God, you guys! You ruined the surprise! We've been working on the PR.com interview since yesterday but NOOOOO you guys had to leave it in the comments and ruin it for everybody! GEEZ!

Just playin' y'all. You know we love you! But you gotta trust us that we're on top of this shit. Who run this motherfucker? That's right, Rotspot. Now sit on Uncle Eddie's lap and listen to a story about a little delusional blond gnome.

A long, long time ago, in a forest far, far away...










I took it upon myself to underline all the parts that made me LOL. But let's discuss it a little bit, shall we?

So the first thing I underlined is that it calls her a Vietnamese immigrant. I'm sorry, but don't you actually have to immigrate from Vietnam to be called a Vietnamese immigrant? Say, like, your parents immigrate from Vietnam before you're born and you're born in Singapore, does that really make you a Vietnamese immigrant? *Credit goes to STFUtilaOMG for pointing this out to me!* Example:


Yes, I know, Wikipedia isn't the most TRUSTED of sources. But go ahead, look for yourself. See if you can find any different information. I couldn't. I did find this though, and it made me lol for hours:


.....Anyway! Let's continue with Tila's PR.com interview.

She talks a lot about her new gossip blog, which begs the question WHAT NEW GOSSIP BLOG? I don't see one, do you? Why is she doing all this press for something she couldn't get released on time and STILL isn't up? Kind of reminds me when she did all that press for being pregnant, and we know where that turned up...

"I'm so smart that I think I'm an alien sometimes."

 LOL just sayin'. Anyway, lots of us think you're an alien sometimes too, Tila,but that doesn't have to do with how smart you are. It has to do with the shape of your head. See?

Okay moving on. Blah blah blah, Ambassador. Ugh, I'm so sick of this one. Seriously Tila, there are so many nude pictures and fucking softcore porn videos of you out there that you will NEVER EVER EVER BECOME AN AMBASSADOR. Go here to see what it takes to become an ambassador.

Also, she's so humble, isn't she? Talking about how her video got deleted off of Facebook because girls are jealous, and how she's so pretty and smart AND INTELLIGENT all at the same time! How exactly is one smart AND intelligent at the same time? Nice.

So then we get to the video of her shoplifting from CVS. I don't know if Allison Kugel is retarded or just playing into Tila's ego, but nobody on earth took that shit seriously. Tila is a horrible actress and should stick to Skinemax if she ever tries acting seriously. (Yes I know she had a 2 minute scene in 'Chuck and Larry' where she plays a fucking Hooters girl, I'm talking SERIOUS acting, and you know it's only a matter of time until she tries that shit again.) Click here if you haven't seen the CVS video and want a good laugh.
I lolled extra hard when she talks about how sweet she is with people, and in relationships. I mean, really Tila? Are you sure about that?


Oh shit, my bad y'all. Tila is sweet as fucking pie. I just forgot.

Okay, you guys see where she says "I know I will dethrone his site in less than a month?" Okay, keep that in mind. Don't think we won't be checking stats.

Oh, here we go. The crotch shots. Really Tila? There's never been a picture like that of you? I want you guys to go to the Hotspot. I know, you shouldn't because she gets paid when you go. But I want you to see how sneaky Tila is. When she gave this interview she (or her people, who knows) deleted the crotch shot pictures from her Paparazzi photo album. I'll make it easy for you. Here's her photo page. Click on Paparazzi. Notice a certain one is missing? Gosh, Tila, you're too smart for us. You really must be 10 steps ahead! Because nobody was quick enough to save those before you deleted them!

Oh shit, wait.


I love how she labels them "crotch shot" just to make it easier for us. Tila, this makes you look bad, as usual, but this makes Allison Kugel look REALLY BAD. LOL. Good. That's what you get for being a hack journalist, Allison.

Moving on, isn't Blue Dress on her new album? Is she saying she wrote that AGAIN? Lord have mercy. I...I can't even be bothered. You all know it's a Depeche Mode song. I can't do it.

LOL she gets to the Tila Tequila name again. This time she gives both lies, that she got it in 8th grade and that it was just a screen name. Ugh, so here, I can't be bothered to out this shit again. Just read what I said the first time.

I can't believe she combined the two. And poor Carlos gets left out in the cold AGAIN.

Oh, and I feel like we need to make this clear. Tila? We are most certainly laughing at you. Don't believe me?


How was that? Got it now? Okay good, let's move on.

Ugh, really I'm so bored with this slut by now. Aren't you? I mean, it's the same old bullshit over and over and over. "I'm adopting, I was pregnant, I fucked a DJ" OVER AND OVER AND OVER. Goddammit Tila, you're boring me!

