I really needed a break from Tila's cult-mongering and exploitation, so I thought I'd read some of her tweets from today to see if I could find some undiscovered gems. Of course, I hit a tiny motherload!!! Now, this isn't something big like the whole SUICIDE HOAX, but I thought it was a small token.

Oh Poo! what do we have here? This is dated February 14, 2010. It appears there was actually 16,000 submissions and she went through all of them and only found the Texas Twinz as talented enough to sign to her label.

Well, that begs the question, what ever happened to the Texaz Twinz? A visit to their Twitter didn't give any info, but a visit to their myspace, did: texaztwinz. Lovely site, but I don't see any mention of Tila's secretly named record label or the badass symbol. They say they're unsigned and their management company is The Monster Squad. Oh wait, silly me, they've probably been on the road so much touring that they haven't had time to update their info...yep, I was right, they last were seen on myspace on June 13, 2010. Of course not updating their label status is not a priority for anyone trying to get a foothold on credibility in the music industry.

Now that summer is upon us, I expect to see great things for Rob Johnson...you remember the American Idol winner 2nd place runner up New Zealand Idol 7th place runner up. Tila promised this summer he was going to BLOW UP on her label, and she'd be doing heavy press tours and having him run all over the world performing for all of us. Let's look at his myspace, just for shitz and gigglez: robjohnson. Again with forgetting to update the signing status? What's with all these musical acts forgetting to update that TILA BOSS MOGUL PUSSY POWER BITCH IN DA HOUSE is their label? Both have 'unsigned' as their status. Oh, mayhaps 'UNSIGNED' is the new super secret name of the label! Very clever Tila. Now when I visit all these band myspace sites and see UNSIGNED, I'll know you have your herpetic little fingers in the pie!