Showing posts with label big fat liar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label big fat liar. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 1

postheadericon Speakin' of Address ...


Yea ... that "mansion" ... is owned by a couple of Russians.  They bought it back in April of 2007 and are RENTING it out to Tila motha fuckin' liar Tequila!

How do you RENT a 3 bedroom, 3500ish sq ft "mansion" and call it your own ... again?  And get busted ... again?  I guess it looks like time for a big ol' fancy yard sale again too now isn't it!??!?!


Here was the ad:

I've actually had this info for quite awhile.  I've been waaaay too busy to fuck with it but in light of recent events I just had to post to *point and laugh* at the idiot once again.  I mean, come the fuck on Tila ... you SHOULD know by now that lying about stupid shit like this just makes you look like the stupid fuckin' skeeze that everyone harasses you about.  Give it up already.


Wednesday, November 24

postheadericon For Love or Money

We've been exploring the suspect actions of Tila around the time of Casey's unfortunate death, so I figured I would take a look back at the romance of that relationship. Of course, I'm using romance in the loosest form of the word. And after seeing a recent comment on her officially failed flog that she's once again saying she's engaged (3rd time this year), I think it's time to address it again. After all, her relationship wasn't a gimmick, was it?

Now everyone knows that the only thing that matters to Tila is material possessions, and bragging about them. She doesn't "go to the store" she "goes to the store in her lambo" (fucking hate that word btw). So you can imagine the sweet words she uses to describe Casey.

Hmmm, I wonder what Tila found attractive about Casey? Now the little cock goblin tells everything on her facebook, from bowel movements to anal ass lube, and as much as I could find, this is her first post ever about Casey. I must say, that's love, the kind of love that inspires poetry. How Tila fans can read that and respect her still has me baffled.

Keep track of the days because the countdown will show how deep her love is (hint: it's about 1 sheet of paper viewed sideways).

So after knowing someone 1 day, either 1 of 2 things happens, she either accuses them of a crime, or....

So on the same day of her announcing her date with Casey she announces their engagement. Now Tila claims to have met Casey around the time of her arrest, so that would put them, at most, knowing each other for a little over a month. Now I have nothing against short fast romances, they happen successfully all the time, but as you can see with the 2nd tweet in that pic what Tila really cared about. "I'm rich bitch", yes that's how she announced her engagement. Not "I'm so in love", not "I'm so happy", all she cares about is the money that she thinks she can get.

Of course the imaginary TV show offers come rolling in, because that's what this whole thing was about, because when most people have "no intention" of doing something, they don't. To top it off, another mention of a mansion. It wouldn't be Tila if she didn't have that claim. Now at this point in Tila's financial transaction relationship Casey has been arrested for Grand Theft, which means it's time for Tila to dish some e-justice like only she can.

Yes, for no reason she's getting that other girl arrested for having Tila's now girlfriend arrested. Huh? Only Thien can bring the e-justice with such authority, and only middle schoolers will actually read that and not think "That bitch is crazy".

So by now in their relationship, Tila is ready to reveal why she really loves Casey, right?

So every day Casey brings Tila millions of dollars worth of gifts, yet when Tila says that Casey was broke, she blames her family, not the millions of dollars in gifts Casey had given Tila. Well, that's because Casey never gave her millions in gifts, of course, and Tila once again contradicts herself. Sad thing is that if Tila had followed up with her gift to Casey, she would still be alive. Such a shame.

Quick side note, Tila had claimed that "monkey face" was only in reference to Shawne Merriman "because his face looks like a monkey", but I doubt Merriman was the one denying the authenticity of her ring. Ooops you racist bitch. And yes, you can still be racist and have sex with black men. Oh, btw whore, we're still waiting on that "proof". Add proof to the list of the many things she has promised and left hanging.

Sadly, 27 days after Tila's first tweet about her, Casey passed away. Drug addiction is tough, I can't imagine how tough it was with a user and enabler filling your head with lies while trying to heal you with love, and not the life saving medicine given to you by a liscenced physician. What did he know, Tila read about it on Wikipedia.

So after 3 days of "greiving" Tila is tired of it. I believe this is around the time the paps came over and we had the fuckery that was Tila up a tree (and sadly not hanging from a branch).

She's talked a lot about people "exploiting Casey", and that's what the big fight with Perez was about. There is nothing more exploitive than using someone's "dying wish" for your own personal agenda, especially when you weren't near the person as they lay alone and dying. And to add further insult to death, Tila now claims she knew something was wrong. Right. If you did it was because you knew her medicine was at your house and you had seen her react to a late dose before.

Tila gets over relationships like people get over colds, and despite the claims that Casey was the love of her life Tila moved on, quick. I can understand wanting a warm body next to you, but at least wait for the previous one to be cold before moving on.