Just for funsies, I included Allison's info, in case any of you want to drop her a line and tell her she's a fucking sham. I already did. Hell, link her here. Tell her to stop being a fucking pussy and get the real story. DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH, ALLISON, AND MAYBE YOU'D RETAIN SOME FUCKING CREDIBILITY. Just sayin'.

Later, asswads, I'm out!

Dear Howard Stern,
You have a billion fans worldwide, and we here at the Rotspot are no exception! We see that tomorrow, April 13th, you are going to interview none other than Tila Tequila. Well, since we specialize in all things related to the midget hogul MOGUL, we would like to assist you! Here are some topics to discuss:

Her lovelife
As you may know, at the end of last year Tila became engaged to Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson empire.


Tila made goddamn sure that we all knew Casey was a billionaire. Casey bought her that 17 karat diamond ring. Did we mention she's a billionaire? Even though the rest of the world was reporting differently, Tila made sure we all knew that.  Then, tragedy struck. Casey Johnson was found dead. Tila mourned.


Tila's Pregnancies and Subsequent Miscarriages

On December 19th, Tila tells the world she's pregnant:


 The entire world laughs at her. It quickly changed from being a baby for her brother, to being one just for her. In fact, she got pregnant FOR CASEY.


The world continues to laugh at her. You may wonder why the world laughed? Well, Howard, this whole pregnancy thing is nothing new to Tila. You see, last year she claimed to be pregnant:


And, as you know, NOTHING CAME OF THAT ONE EITHER. So we basically waited with baited breath for the miscarriage announcement. In February, she falls and dents her head. No, seriously. Ask her. She'll tell you that bullshit lie, too. If you're lucky, she'll tell you that's what caused her miscarriage. If she doesn't tell you, here's a few of the tweets she made about it on Feb. 13:


So then, just two days later, Tila tweets that she feels great pain in her stomach but she doesn't want to go to the doctor because of the paparazzi.


Later, Tila would tell us that she had a miscarriage when she dented her head. That's the lie she's going with as of late, so I'm sure she'll tell you guys that, too. Keep in mind that she got on a 24 hour flight two days later and performed in Australia at 3 shitty clubs. Because they'll totally let you do that right after a miscarriage! AND SHE DID IT IN WHITE TIGHTS!

So now Tila claims a miscarriage, just as we said she would. Was there ever a baby? HIGHLY DOUBTFUL. Anyway, she then claimed to be pregnant AGAIN, this time via IVF:


But then she basically stopped talking about it. Here's a random miscarriage admission, but now she's pregnant again because God blessed her:


Ugh, anyway, the pregnancy shit gets real boring real fast. Is she pregnant? Sometimes? WHO GIVES A FUCK. This bitch is crazy, Howard. Anyway, the funny thing about the pregnancy/miscarriage shit is how UPSET she gets when you mention it. Because it sucks being caught in a lie. But funny, she has no problem joking around about it on twitter, when she can delete it real quick. Good thing for everybody I'm quicker.
Here's a picture from bauergriffinonline.com


Cute, huh? Here's what she tweeted about it:


 Wow, for somebody who recently went through a miscarriage, she sure is fucking JOVIAL about it!!

Tila's Music

It sucks. Go ahead, listen to it. She mainly rips off other artists. She has this one song, Blue Dress:


Oh, except it's really Depeche Mode's song. Yeah, after she got busted lying about it, she now says she covered it.

Here's a full list of music Tila has ripped off.

Howard, we're counting on you not to be overtaken by Tila's prostitute-like appearance and focus on the real issues. Like the fact that she thinks she's going to become the ambassador to Vietnam in a few years:


When she has videos like this around. Yes, that's her masturbating.

Oh, and maybe if you're lucky you'll get to talk to Jane! Jane is Tila's other personality. She is WAY more fun than Tila. Just watch:


Basically you guys over there are going to feel like this by the end of the interview:


 Just stare at Tila's tits. Yes, as you can see, girl has a serious hack job. You're a connoisseur of sweater puppies, Howard. Are nipples SUPPOSED to be cock-eyed like that?

Sincerely yours,
The girls at the Rotspot
<3 <3 <3 P.S. This is the Tila we know. Everything in this cartoon is true.

