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Thursday, August 19

postheadericon A pretty high quality video

I hope you guys aren't getting sick of these videos! I know we're having some bandwidth issues, but try to stay with us. It's because there's 20 billion videos on our front page and we're only using blogspot. Also, make sure you have the latest version of Flash, which is Flash 10.

ANYWAY. My girl Tiffanie sent me this video, and I'd say it's the best quality video we have so far.

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Some things to look for:
  • Tila not only kicks a bottle back at the crowd, she picks one up and throws it at someone. Smart move, dipshit.
  • Tila ducks a full bottle of Faygo (I'm pretty sure), it's pretty funny.
  • Tila gets hit with the same stuff as the last video, says "My hair still looks pretty."
  • Tila gets hit FULL ON with an egg near the end of the video, and it's GLORIOUS. 3:23 mark.
Damn, you guys, I'm LOVING this shit. If anybody makes me an animated .gif of Tila being smacked in the face with these eggs (or piss balloons, whatever they are), I'll be eternally grateful. We have the best readers in the world, so I'm sure one of you can do it!

Our very own beloved Gnome made us a .gif!


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35 comments:

Sheriff Gauncent said...

I'm am fully aroused after that video.

The "splat" at the end is fucking money!

BigPoppaPhat said...

Epic lols! That egg shot had me crakin up! God she sucks on stage too.

Chi said...

That was a CRACK SHOT . . . sorry. Had to.

Just One of Many said...

I've never seen the beast perform, maybe because she's not a real performer. She's fucking terrible.

Props to those bodyguards though--you couldn't pay me enough to stand there and take shit/piss/Faygo/eggs that are meant for Tila's giant ET head.

Joann said...

I have never seen her perform either and after watching that video I never would...even if it was free to get in.

Skank has no style, energy or rhythm. Walking around like she's hung over or tired and what gets me is she really think she can rap. LMAO.

The egg hitting her upside her bobble head made the whole video worth watching. Excellent shot.

Sandy said...

What a boring performer. She just stands there, waving her scarf around, lip syncing and occasionally squatting.

Her getting pelted was what made it worth watching.

imoutofit said...

BOOM HEADSHOT!

Who the hell performs on stage, swaying back and forth and waving their stupid little Jane scarf around pretending they're hardcore.

Glibby Longstocking said...

What that video needed was a Noel Gallagher push from the Jimmy Kimmel vid. That would have been epic deluxe=)


The egg is still awesome and high-larious.

kosherdish said...

Whoever threw that egg had incredible accuracy, or the best luck ever.

Epic.

It's funny the dumb bitch never mentioned getting hit by an egg, did she?

BigPoppaPhat said...

Id like to see this video get a "video brakedown" on Tosh.0

MsWonkyTits said...

OMLolz! Nice quality. Goddamn her songs suck. Anyhow, that was a lot of shit pelted her way. I loved the crowd sounds when items almost hit. LOL.

MsWonkyTits said...

I forgot to mention the bodyguard in the orange who just stands there. Fuckin' priceless.

Ben said...

So an egg caused one of the facial lacerations that needed stitches, painkillers, 4 days of bedrest, and 1 year out of the sun.

Yeah, Tila's a badass, she got her shit handed to her by an egg.

Fatty McFatterson said...

With a head that big, Stevie Wonder could have been in the audience and had a 98% accuracy rate on his own egg tosses!

Fucking epic vid. That egg at the end is the fucking icing on the cake. LOVE LOVE LOVE!

shaniqua said...

She IS a terrible performer. Just walkin around, squatting, high kicking, wow. Maybe someone should tell her that if she's going to rap over her cd, it's wise to make a mix minus the vocal track so it's not like you're fucking doing karaoke in front of a live audience. Every time I've seen a video of her performing, that's exactly what she's doing. You can hear the original vocal in the background. Maybe she doesn't mind because it reminds her of what the lyrics are, but either way, that's fucking lame. If she insists on recording music, she should probably give up trying to perform it, because other people trying to be pop stars or that sing, or lip sync over a track, do something else to make up for the obvious lack of musical ability. Like do a little choreographed dance. Take a cue from Britney, damn.

Tess said...