This is where I feel bad for Tila. She had to go 23 days after Casey died without sex. I don't know how she handled it and think she should be commended for it. That's really tough to do. Keep in mind, that's after her death, not burial. And of course, 34 days after Casey died, Tila is "raping" the father of her baby who she now claims to be engaged and in love with.

You want some more surprising news? About month or so after him, she's engaged and "raping" Casa Wilson.

It's hard to believe someone is in love when a month later they're in love with someone else. For a person in their late 20's, they love like someone in their early teens. Was she in love with Casey? Maybe. Were they doing it to get a TV show? I think that's obvious. There was one common theme coming up in all of Tila's tweets and it wasn't love. After all, what's love got to do with it?

Thursday, July 15

postheadericon What's the little Twatwaffle up to these days?


Technically, I'm suppose to be hanging with the family of which I have. Truthfully, they're getting on my last nerve, heh! Family is wonderful, but damn, I need some quiet time every once in a while!!

So, I went lurking around Tila's flog and a reader comment inspired me to write up this little piece (thanks lolercopter!)


Most of it is blah blah blah. Some crap about photos of P Diddy and Cassie with their nakey parts, and how Tila's legit blog is too ethical to post the pix ( but not ethical enough to refrain from alluding to them!).

And Tila being Tila has ignored all the Lindsay/Mel Gibson drama going down that people are more interested in hearing. She even missed that Janice Dickinson has signed up for Celeb Rehab (sorry, I have to take a moment to laugh out loud manically at stupid Tila's failure to be accepted on a show for the biggest train wrecks!!)

Anywho, this little statement stuck out for me...

But for some other unscrupulous media outlet out there
Now, page down until you see that big red box in the lower right hand corner, you know, the place where all the blog tags are listed:

affair
Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt
butt
Cassie
cocaine
diddy
exclusive
Naked
nekkid
P.Diddy
photo
puffy
scandal
sex

You see those red-highlighted words? Can someone point out where they are in that article? Or could it be that a certain unscrupulous "media" outlet has taken some liberties with more enticing tags as a cheap attempt at getting more hits to her flog? Now, I ain't saying Tila's a lying, cheating, nasty, skank-ass, low-down bitch pickle...oh wait, I am, but why else would you add tags to non-existent story arcs if you're not trying to trick people into reading your flog?

Oh, and one of her commenters, in reply to the person who pointed out the tag thing was that the tags were suppose to accompany a John Stamos blog. The John Stamos blog doesn't mention an affair, or Angelina Jolie either. It does reference Brad Pitt, but only as an example and not a fact, and therefore the Brad Pitt tag wouldn't be fair use either.

I remember seeing other tags of hers that I was like 'wtf?', but didn't pay them too much attention. I think I may backtrack a little and see if this is a pattern.

I gotta get back to the fam of which I have. They're starting the HoHo juggling show without me!


Monday, June 14

postheadericon LIAR LIAR, WHORE ON FIRE!!!


I really needed a break from Tila's cult-mongering and exploitation, so I thought I'd read some of her tweets from today to see if I could find some undiscovered gems. Of course, I hit a tiny motherload!!! Now, this isn't something big like the whole SUICIDE HOAX, but I thought it was a small token.

It appears a young person hitched their dreams on Tila's star and submitted their music to her record label in January. Awwwwww sweet. See how Angel Tila pats the little tot on the head and assures them that she'll get right on it. Of course, with 15,000 submissions one would expect it to take a bit of time to go through all of them. Fair enough.

Oh Poo! what do we have here? This is dated February 14, 2010. It appears there was actually 16,000 submissions and she went through all of them and only found the Texas Twinz as talented enough to sign to her label.


Well, that begs the question, what ever happened to the Texaz Twinz? A visit to their Twitter didn't give any info, but a visit to their myspace, did: texaztwinz. Lovely site, but I don't see any mention of Tila's secretly named record label or the badass symbol. They say they're unsigned and their management company is The Monster Squad. Oh wait, silly me, they've probably been on the road so much touring that they haven't had time to update their info...yep, I was right, they last were seen on myspace on June 13, 2010. Of course not updating their label status is not a priority for anyone trying to get a foothold on credibility in the music industry.

Now that summer is upon us, I expect to see great things for Rob Johnson...you remember the American Idol winner 2nd place runner up New Zealand Idol 7th place runner up. Tila promised this summer he was going to BLOW UP on her label, and she'd be doing heavy press tours and having him run all over the world performing for all of us. Let's look at his myspace, just for shitz and gigglez: robjohnson. Again with forgetting to update the signing status? What's with all these musical acts forgetting to update that TILA BOSS MOGUL PUSSY POWER BITCH IN DA HOUSE is their label? Both have 'unsigned' as their status. Oh, mayhaps 'UNSIGNED' is the new super secret name of the label! Very clever Tila. Now when I visit all these band myspace sites and see UNSIGNED, I'll know you have your herpetic little fingers in the pie!



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