Pre-boarding ANY airplane X17 caught up with the slimy gremlin and the ambiguously gay duo to make fun of her to her face while pretending to give a shit and ask questions.  She gets pretty heated about the questions regarding Casey Johnson and her being pregnant.  I mean, no one likes to get backed into a corner when caught in  lie after lie do they?  She goes on and on about Casa and how he tried to use her for money and to get famous - big fuckin' surprise there huh?  The moody bitch missed her flight because she was too busy fuckin' around with the Casa drama OR she intentionally missed it so that he could chase after her and she could cause a big fuckin' scene.  Either way, she explains why she no longer can be flying around in private jets these days.  With the economy and all the self-proclaimed millionairess can't afford to fly around VIP style.  In other words, she hasn't been on a prostitution escapade since she met up with her ambassador friend a month or so back.


I'd also like to point out that she gets so angry about the "miscarriage" story stating that it's not funny to joke about a woman having a miscarriage.  I wonder where she got that idea because she's been throwing it, in vitro, and pregnancy in general around like she throws around used tampons.  I mean, she even compared a miscarriage (the day AFTER this supposed tragedy)  to  a pair of designer Louis Vuitton shoes.  If you'd had the miscarriage the night before Miss Mongrel, er I mean Mogul, then why would you be wearing white tights?  And why did you lie to people afterwards?  You said you just dropped it so everyone thinks you were never pregnant and lying but that's not REALLY the reason everyone thinks KNOWS you're lying.  You kept tweeting after your fake miscarriage that you were still pregnant and that everyone was just hating.  Hating on what?  That you're scum of the earth?  Because honey, there is NOTHING to be jealous of.  I've seen toothless tranny prostitutes that are more appealing than you.

Good news everyone!!! Tila's confirmed a different due date for us all!!! That pesky thing called memory must have come back, and she remembered her Dr said that her due date would be
Dec 1st plus or minus 10 days....and not "sometime in December, plus or minus 10 days"


But that's weird...because that would mean her conception date would have been Wednesday March 10, 2010....I'm going to go out on a limb here and acknowledge that this is a different pregnancy than the fetus she's had in her stomach since Dec....because we all know Tila doesn't lie....Eduardo pointed out to us where she says so herself....and I know Radar Online wouldn't have been so irresponsible as to post an image of her ultrasound when she wasn't really even pregnant yet....
So, let's all assume she really is having twins, with different gestational sacs and dates of conceptions (HEY!! WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE, IT HAPPENS TO CATS!! LULZ)...that would mean all of the cravings she's had all along are completely founded, right?

Pfft, WRONG! Silly readers, she can't have 2 different conception dates!!! So now, this leads us to assume that maybe THIS time around, she really is getting knocked up....which would mean she's approximately 2 DAYS pregnant....and that's even considering that the In Vitro actually worked, AND that the embryo implants into her uterus....(expect for her to tell us in 10 days she's spotting)...which would in turn mean absolutely NO SYMPTOMS!!!! NOT TIRED, NOT PUKING, or anything else she's trying to conjure up out of thin fucking air.

But I guess the jokes on us, none of us know the truth. When you're pregnant your Dr. only gives you a "very open vague window of birth"...right? This means all you women with actual physical due dates...your Ob/Gyn has been lying to you, because TILA SAYS THAT IS NOT HOW THEY DO IT!!! *eye roll*

Please tune in later today for more of "Days of our Tila lives".

Good morning everybody! I know it's early, but we just had a total GEM delivered from Tila Tequila herself! During her latest facebook status updating frenzy, many people were asking her when she is due. Here's her response.

As you can see, it says: Sometime in December plus or minus 10 days.

UPDATE: For the women who are actually TRYING TO CONCEIVE, this is an even bigger joke....these women know their dates like the backs of their fucking hands....so Tila you have been caught in a big fucking lie here...because guess what, you're predicting a future conception...what happens when the In Vitro process fails because of that barren wasteland of a womb? Gonna pop out a Valentine's baby instead? You're a bigger fucking idiot than I even realized.
Ps--You wouldn't be having any symptoms yet, since you've yet to conceive....get back to us in 8 weeks with your bullshit.

For all of our loyal readers, feel free to click HERE to check your own due dates...Tila, that's a direct hint to you *blows kiss*

Wow Tila! That's a mighty long pregnancy! And you're already showing off your bump, even though December is 9 months away! That's awesome, Tila! As previously pointed out here at the rotspot, she's been saying this for a VERY long time!



Tila, you're just doing the work for us. Thank you!

Here's the confirmation directly from the hotspot from 1/25/2010.





And here's her bragging about the ultrasound, again taken from the hotspot.



Tila, why did you have an ultrasound if you weren't pregnant yet? And if you were pregnant, why aren't you due until December?

Wow, Tila. Just wow. Tila's womb must be a miracle-maker.