RNB007 said...

I say lets drink to this!
"The Voodoo Priestess"
* 1 part Absolut vodka
* 1 part fresh mango puree
* 1/4 part DeKuyper Anisette Liqueur
* 1/2 part simple syrup
* 6-8 fresh mint leaves


1. Muddle mango puree, mint and simple syrup in an old-fashioned glass for this concoction.
2. Fill glass with ice and add vodka and DeKuyper Anisette Liqueur.
3. Stir gently to blend.
4. Garnish with fresh mint sprig to ward off evil spirits.

Enjoy!
LoLz RNB007 =)

BKiddo said...

I had one of RNB007's drinky poo's before I pushed play. Trust me it helps. Thanks buuuddy! lol
I can now listen to it again. I can hear it, but tila is talking garblely--if that's not a word yet, it is today.

Alabama Worley said...

Doesn't anyone ever notice the pap talking is ALWAYS the same one? Same voice (we never see him), the one that asks the SAME questions. It's obviously the same fucking pap team she calls each time she needs it.

I can't believe no one picked that part up. The man talking and such was at her garage sale, was at Kitson when she had the wig, was somewhere else that she was taped and so on. He's always there.

K.R. Omen said...

I smell a backlash coming. Her Army rules are turning some of her lemmings away from the cliff. A few of them such as x3BellaBarbiex3 dotes so much attention and love to her, but has to beg to get her to follow them. I still don't think she has yet. And what's this I hear about them not being allowed to tweet with non-members of her cult? Man, Scientology ain't got nothing on her. She keeps this up and she'll be banned from Germany too. BTW, since she "lost" the baby somewhere between here and Oz, do you guys think the Dharma initiative really exists?

Ben said...

My question of late is...

Does she really believe what she says, or do you think she knows she is lying?

Cause that's the big story right there.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Hey all! Look who's back! Sheriff Gauncent here. Just got out of the hospital after 3 days. Had to have sugery and all is well. Now the whore and I have something in common. Norco. Well, at least I have a script for it.

Anyway. 3 days away and I need to do some catching up!

It's good to be back and healthy. Well, almost. Still recovering.

I'm sure I'll have much to add soon!

Fatty McFatterson said...

Welcome back Sheriff! You better be resting so you can come back to us 100% !

Didn't Tila say on the Flounder Vlog that she was annoyed with the paps? There is no way she was annoyed in that pap video. She not only welcomed them, but she encouraged them. I notice right after she joked about the drugs she was taking for her Celeb Rehab stint, she started pulling out the boulder breasts to deflect attention from the drug questions. Classic manipulative liar technique.

Also, at the end, I thought the person yelled out "YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS", not "you're not pregnant".

tui said...

Ben... she knows she's lying. She's a fucking piece of shit. It's the only way she can get any attention, she knows exactly what she's doing. Except for the ciggy thing. Hell, I'm always planning to stop smoking. That's the only thing she hasn't intentionally lied about.

Alabama... love your comments, what's your blog address? I know you've mentioned you have one before... something about addiction?

The writing on TRS just keeps getting better and better (shame about the content!). Love you girlies.

mav1457 said...

I believe I heard the same paparazzi in this video, the one from the Lakers game coverage she did, not sure if it's him but it sounds like it.

laurenzia said...

Awww don't hate on the paps. They feed her ego just to catch her saying stupid shit. HAhaha Plus there is another dude who is totally making fun of her in the background. "That's a step up from a garage sale" and making disgusted noises when she claims to be a lezzy. I love the little kid screaming you're not famous at the end! Hilarious.

Sandy said...

Yep, same pap voice in all videos. So she's got the papz on lock, to which she has, LOL!

I'm sure she called them and that's the only reason she went shopping to begin with. Self promotion. She also wanted to flaunt her scratches, which to me, look like a different set. Fresh scratches because the old ones already faded?

Disgusting.

BKiddo said...

mav1457 and Sandy,
I noticed that too. I'm guessing that's it radaronline.
They seem to be her go to pap's.
When you look at who else talked about tila shopping compared to Radar's, Radar was way nicer about their headline than the others.
I don't know, but that dudes voice seems to always be on every video.

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