MAJOR UPDATE:

For the first time - and I was on the ball to correct it thanks to a fellow Twitter user - the part you may have seen about Yung Mazi involved in the video is incorrect. When I did some research there is a 6 degrees Kevin Bacon issue (actually two) that put them under the same heading during my research in which they were connected and the names were juxtaposed. In this particular instance, I was not diligent enough in identification. My apologies for the mix-up, I know when I've made a mistake and will openly correct it.

We have seen the Tila tweets on shooting her "music video" for Walking on Thin Ice. A remake, because Tila has no originality of her own, of a Yoko Ono song. That said, I can't find a single personality Mazi O has worked with that is anyone at all or has become anyone. He does have some sort of public access show, according to his website though. (Disclaimer: I don't know the underground local scene to LA, so maybe they have a cult following there.)

Bellahoneysoul.com has a some pretty clear stills of the video shoot, a few follow:
Am I the only one that finds it disturbing that Lennon was brutally and innocently murdered and her cover of a Yoko song includes murder? From the stills, it appears to be... a DOMESTIC VIOLENCE MURDER. Can we say "I copy GaGa's Paparazzi" much? So... Tila, who claims every man she has ever known has beaten her, defends a woman beater, works with one and portrays a domestic murdress. That's low. ETA: It should also be mentioned that in a couple of weeks, it will be the 30 year anniversary of Lennon's passing. A man of peace and respect. His wife's song, by an "Army Commander" who encourages war between otherwise unknown people.

And gawd, why would anyone shoot Tila from the backside? This makes her synthetic Wal-Mart weave look so obvious and ratty! It appears that she hasn't taken the time, or more likely money, to get her hair color fixed before ordering the synthetic hair color, otherwise, she's purposely trying to look like a skunk or PePe LePew after everyone cartoon.

There's a video Mazi has posted but since it's just the CD track over Tila and he must be too broke to afford a phone with a real camera or mic, it's pretty ishty quality.



And just to terrify you with this whole post:

I present... BRADSHAW!!!!!! (Who recently styled another hobag of LA, Natalie Nunn, who'd I had forgotten about since the show ended a year ago.)

Dear Howard Stern,
You have a billion fans worldwide, and we here at the Rotspot are no exception! We see that tomorrow, April 13th, you are going to interview none other than Tila Tequila. Well, since we specialize in all things related to the midget hogul MOGUL, we would like to assist you! Here are some topics to discuss:

Her lovelife
As you may know, at the end of last year Tila became engaged to Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson empire.


Tila made goddamn sure that we all knew Casey was a billionaire. Casey bought her that 17 karat diamond ring. Did we mention she's a billionaire? Even though the rest of the world was reporting differently, Tila made sure we all knew that.  Then, tragedy struck. Casey Johnson was found dead. Tila mourned.


Tila's Pregnancies and Subsequent Miscarriages

On December 19th, Tila tells the world she's pregnant:


 The entire world laughs at her. It quickly changed from being a baby for her brother, to being one just for her. In fact, she got pregnant FOR CASEY.


The world continues to laugh at her. You may wonder why the world laughed? Well, Howard, this whole pregnancy thing is nothing new to Tila. You see, last year she claimed to be pregnant:


And, as you know, NOTHING CAME OF THAT ONE EITHER. So we basically waited with baited breath for the miscarriage announcement. In February, she falls and dents her head. No, seriously. Ask her. She'll tell you that bullshit lie, too. If you're lucky, she'll tell you that's what caused her miscarriage. If she doesn't tell you, here's a few of the tweets she made about it on Feb. 13:


So then, just two days later, Tila tweets that she feels great pain in her stomach but she doesn't want to go to the doctor because of the paparazzi.


Later, Tila would tell us that she had a miscarriage when she dented her head. That's the lie she's going with as of late, so I'm sure she'll tell you guys that, too. Keep in mind that she got on a 24 hour flight two days later and performed in Australia at 3 shitty clubs. Because they'll totally let you do that right after a miscarriage! AND SHE DID IT IN WHITE TIGHTS!

So now Tila claims a miscarriage, just as we said she would. Was there ever a baby? HIGHLY DOUBTFUL. Anyway, she then claimed to be pregnant AGAIN, this time via IVF:


But then she basically stopped talking about it. Here's a random miscarriage admission, but now she's pregnant again because God blessed her:


Ugh, anyway, the pregnancy shit gets real boring real fast. Is she pregnant? Sometimes? WHO GIVES A FUCK. This bitch is crazy, Howard. Anyway, the funny thing about the pregnancy/miscarriage shit is how UPSET she gets when you mention it. Because it sucks being caught in a lie. But funny, she has no problem joking around about it on twitter, when she can delete it real quick. Good thing for everybody I'm quicker.
Here's a picture from bauergriffinonline.com


Cute, huh? Here's what she tweeted about it:


 Wow, for somebody who recently went through a miscarriage, she sure is fucking JOVIAL about it!!

Tila's Music

It sucks. Go ahead, listen to it. She mainly rips off other artists. She has this one song, Blue Dress:


Oh, except it's really Depeche Mode's song. Yeah, after she got busted lying about it, she now says she covered it.

Here's a full list of music Tila has ripped off.

Howard, we're counting on you not to be overtaken by Tila's prostitute-like appearance and focus on the real issues. Like the fact that she thinks she's going to become the ambassador to Vietnam in a few years:


When she has videos like this around. Yes, that's her masturbating.

Oh, and maybe if you're lucky you'll get to talk to Jane! Jane is Tila's other personality. She is WAY more fun than Tila. Just watch:


Basically you guys over there are going to feel like this by the end of the interview:


 Just stare at Tila's tits. Yes, as you can see, girl has a serious hack job. You're a connoisseur of sweater puppies, Howard. Are nipples SUPPOSED to be cock-eyed like that?

Sincerely yours,
The girls at the Rotspot
<3 <3 <3 P.S. This is the Tila we know. Everything in this cartoon is true.