Holy crap! She can't even lip sync to her own songs! Does she have any songs where "Tila Tequila" are not in the lyrics? ..and that scarf wavy thing! LMAO No wonder they threw shit at her!!

Nice video find ..keep them coming!!

Jess said...

so i was on youtube and found some old songs of tila and it mention jane. maybe thats where jane came from its about 2:54

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5nIbYysVSM&feature=related

Aussie Mum said...

I dunno about anyone else, but in those pics from drivenbybordom.com I cannot see any shit on her. Piss maybe, whatever else, but is there shit?

Tuesday said...

OMG! I can't stop laughing. Hating Tila is a guilty pleasure. I just can't help it.

Ben said...

I'd love to see someone in the crowd sue Tila claiming that the bottle she threw gave them a scratch that cost them 4 days of on bedrest and painkillers that are soooo good.

Tuesday said...

@ shaniqua ...Agreed. I have said before, she looks uncomfortable and out of place.

There were SOOOO many things she could have done to save face and walk away. She's just not trained/experienced in the area of performance nor, does she have natural talent. It makes for awkward moments.

Ya know what would have been really bad ass? If Tila had not said a word afterwords and, not threatened to sue.

FUYU said...

I don't know how she can even leave her house without fear for her safety from now on LMAO. So many juggalos out there in every state. It's not just one area! Let's see the body guard group help her sorry ass now LMAOOOO she needs to get pelted while she's out shopping. XD Juggalos should carry rocks in their pockets from now on. GAHAHAHHAHA

Juggalette_Nicole said...

@Ben So an egg caused one of the facial lacerations that needed stitches, painkillers, 4 days of bedrest, and 1 year out of the sun.

Yeah, Tila's a badass, she got her shit handed to her by an egg.

Yeah tell me about it lmao , she wouldn't know hardcore or badass if it slapped her upside the head

shabbycat said...

Oh goodness I just watched Issues with Jane Velez Mitchell and her and her panel all laughed at Tila. It seems EVERYONE knows Tila is an idiot for doing that show. It also seems everyone knows she did it for attention. I am so sick of Tila and her bullshit. It's becoming boring and its crystal she has no lawsuit. She needs to do something better than this to get her "fame" back. Thanks for all the posts about this cuz its been good for a laugh. This slag will NEVER be anything and most likely she will die broke and alone in some gutter.

Leyla11 said...

Where are the "big rocks" she says she got pelted with? I see assorted garbage and some most horrible dancing (I didn't have the courage to put the audio on...), but no rocks...no way she got injured for real.

Isis said...

"Blogger Juggalette_Nicole said...

@Ben So an egg caused one of the facial lacerations that needed stitches, painkillers, 4 days of bedrest, and 1 year out of the sun."

1 year out of the sun BAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA

Jacqueline said...

Ha ha....I couldn't stop laughing.....Hope she learned her lesson. Ha ha

BKiddo said...

"The Incredible Throwable Egg".
Lovin' the Gnome. Especially since I can watch it and read the comments at the same time.
Can't add much to the comments because they are soo true and hit right on the big alien head.

Glibby Longstocking said...

@shabbycat


Yeah I remember when JVM interviewed tila after Casey's death and you could just tell JVM didn't take TT seriously. But I missed this recent one with her talking about dumbass. if anyone has a link to that video let me know. I just want to see it for the lulz.

Emily said...

Jesus take the wheel. I, I just can't with this bitch. What sane person would just stand there as m-80's are flying by their face??

SourPatchKids said...

omg, im laughing so hard! her songs suck. she aint a celebrity. what happened to the lambo?

boytoy said...

there is a gossip wesbite called
gossiprocks.com and there is a thread about tila "performace" at the concert and some newspaper writer was there with tom green to interview him and he wrote about the whole tila expereince and what he really saw happened.

It's interesting read from another prespective

BKiddo said...

@SourPatchKids,
I'm still laughing with ya, I think her lambo was a fakeo.

SourPatchKids said...

@bkiddo haha has it been returned or she owns it now?

K.R. Omen said...

I was trying to figure out why she was waving the towel around so much. Then I figured it out, she was beating back the crabs.

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